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    Darrell Hammond Quotation






    Movie Title: Saturday Night Live:
    25th Anniversary (1999) as Sean Connery:

    [On Celebrity Jeopardy] Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery, why don't you pick?
    Sean Connery : Looks like this is my lucky day. I'll take The Rapists for 800. Alex Trebek: That's Therapists! Therapists, not the Rapists.

    Movie Title: Saturday Night Live:
    Game Show Parodies (1998) as Sean Connery:

    [The catagory is Famous Titles]
    Sean Connery : I'll take Famous Titties for $200.

    [during Final Jeopardy category of "Write any number"]
    Alex Trebek : Let's go to Sean Connery and his response was "Below". That's not a number. How much did you risk? "me Trebek!" "Below me Trebek, Below me Trebek". I don't get it.
    Sean Connery : Neither did your mother last night, Trebek.





    Movie Title: Saturday Night Live:
    The Best of Will Ferrell (2002) as Sean Connery:


    Alex Trebek : Let's just go to "Animal Sounds" for $600. This is the sound a doggy makes. [Sean Connery buzzes in]
    Alex Trebek : Mr. Connery.
    Sean Connery : Moo.
    Alex Trebek : No.
    Sean Connery : Well, that's the sound your mother made last night!





    Movie Title: Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) as Robertson:



    Robertson : That's the International Jewish Communist conspiracy in action, people!





    Movie Title: Saturday Night Live 80 (1975) as Sean Connery / George Lucas:



    Sean Connery : I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will. nm0002071'Will Ferrell: [as Alex Trebeck] I don't want to hear it.
    Sean Connery : What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

    [On "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
    Sean Connery : I'll take "The Rapists" for $100.
    Alex Trebek : That's "therapists", not "the rapists".

    [On "Celebrity Jeopardy."]
    Sean Connery : I'll take "Famous Titties" for $400.
    Alex Trebek : That's "Famous Titles", not "Famous Titties".


    Alex Trebek : French Stewart? The sound a dog makes.
    French Stewart : Um... Who is John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band, thank you very much. I'll take Animal Sounds for 800.
    Alex Trebek : No. Good lord. We would've accepted "bow wow" or "ruff."
    Sean Connery : Oh, rough. Just the way your mother likes it, eh Trebek?


    Sean Connery : I'll take "anal bum cover" for 500.
    Alex Trebek : That's "an album cover."


    George Lucas : [regarding criticism to the Star Wars prequels] You know, if you don't like it, don't go see it. Guess what? I'm gonna be fine either way. I've got billions!

       
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