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![]() Melissa McCarthy QuotationMovie Title: Gilmore Girls (2000) as Sookie: Sookie : What's going on? Lorelai : Michel's gonna live forever. Sookie : Like the kids from 'Fame'? Lorelai : That's what I said. Jackson : I think we should get married. Sookie : But - uh, but... Jackson : Soon. Sookie : Are you pregnant? Lorelai : Let's invite everyone. Sookie : Everyone who? Lorelai : Everyone, everyone. Sookie : [gasps] Everyone, everyone who? Jackson : I'm going home. Sookie : What about the contest? Jackson : To hell with the contest, I'm leaving as long as it's all right with Lorelai and Luke and that strange man in the corner who I never met before. Hello strange man in the corner is it okay if I quit this contest. Lorelai : What's that? Sookie : That is a vat of boiling oil. Lorelai : Really? Where's Quasimodo? Sookie : This is not a joking matter. Rory : What is the oil for? Lorelai : For pouring on visigoths. Sookie : Lorelai. Lorelai : When else am I gonna get to use my visigoth material? Lorelai : Uh oh. Jackson's got that panicked "my girlfriend wants me to get married" face on. Sookie : Yup. Hey, next time he's here, tell him that you're pregnant. Lorelai : With twins. Sookie : Why not? Michel : A group of scientists did a study on rats where they cut their daily calories by thirty percent. Sookie : And you felt left out? Jackson : Sookie, I'm serious, I'm moving in. Sookie : [laughing] Jackson, stop, you're gonna give me a cramp. Jackson : Sookie, get back here. Lorelai : I think I know what an aneurysm feels like before you have it. Sookie : Like a baseball the size of a cantaloupe in your head. Lorelai : [giggle] Good one. Sookie : What? Lorelai : Baseball the size of a cantaloupe. Sookie : Yeah. Lorelai : 'Cause a baseball can only be one size, so it's a Yogi Berra type thing. Sookie : Yogi Bear? Sookie : Oh, that makes me so mad. And so sad. I'm smad. Sookie : A child is not a duvet cover. You can't just take it back if it doesn't like you. Lorelai : Luckily, duvet covers notoriously like whoever they go home with. They're like golden retrievers. Sookie : You know what happens when kids don't like you? They tie you to a chair. They brain you with a bat. They set fire to the house and blame it on the neighbors. Lorelai : Wow, now you can't have kids or live next door to them. |
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