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 Carson Kressley QuotationMovie Title: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (2003) as Carson Kressley / Carson: Carson Kressley : Oh my God! You put a living room where the crack den used to be! [Upon finding a pair of skidmarked boxer shorts] Carson Kressley : Oh my grossness! Oh my god! Carson Kressley : Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I big or am I small? Kyan Douglas : People say I look like Keanu Reeves Carson Kressley : People say I look like Ellen Degeneres. Carson Kressley : Do you think he got this at the "Lion King" gift shop? Carson Kressley : Somewhere in Omaha there's a rave missing a shirt. Carson Kressley : You've got a handicap. Unnatural fibers are hurting you. Carson Kressley : [admiring Kyan in cowboy hat] You're kind of like George. Not George Strait, but George Gay. Carson Kressley : There are so many great Hollywood looks in here. Cary Grant, Gary Cooper, Humphrey Bogart... Starsky & Hutch, maybe not so much. Carson Kressley : I see straight people! Carson Kressley : He looks like the illegitimate child of Charles Manson and Marilyn McCoo. Carson Kressley : There's a hooker in Trenton who wants her shoes back. Carson Kressley : What are we, the five fags from IBM? Carson Kressley : We're going to show you the Way of the Gay. Kyan Douglas : [about Vincent] He is a professional singer, he's in the Cleftones. Ted Allen : There was talk that his onstage style resembles Liberace. Carson Kressley : Well, then it's fine - I don't even know why I'm here. Carson Kressley : [showing off a pair of jeans] This is denim but it's flocked, okay? It's "glitter-ous!" You know what that rhymes with. [Kyan brings back the "straight guy" after giving him a haircut] Carson Kressley : Wow, you took away Xena and brought us back a Baldwin! [In front of a clothing display] Carson Kressley : I pulled these items while I was thinking about you... I pulled a few other things while I was thinking about you, too, but we won't get into that. Carson Kressley : Clothes tell a story, and yours tell the story of a crazy, deranged kickboxer who still lives with his mother in Queens. Butch: You ruined the organization! Carson Kressley : What was it? Ugly, ugly, and uglier? [after helping the "straight" guy tuck in his shirt] Carson Kressley : Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you. Carson Kressley : I haven't seen a get-up like that since the International Leatherman Convention in Chicago. Carson Kressley : Do you have bad credit or just bad taste? Thom Filicia : This isn't bad Carson Kressley : No, it's horrible. Carson Kressley : Gay, good. Gray, bad. Carson Kressley : It says here they have a kosher kitchen. I wonder if he has a kosher closet? Like, everything is Isaac Mizrahi. Zalta, Karen: Aww, pearl earrings to go with my pearl necklace! Carson Kressley : Everybody loves a pearl necklace. [sips cocktail] Carson Kressley : What does she have that I don't have? Besides a working vagina? Andrew Lane: Do I look like Ben Affleck? Carson Kressley : You look like Ben and Jerry Affleck. Carson Kressley : You don't need to waste your money on couture... I can't believe I just said that. Carson Kressley : I love you more than my luggage! Carson : Look! Its crouching tiger, hidden drag queen. Carson Kressley : Oooh... that was Rico... that was Suave (suavay)! Carson Kressley : It's like a cheap motel - no ballroom. Kyan Rodriguez: He's like a Ginsu knife commercial Carson Kressley : Call now - operators are standing by. [stuck in traffic] Carson Kressley : Great, we're gonna be out of season by the time we get there! [testing out what will be her new married name] Carson : Matilda Downey, Jr. Thom : Sounds like a drag queen with a drug problem. Carson : [mimicking a woman] I like long walks on the beach, leopard-print bikinis, and squalor. Carson : He's really captured the whole mobile home feel here. Carson : He looks two weeks younger! Carson Kressley : One straight guy done. Only 300 million to go! Carson Kressley : "Richard" is so formal. Why can't we say we're out looking for Dick? Carson Kressley : No more musical theater until you clean this room! Carson Kressley : Confidence breeds success. Carson Kressley : [spotting an unflattering shirt] Where did you get this from? John Bargeman: Umm... K-mart. Carson Kressley : *gasp* Don't use that kind of language around me! Carson Kressley : [after catching sight of a shirt on the display panel] Don't worry! Mommy's gonna get help! Carson Kressley : Why are you Puerto Rican and I'm darker? Ted Allen : Nuns made that cheese... Carson Kressley : Oh, praise cheese-sus! Carson Kressley : Losing a finger can really kill a party. |
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