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 Judy Reyes QuotationMovie Title: Scrubs (2001) as Carla / Nurse Carla Espinosa: Chris Turk : Ya know Elliot, eventually you're gonna have to take off your sock. Elliot : If I do then from now on whenever you guys look at me all you're going to think is Giant Gross-Foot. It's like that security guard with the hook for the hand, all anybody thinks when they look at him is Big Giant Afro. Nurse Carla Espinosa : [gasps] I do think that! Nurse Carla Espinosa : You know what your problem is? Dr. Cox : There are times when I put myself into situ... Nurse Carla Espinosa : Oh my god, who answers that question? You see, *that* is your problem. You think you have the answers to everything, but instead you end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone else has to pay the consequences. Dr. Cox : That's almost exactly what I was going to say. J.D. : You think Turk would like it if I started calling him 'my brother'? Nurse Carla Espinosa : I don't know. [Turk passes by] J.D. : Catch you later... my brutha. Chris Turk : I'll holla. J.D. : [to Carla] He said, he'll holler... [Elliot can't find an apartment] Nurse Carla Espinosa : How you doing? Elliot : I'm exhausted. I mean, I'm just one person. At least Turk has you to pick up the slack when it gets too bad. Nurse Carla Espinosa : You'd think so. [Elliot's cell phone rings but she ignores it] Nurse Carla Espinosa : Aren't you gonna answer that? Elliot : Nah, that's just Todd. He keeps calling me and asking if I want to move into his pants. Nurse Carla Espinosa : You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done "playing racquetball" or "having a conversation" or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep. Dr. Cox : It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan. She sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings. J.D. : Time to take the "GR" off my Gratitude and give that old bastard some Attitude, J.D. style. [Walks off] Nurse Carla Espinosa : His office is that way. J.D. : Yeah, I have to throw up first. Carla : What are you guys talking about? Chris Turk : Nothing, guy talk. J.D. : Bitches and Hoes. [Turk is talking about a rival surgeon] Turk: Bonnie is killing me; I'm telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She's like a ninja but worse. J.D. : Nothing's worse than a ninja - they're masters of every style of combat. Carla : Can we please talk about something other than Bonnie? Elliot : [to Turk] I think you should give Bonnie a break. You know, it's really hard being a woman around here... you can walk through walls and nobody notices you. J.D. : Not entirely unlike a... ninja. Nurse Carla Espinosa : Christopher! Chris Turk : Christopher? You only call me Christopher when you're mad or when we're having sex... Baby, are you mad when we're having sex? Nurse Carla Espinosa : Sometimes. Nurse Carla Espinosa : [helping a bruised J.D] So how far over the creek did you make it? J.D. : I don't know the exact distance in terms of feet and inches but in my own terms I would have to say... about half way. Dr. Cox : [strolling by] Don't stop paddling, Amy. You are sure in for the "Little Girl X-Games". Nurse Carla Espinosa : Dr Cox... why is your mouth red? Dr. Cox : Duct tape, two hours in a morgue drawer, don't piss off the janitor. End of story. Elliot : But if the ceremony's in spanish, how will I know when you guys are married? Nurse Carla Espinosa : We all shoot off our guns and throw tortillas in the air. Elliot : Really? Oh, I wish I was was ethnic. Dr. Moyer : You called me in to the hospital at midnight to do a CAT scan that could wait until monday? J.D. : You see, Dr. Moyer, I... Dr. Moyer : [throwing a tantrum] These are my machines! My machines! Nurse Carla Espinosa : But Dr. Moyer, if you could just... Dr. Moyer : [still screaming] My machines! My Machines! Chris Turk : Who's machines are they? Dr. Moyer : They're my machines! My machines! J.D. : [to Turk] How does that help? |
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