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 Lainie Kazan Quotation"I get a sensual feeling from my own singing voice. When I am right, whether I'm moaning or winging it, I just fly. I soar. I get all caught up in myself. And baby, when that happens, you just know the audience has to be with me, having a ball." Movie Title: Harry and the Hendersons (1987) as Irene: Irene : I need someone to talk to! You know it hasn't been easy with this pool and everything, and Herb is no help! His latest theory is that a condor flew over and took a shit in it. Movie Title: Lust in the Dust (1985) as Maguerita Ventura / Marguerita Ventura: Maguerita Ventura : [singing] I'd like to take you south of my border, and north of my garter. Rosie Velez : Marguerita? Marguerita Ventura : The customers call me "Marguerita". The territory calls me "Marguerita". My real close friends call me "Miss Ventura." Marguerita Ventura : You bitch! Rosie Velez : Ever since I came here, you've done nothing but treat me like shit. Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, I was a dance hall girl, but what makes you so high and mighty? You own a whorehouse! A whorehouse!... and with only three whores in it. One of them is just a senile old cow. [aside to Big Ed] Rosie Velez : No offense, honey. [back to Maguerita] Rosie Velez : And the other one's so new at it, she doesn't know which end to use. So what does that make you? The only whore in Chili Verde. Yeah, I came here for the gold, because I've been poor all my life. Marguerita Ventura : You've got it all wrong, honey. You've been cheap all your life. Rosie Velez : Cheap? [picks up a chair, and breaks it over Maguerita] Rosie Velez : This furniture is cheap. Movie Title: The Crew (2000) as Pepper Lowenstein: Pepper Lowenstein : You torched my house? Mike "The Brick" Donatelli : We had to make it look like an accident. Pepper Lowenstein : Oh my God! That house was going to be featured in Better Home & Gardens. Bobby Bartellemeo : Well, you can still be in Gardens. Movie Title: My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) as Maria Portokalos: Maria Portokalos : The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want. Maria Portokalos : Nicko! Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food! Maria Portokalos : Touvla, On my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom. Toula Portokalos : EEw! Please let that be the end of your story. Maria Portokalos : [whispering] This cake has a hole in it. Maria Portokalos : Let me tell you something, Toula. The man may be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants. Maria Portokalos : It's a cake! Maria Portokalos : Where did you go? Nick Portokalos : Nowhere. Maria Portokalos : What did you do? Nick Portokalos : Nothing. Maria Portokalos : Who did you see? Nick Portokalos : No one. Maria Portokalos : What's wrong with Touvla going to school downtown? Gus Portokalos : There are drugs downtown. Maria Portokalos : [angry] Are you saying Touvla will get involved in drugs? Gus Portokalos : No. Somebody will say to her "Take this bag to the bus depot" and she'll do it! Movie Title: My Big Fat Greek Life (2003) as Maria: Gus : [to Thomas] You look different. Maria : [to Nia] You look different, too. Are you pregnant? Nia : We've only been married ten days! Maria : So? Movie Title: Gigli (2003) as Mother: Mother : Is she your sweetheart? Larry Gigli : Ma. Mother : Remember you two, keep an open mind because you never know! Movie Title: My Favorite Year (1982) as Belle: Benjy Stone : Bring Allan Swann to Brooklyn? Belle : Sure, what are you ashamed of? Benjy Stone : Everything! Belle : Welcome to my humble chapeau! |
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