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 Jeff Bennett QuotationMovie Title: Histeria! (1998) as Lucky Bob: Lucky Bob : Bosum Buddies was my life. Lucky Bob : Yes/no. Lucky Bob : Hiyo. Lucky Bob : You are correct sir. Lucky Bob : Absolutely. Lucky Bob : Yes oh wise one. Movie Title: Dexter's Laboratory Ego Trip (1999) as Hero Dexter: Hero Dexter : This is where it all ends, Mandark. Now it's just you, me, me, me and me. Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Hero Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Old Man Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Adult Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Hero Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Old Man Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Adult Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Hero Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Adult Dexter : Goodbye, Dexter. Old Man Dexter : Goodbye, Billy. Movie Title: Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003) as Hämsterviel: Hämsterviel : Well? Where is my big bug? Gantu : I'm afraid the little girl and the abomination ... Hämsterviel : AGAIN? You, with your stomping feet and shooting blasters, cannot get ONE experiment FROM A LITTLE GIRL? Tell me how lame you are! TELL ME! 625 : Oh, there's no right answer to that. I'd put it around the "S"s, between "shockingly lame" and "stunningly lame". Movie Title: The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure (1994) as Petrie: Cera : I suppose you all got the same lecture I did? Petrie : I'm too young to wander far. Ducky : We are not grown up and should remember it. Littlfoot : There are many dangers. I should always be careful. Cera : Don't hang around with longnecks, big faces, and spike tails. [the others glare at her] Cera : Well, it was... mostly the same lecture. Ducky : Let's play! Let's play! Littlefoot : Not it! Ducky : Not it! Cera : Well, I'm not it. Petrie : Me not it either. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky & Petrie: Spike's it! Cera : That wasn't any fun at all. Ducky : Yep, yep. No fun at all. Petrie : Boring. Littlefoot : So what do you want to do now? Spike : [very pathetically] I don't know. Ducky : I know! I know! We can go to the Sheltering Grass... and play Sharp Tooth Attack! [Ducky immitates Sharp Tooth as the others laugh.] Cera : No way! Not if I have to be the Sharp Tooth again! Petrie : Hey! Why not Spike be Sharp Tooth? [Ducky's stomach growls.] Ducky : My tummy is making it's hungry noise again. Petrie : My tummy talk too. [stomach gurgles] Petrie : It say, "Feed me." Petrie : Good shot, Ducky! Ducky : Thank you, Petrie. Movie Title: Star Wars: Jedi Knight II - Jedi Outcast (2002) as Kyle Katarn: Desann : You? You're the one who killed Jerec? You look like nothing more than a bantha herder. Kyle Katarn : And you look like an overgrown Kowakian monkey-lizard, so I guess looks don't count for much. [Kyle thinks his longtime friend Jan has been killed] Kyle Katarn : Jan's... not with me on this one. Lando Calrissian : You two've had another one of your fights, haven't you? Kyle Katarn : I'm no Jedi, I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions. Bartender : Of course, many peoples have them. Kyle Katarn : Lightsabers? Bartender : Questions. Kyle Katarn : Never trust a bartender with bad grammar. [the bartender doesn't speak English well] Bartender : [about Rielo Baruk] This very establishment contracts with him to remove our garbages. Kyle Katarn : And where does he take your "garbages?" Desann : I was wrong about you, Katarn. Your failure as a Jedi hasn't weakened you; it's made you stronger. Come, join me. You know in your heart that you'll never truly be one of them. Kyle Katarn : Maybe, maybe not, but I know I won't be alone. How 'bout you, Desann? Even now, after all this pain, there's still hope. Come, join *us*. Desann : Welcome, Kyle Katarn. Welcome to the future. Kyle Katarn : Your future's looking pretty grim, Desann. Movie Title: Pepper Ann (1997) as Dieter Leiderhosen: Dieter Leiderhosen : Turn me off, turn me on, I am a lamp! Movie Title: Freakazoid! (1995) as Lord Bravery: Lord Bravery : What kind of superhero would call himself Lord Smoked Meats and Fishes? Mr. Snarzetti : Ah. One who wants to use the element of surprise. Movie Title: Road Rovers (1996) as Blitz: [Blitz sees tanks on the horizon] Hunter : Hey Blitz, you want a dog biscuit? Blitz : Tanks. Hunter : You're Welcome Blitz : No. Tanks. Hunter : Are you sure? It's real tasty. Blitz : Tanks. Hunter : You're welcome. Blitz : No. Tanks. Hunter : Well, do you want it or not? Blitz : Tanks! Hunter : You're welcome! Blitz : No. Tanks! Hunter : Well, make up you're mind! [Tanks crash through the wall next to them] Hunter : Oh, Tanks. Now I get it. Funny. Movie Title: Gargoyles (1994) as Brooklyn: Angela : Oh, and another thing- Stop calling me ANGIE! Brooklyn : You got it! Broadway : No problem! Lexington : 'Angela', it is! Broadway : [to Angela] I'm Broadway. This is Lexington and Brooklyn. And these are for you. [hands her a box of candy] Brooklyn : Well, uh... at least what's left of them. Lexington : Hey! What happened to the motorcycle? Brooklyn : Um... it... blew up. Lexington : Oh. WHAT? Brooklyn : If they think we're beasts and monsters. Lexington : Then perhaps we better live up to the name. [After the gargoyles stop a subway robbery] Man: Stay away, please, stay back... Woman: Don't come near me... [swoons] Brooklyn : We've still got a little P.R. problem... Brooklyn : Defenders of the night, stopping evil stone cold. Brooklyn : Cool! Goliath : What? Broadway : It's a new word we learned last night. Lexington : It indicates a positive response. Brooklyn : Who is this Macbeth, anyway? Lexington : The name sounds familiar. Wait. I remember. Goliath was talking about a play called "Macbeth", by some new writer named Shakespeare. Elisa: Third race? Broadway : You know. Gargoyles, humans, and Oberon's children. Brooklyn : Yeah. That guy Shakespeare wrote a play about them. "A Midsummer Night's Dream". Broadway : Feel the air currents. Use them, just like you do with your wings. Brooklyn : Yeah, use the force, Lex Lexington : Boy, the city sure is different when it snows. Brooklyn : Yeah. It's colder. Lexington : [walking into the TV room] Hey, it's The Pack! Brooklyn : Cool! Hudson : [flipping through the channels] Something's wrong, it's on all the channels again! Broadway : I thought you liked this show, Hudson. Hudson : Aye, I do, but not every night! Movie Title: Star Wars: Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy (2003) as Kyle Katarn: Luke Skywalker: I sense a disturbance in the force. Kyle Katarn : You always sense a disturbance in the force, but yeah, I sense it too. Rosh Penin : I'm sorry, Kyle, I didn't mean to offend you. Kyle Katarn : It's all right, Rosh, you didn't. I've been offended by professionals. Movie Title: Earthworm Jim (1995) as Peter Puppy / Narrator: Peter Puppy : Once again, the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice! Peter Puppy : Great. The day is only begun, and already your mind has snapped like a dry and brittle twig. Narrator : Later, our heroes skip through the woods, which you may have noticed since you can *actually see them*. Peter Puppy : Once again, evil is as rotting meat before the maggots of justice! Earthworm Jim : Thank you for cramming that delightful image into my brain, Peter. Movie Title: The Land Before Time III: The Time of the Great Giving (1995) as Iguanadon / Petrie: Petrie : Me no baby! Me big! Hyp : Yeah, big baby! Petrie : Hey, me want to play Bullies too! "Hey buddy! You don't eat MY green food!" [Spike spits water at him] Petrie : Hmph! Me go play Bullies somewhere else! Hyp : Say, "Bye bye, water"! Petrie : Bye bye water? But it's already in my tummy. Cera's Father : I have a plan. Iguanadon : I hope it's better than your escape plan! Movie Title: Dave the Barbarian (2004) as Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse: Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Storyteller: And so, the battle rages on and on, month after month, year after year... Dave : Uh, it's only been five minutes. Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : Storyteller: I don't know why I try. Movie Title: Dexter's Laboratory (1996) as Dad: Dad : Dexter, I am your father. Dexter : [Gasp] That's not possible! Oh wait, no, you are right. Movie Title: 101 Dalmatians: The Series (1997) as Lt. Pug / Swamp Rat: Lt. Pug : [singing] Lift your legs and move your butt. Lucky : [singing] Lieutenant Pug is a great big nut! Lt. Pug : My grandma can walk faster than you, and she's dead! Swamp Rat : Just one word for you, chicken... Eeh! Spot : "Eeh"? Movie Title: Animaniacs (1993) as Arch Bishop: Arch Bishop : King Yakko, your throne. Wakko : The throne? How do you lift the lid? Dot : Since when do *you* lift the lid? Movie Title: The Powerpuff Girls (1998) as Jewel Thief: Bubbles : Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what big eyes you have. Jewel Thief : All the better to see this cereal. Buttercup : Gee, Grandma Babysitter, what an interesting mustache you have. Jewel Thief : All the better to keep this cereal in my mouth. Blossom : Gee, Grandma Babysitter, you sure do have big rabbit ears. Jewel Thief : ...all the better to... Movie Title: Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003) as Foghorn Leghorn / Yosemite Sam: [after slipping on a banana peel] Yosemite Sam : Ooooh! [shoots banana peel] Yosemite Sam : Dad-burned slapstick cliché! Yosemite Sam : Outta my way, fancy boy. I'm a-commandeering this here clown car. [DJ and Yosemite Sam follow the Queen of Diamonds playing card to Foghorn Leghorn's blackjack table, where it gets shuffled into the deck] Foghorn Leghorn : Place, I say, place your bets! Money plays, loser stays! Everyone's a winn - well, not everyone. Yosemite Sam : [Drops a bag of money on the table] Here's my money, now play! Foghorn Leghorn : Card, sir? DJ Drake : Hit me. Foghorn Leghorn : Don't you, I say, don't you even wanna look at your card first, son? Boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball. DJ Drake : [looks at the card; it's an ace] Hit me. Yosemite Sam : No, hit me! Foghorn Leghorn : Wait your turn, son. [deals another ace to DJ] DJ Drake : Hit me. [Foghorn deals another ace] DJ Drake : Hit me. Yosemite Sam : No, hit me! [Foghorn continues to deal aces and twos to DJ. Sam can't take it anymore] Yosemite Sam : No, no, no, hit ME, fragnabbit! [Foghorn glances at the audience, then smashes Sam in the head with a piece of wood. Squashed, Sam scuttles around the table, cursing unintelligibly] Foghorn Leghorn : Well, he's the boss. [DJ winces at the possibility of himself getting hit as well] DJ Drake : [unsure] ... Hit me? [Foghorn finally deals the Queen of Diamonds; DJ snatches it off the table] Foghorn Leghorn : Twenty-one! A winner! [DJ and Daffy break for the door] Daffy Duck : And then, they made their heroic exit! [Daffy runs facefirst into the door that isn't open. DJ comes back, peels Daffy off, and exits again] Movie Title: Johnny Bravo (1997) as Johnny Bravo: [Repeated line] Johnny Bravo : Woah, momma. Suzy : Would you eat them with a fox? Johnny Bravo : If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face. Johnny Bravo : I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause your so fine. Your so fine you... Johnny Bravo : But these letters. If Santa doesn't get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And who ever heard of a Christmas without free stuff? Johnny Bravo : Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling. Johnny Bravo : Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits. Johnny Bravo : Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda. Johnny Bravo : Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god. Johnny Bravo : Mama mia. That's a spicy meatball. Johnny Bravo : Hey, Santa, it's me, Johnny. Remember I'm the one that beat you up last year 'cause I thought you were a burgler? Johnny Bravo : I am investigating the dissapearance of all the cats in the city... my living room is full of cats... that means... [pause] Johnny Bravo : I'm hungry! Johnny Bravo : You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry. Movie Title: Ozzy & Drix (2002) as Drix: [Hector has eaten too much sugar and all the white blood cells, accept The Mole are tired] The Mole : Whoever found out about my secret adrenaline supply...... Drix : You have a secret adrenaline supply? The Mole : What? How did you find out who told you this they will suffer! Drix : You told me. The Mole : Oh, yes, well maybe I could let myself off with a warning...NO! No one crosses The Mole, not even, The Mole! [The Mole hits himself] The Mole : Let that be a lesson to me! Movie Title: Kingdom Hearts (2002) as Mayor: Mayor : And now, allow me to introduce the master of terror, the king of nightmares... Jack Skellington! |
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