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 Kristen Miller QuotationMovie Title: USA High (1997) as Ashley Elliot / Ashley: Ashley : Take it off! Take it all off! Ms. Dupree : Ashley, that's your father! Ashley : Oh. Put it on! Put it all back on! Winnie Barnes : I heard that you have a better chance of winning the lottery than you do getting struck by lightning. Ashley Elliot : I've been struck by lightning twice. Lauren Fontaine : That explains a whole lot, Ashley. Ashley Elliot : Lauren, did you see that episode of "The Brady Bunch" where Bobby and Cindy are on the see-saw? Lauren Fontaine : Yes, why? Ashley Elliot : It was really good. Ashley Elliot : I cannot live with you anymore. Winnie Barnes : Well, start packing, girl! Ashley Elliot : I'm not moving out. Please. That's so juvenile. [stands up] Ashley Elliot : I'm putting a line down the middle of the room! Winnie Barnes : This is completely ridiculous. Ashley Elliot : Nonsense. I've seen it on television a million times, and it always works! [pulls out a roll of tape drammatically] Ashley Elliot : First, there was the Great Wall of China. [stretches the tape drammatically] Ashley Elliot : Then, the Berlin Wall. [stretches the tape even more] Ashley Elliot : Then, there was WalMart... [sets the tape down] Ashley Elliot : ... Where I bought this tape. Movie Title: Cherry Falls (2000) as Cindy: Leonard Marliston : Cindy, come on, I think it's important in time like this, we offer each other some support. Cindy : I'd like to offer the killer's ass some support... in the fucking electric chair. Cindy : This is Ben's pathetic concept of cool, is to pretend he's not afraid. Ben : Well hello Cindy Freud, what's your concept of being cool, Doc? Banging the whole entire senior class starting with A? Cindy : Girls have to do everything. Boys are totally clueless when it comes to sex. It starts with them trying to unhook our bras, fumbling around, and it never changes. Wait until they try to put their dick into you. Diana : Please don't say they need help with that. Cindy : Always. Leonard Marliston : Ben, I know you have a very different point of view on this tragedy, so go ahead. Ben : Well, I would like to know if this killer removed any body parts or sexually defiled any orifice of the victim. Cindy : You're tragically sick. Ben : I wanna know because if he didn't, this loser deserves a thumbs down! Heather : How can you be so insensitive? Ben : Oh what, when you're like Mother Teresa? You're the one who told him to drop dead. Dylan : You're only fooling yourself with this display of indifference. Ben : Hey jackhole, you're not playing DeathQuake now, *this* is the real world! Dylan : Fuck you. Movie Title: That's My Bush! (2001) as Princess Stevenson: George W. Bush : Tonight, a murder will take place. Mine! Princess Stevenson : Did I do it? Movie Title: She Spies (2002) as D.D. Cummings: D.D. Cummings : That's insane. Meelbow : No more insane then three beautiful ex-cons working for a clandestine government organization., trying to rid the world of all wrongdoing. Everyone: Umm, yeah, yep. Pretty much. D.D. Cummings : We're going to watch some fun and age-appropriate TV... We so don't want to watch two soap stars talking about having an affair. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or someone planning a murder. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or discussing incest. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or planning to murder someone they had an incestuous affair. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or talk shows about cross-dressers. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or talk shows about incestuous cross-dressers who murder. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or divorce court. Or people's court. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or recreated murders that end up in court. [changes channel] D.D. Cummings : Or Cedric. Shane Phillips : We've got 'She Spy' action figures. D.D. Cummings : We have 'She Spy' action figures? Shane Phillips : Yeah. You wind them up and they dare you to find their time slot. Jack Wilde : Who do you wreck havoc and destruction wherever you go? D.D. Cummings : It's what we love. D.D. Cummings : It'd be really great if there was something really hard and really scary that you had to do, and you could somehow zoom to the part where you're done and you're fine. [jump-cut from them on the roof of a building to inside] Cassie McBain : That worked great! Shane McBain: That reminds me of what I miss most about prison D.D. Cummings : Shaving your legs? Shane McBain: Okay, second most. D.D. Cummings : So we've gone from imprisoned hardened couch potatoes to freedom-loving couch potatoes? Cassie McBain : Yeah, but now we have the choice to be worthless and lazy. D.D. Cummings : You know, I used to clean my own cell. I was once even named 'Inmate of the Month'. Never got to use the parking space, though. D.D. Cummings : What's a plethora? Shane Phillips : 'Flora' with a lisp. Cassie McBain : Sorry, it's just not one of those stories you enjoy retelling... [cut to flashback] Cassie McBain : but I'll try. Shane Phillips : What's going on? Cassie McBain : It's a flashback. If we were on TV, there'd be those fuzzy little edges all around the picture. D.D. Cummings : Wow... [watching a tape of Indigo] D.D. Cummings : Why is he telling us exactly what he's going to do? Shane Phillips : That's cocky. Indigo : I'll tell you why and yes, it is cocky. I'm so good at outguessing you authority types I knew what your last two statements were. Jack Wilde : He is good. Indigo : [still on tape] Aren't I just? D.D. Cummings : Don't drink that! Green: Why not? D.D. Cummings : Why not? Green: Yes, why not? D.D. Cummings : Why not what? Green: Why not drink that? D.D. Cummings : Why not drink what? Green: Why not drink that. D.D. Cummings : Why not drink that? Green: Yes, why not drink that. D.D. Cummings : Why not drink what? Green: Why not drink that. D.D. Cummings : This isn't very good banter, is it. Green: Not really. Maybe we should move on. Shane Phillips : You don't even care if I understand your jokes, right? D.D. Cummings : I care - but it's not critical. Cassie McBain : Would've been better with ninjas. Shane Phillips : That's what we were saying. D.D. Cummings : You think so too? Cassie McBain : Absolutely, the noises they make and the way they always travel in groups. And how about how they let one finish fighting before the other jumps in Shane Phillips : Yeah, we forgot about that. They are so polite. D.D. Cummings : I like that about ninjas. |
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