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 Kenneth Mars QuotationMovie Title: Young Frankenstein (1974) as Inspector Kemp: Inspector Kemp : Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Frankenshtein iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS. Villagers: What? Inspector Kemp : Following in his grandfather's footsteps, footsteps, footsteps. Villagers: Ohhh. Footsteps. Inspector Kemp : A riot is an ungly thing... undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun. Inspector Kemp : Let's all go have some sponge cake and a little wine... [his mechanical arm slips off] Inspector Kemp : and shit. Movie Title: What's Up, Doc? (1972) as Hugh Simon / Hugh: Hugh Simon : I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee. Judy : How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles? Hugh : Don't touch me, I'm a doctor. Judge Maxwell : Of what? Hugh : Music. Judge Maxwell : Can you fix a hi-fi? Hugh : No. Judge Maxwell : Then shut up! Judy : Has anyone ever told you that you are very, very sexy? Hugh : Well, actually no. Judy : They never will. Movie Title: Malcolm in the Middle (2000) as Otto: Otto : Oh. Darling, I didn't want you to see me in my fury. Gretchen : Otto, I love your fury. Francis, isn't his fury magnificent? Francis : I... try not to look at his fury. Otto : How far do you think we've gone? Hal : Well, judging by that rock formation over there, about twelve feet. Francis : We might consider trying to reach a compromise. Otto : Do I look French to you ? Movie Title: Fletch (1985) as Stanton Boyd: Stanton Boyd : What kind of a name is Poon? Fletch : Comanche Indian. Movie Title: Animaniacs (1993) as Beethoven: Wakko : [after trying to play Beethoven's hearing aide as if it were a brass instrument] Where's the mouth piece to this thing? Beethoven : It's in my ear. Wakko : THAT'S REVOLTING! Movie Title: For Keeps (1988) as Mr. Bobrucz / Mr. Babrucz: Mr. Babrucz : Young lady you need to learn how to keep your mouth shut and your legs crossed! Mr. Bobrucz : You, Fife, can take your French fruit and stuff it up your big bird! Movie Title: The Producers (1968) as Franz Liebkind: Franz Liebkind : I am the author. You are the audience. I outrank you! Franz Liebkind : Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer. Franz Liebkind : Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats! Franz Liebkind : Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick fuse or ze slow fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out. [snips dynamite fuse] Franz Liebkind : Zis is critical. [lights fuse with match] Franz Liebkind : Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse. [pause] All: THE QUICK FUSE! [explosion] [holding a gun to his head] Franz Liebkind : Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys! Movie Title: The Little Mermaid (1989) as Triton: Sebastian : Like I always say, Your Majesty, "children have got to be free to lead their own lives." Triton : *You* always say that, Sebastian? Sebastian : [nervous] Tee-hee. Triton : Well... I guess there's one problem left. Sebastian : And what's that, Your Majesty? Triton : How much I'm going to miss her. |
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