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 Mason Gamble QuotationMovie Title: Spy Hard (1996) as McCluckey: [Two thugs are dragging McCluckey up some stairs, hitting his head on every step.] Thug: That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2. McCluckey : I wasn't even in My Girl 2! Both Thugs: We don't care! Movie Title: Dennis the Menace (1993) as Dennis: Dennis : I brought my own pillow so I won't get my spit all over yours. Mrs. Martha Wilson : Thank you, Dennis. Switchblade Sam : Put a cork in it, you're giving me a headache. Dennis : I don't have a cork. Switchblade Sam : Shut your mouth. Dennis : I can't because my nose is stuffy, because of my allergies. If I shut my mouth, I can't breathe good. Switchblade Sam : Then keep your mouth open, but don't talk. Dennis : Where do you put the cork when you put a cork in it? Switchblade Sam : [Pants irritably a couple times] Didn't I ask you to shut your yap? Dennis : What's a yap? Switchblade Sam : It's your mouth! Dennis : I can't shut my mouth because my nose is stuffy - ... Switchblade Sam : SHUT UP! Margaret : [On the subject of where babies come from and how they get out of their mothers] Tell me, Dennis, how? Dennis : The bellybutton. It opens up. Margaret : Then how come men have them? Dennis : So they don't look weird in bathing suits. Henry Mitchell : You go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. Dennis : For how long? Henry Mitchell : Until you're sorry. Dennis : Oh good, I'm sorry now. Dennis : I have one more question. Switchblade Sam : What? Dennis : What does a hostage have to do? Switchblade Sam : Nothing. Dennis : Then how come you need one? Switchblade Sam : Incase the cops show up! Dennis : Do I get to use a gun? Switchblade Sam : No you get to stand in front of me incase the cops use a gun. Margaret : You know why men are so lousey when it comes to taking care of babies? Dennis : They have better things to do. Margaret : Like what? Play golf and drink beer? Dennis : No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, cleaning fish. Do you know how to do that? Joey : Me? Dennis : Margaret. Joey : Oh, okay. Margaret : If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people. Joey : And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital? George Wilson : This is an important event for me, Dennis. Dennis : I know. George Wilson : So, you mind whatever manners you have and don't make a pest of yourself. Dennis : Okay. George Wilson : Don't embarrass me. Dennis : Hi, Mrs. Wilson. Is Mr. Wilson up yet? Mrs. Martha Wilson : Not yet, dear. Dennis : How much longer do you think he's gonna sleep for? Mrs. Martha Wilson : Not too much longer. He's having his picture taken this morning. Dennis : For what? Mrs. Martha Wilson : He's being honored for his garden. Dennis : [pauses and looks back at the yard, then looks at Mrs. Wilson again] Do you he'll get mad if I wun upstairs. Mrs. Martha Wilson : What do you want to go upstairs for? Dennis : I made him a "I'm-Sorry, I Threw Paint On Your Chicken" card! Mrs. Martha Wilson : That's very nice, Dennis. Margaret : You guys are the boring ones. There's lots to do. Dennis : Oh, really? Like what? Margaret : We could practice singing songs. Or put on a play, or a puppet show. Joey : We could bury you alive. Margaret : I could pound your face. Dennis : You've got everything figured out, haven't you, Mr. Wilson? George Wilson : I haven't figured out yet how I'm gonna get my work done with you in the house. Dennis : That's a tough one. [Dennis is looking into a voyeur of women magazine] Dennis : Boy, you've got to be pretty brave to be riding on a tiger in your underpants. George Wilson : Put that away, that's not for kids. Movie Title: Gattaca (1997) as Younger Vincent: Younger Vincent : Don't eat that, it's Pluto. Movie Title: Rushmore (1998) as Dirk Calloway: Dirk Calloway : With friends like you, who needs friends? Dirk Calloway : [to Max] I just wanted to say, I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day. |
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