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 Max Casella QuotationMovie Title: Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy (2001) as Daxter: Sculptor : Hey! Little furry dude! Oh, I thought you were my muse! Daxter : Your what? Sculptor : You haven't seen a muse before? It's this tall and crazy like a lark! Daxter : Hey baby! Why don't you and I go cruisin' on this A Grav Zoomer? Keira : Rule number one, I don't date animals... Daxter : Ah, you don't know what you missin'! Daxter : I'm Daxter!... he's Jak... he's with me. Movie Title: Dinosaur (2000) as Zini: Zini : This "monster"'s got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death? Zini : "Hey, sweetie. If you'll be my bride, I'll groom ya." That is good. Oh, that's good. "Girls, I'm known as the `professor of love' and school's in session." Yeah, I still got it. Aladar : I hope it's not contagious. Zini : I'm a raging epidemic of romance. Zini : I'm the love professor, and class is in session! I still got it. Aladar : I hope it's not contagious. Aladar : He's my grandfather -- couple of generations removed. Zini : Try a couple of species removed. Zini : Hey, enough with the beauty sleep! You're ravishing already! Zini : I believe you asked for a wakeup call at the dawn of time. [The group reaches the Nesting Grounds, featuring a large lake.] Plio : Our new home... Zini : AND IT COMES WITH A POOL! [Surrounded by female lemurs.] Zini : Anyone up for a game of "monkey in the middle"? Movie Title: Newsies (1992) as Racetrack: Racetrack : Look at me, I'm the King Of New York! Racetrack : In 1899 the streets of New York City echoed with the vocies of Newsies. On every corner you saw them carrying the banner. Bringing you the news for a penny a pape. Poor orphans and runaways the Newsies were a ragged army without a leader until one day all that changed. Racetrack : Jack Kelly? Yeah, he was here, but he put an egg in his shoe and beat it. Racetrack : We ain't got five bucks! We don't even got five cents! Your Honor, how 'bout I roll ya for it, double or nuttin'? Racetrack : You know that hot tip I told you about? Jack : Yeah. Racetrack : Nobody told the horse. Racetrack : You get your picture in the papes you're famous. You're famous you get anything you want. That's what's so great about New York. Racetrack : Look at this! Baby born with two heads... must be from Brooklyn. Racetrack : That's my cigar! Snipeshooter : You'll steal anudder! Crutchy : Jack, when I walk, does it look like I'm fakin' it? Jack : Nah, Crutchy, who says yeh fakin' it? Crutchy : I don't know... It's just there's so many fake crips on the streets today, a real crip ain't got a chance. I gotta find me a new sellin' spot where they ain't used to seein' me! Mush : [singing] Try Bottle Alley or da harbor Racetrack : [singing] Try Central Park it's guaranteed Jack : [singing] Try any banker, bum, or barber Skittery : [singing] They almost all knows how to read. Movie Title: Jak II: Renegade (2003) as Daxter: Jak : Where would you be without me, eh Dax? Daxter : Well, I probably wouldn't be 3 feet tall, fuzzy, and running in a sewer without wearing any pants... God, I miss pants. Pecker : Onin welcomes you, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... the usual boring salutations. She says it is good to see you again, Jak. Jak : But we've never met before. Pecker : Before... after... it is all the same. Daxter : Oh! Oh! Let me try! Aaah... she wants a... She wants a yakow bone! A yakow bladder! No... no... I got it! For many moons... she has... waited for... a juice pop? A jewel shop? Oh... oh... I know, she's got a hairball? A hair lip? A hairy chest? [Krew is telling Jak to enter a big race] Krew : Uh, and your contract, with just a few trifles for me. I've ah, already signed your name to save time, mmmmmnn. [Daxter grabs the contract and starts reading quickly] Daxter : We the racers hereby agree to give Krew all proceeds from race earnings, endorsement fees, broadcast royalties, syndications residuals, vehicle sponsorships, mall appearance fees, collectible card assets, fast-food tie-ins, use of likeness rights, talk show deals, clothing lines, all print rights including book, novella, comic, pamphlet, tickertape, neon sign and bathroom graffiti designs, toy rights, shoe lines, mood rings, game rights. [Daxter stops and looks at the camera] Daxter : GAME RIGHTS? [Daxter looks back at the contract] Daxter : Vitamin endorsements, city kickbacks, movie deals, and of course, all death and dismemberment accident insurance claims. Krew : Heh heh heh... we can work out the tiny details later. [after Krew gives Jak an mission in the sewers] Jak : Great, more mucking in the mud... Daxter : I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles baby, but that ain't just mud down there. Daxter : So there I was, toe to toe with FIVE of the nastiest Metal Heads you ever saw! Slime oozing from monstrous jaws! Teeth sharper than daggers! Slowly, all TEN of 'em surround me. But do I surrender? No! I summon my highly trained killer instincts, and pounce! Hya! Chooy! Whaa! HAA! And when the dust cleared, there were TWENTY less Metal Heads in the world! Tess : Ohhh, Daxter you're amazing! Daxter : Yeah, I know. |
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