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 Don Ameche QuotationOn Darryl F. Zanuck: "Zanuck never did anything but be nice to me. Oh yeah, maybe he chased Alice Faye around, but a lot of people chased Alice Faye around." Movie Title: Harry and the Hendersons (1987) as Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : I'm gonna say this once. 'Gonna say it simple. And I hope to God for your sakes you all listen. There are no Abominable Snowmen. There are so Sasquatches. There are no Big Feet! [The family begins to giggle. Unbeknownst to Wrightwood, Harry is standing right behind him] Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Am I missing something? Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : So what you're saying is you would be willing, excuse me, Jack would be willing to take in this creature and care for it and love it like a pet? George Henderson : No, like a member of the family. George Henderson : I know what I'm talking about. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : And I know it's closing time, so if you wanna talk shop, THEN SHOP! Sarah Henderson : Where's the roast? George Henderson : I'll go get it. Nancy Henderson : The roast is resting in a shallow unmarked grave in the backyard. George Henderson : Oh. Well, there's plenty of other stuff. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Are you vegetarians? George Henderson : Sometimes, it depends on the guest. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : You've seen hundreds, thousands of pigeons right? George Henderson : Of course. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Well neither have I. I got a hunch they exist. Jacques LaFleur : We both spent our whole lives chasing after that beast and we both had to stare at ourselves in the mirror every morning and keep repeating I am not a fool. I am not a fool. Only you finally bluffed. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : I finally opened my eyes. Jacques LaFleur : We'll find out soon enough. Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Go for it, Jocko! Raise a ruckus. God knows I can use the business. George Henderson : I have a friend and his name is, um, Jack and let's say there's...This...Giant... Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Is there a beanstalk involved in this Mr. Henderson? Dr. Wallace Wrightwood : Well, Jocko, what for you? Jacques LaFleur : I don't know. There's always Lockness. [Both laugh] Movie Title: Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) as Shadow: Shadow : Chance, you're a genius! Chance : No, I'm not! Uh, what's a genius? Shadow : Never mind. Shadow : You've learned all you need to know, Chance. Now all you need to learn is how to say goodbye. Chance : I can't believe I'm running from a cat! Shadow : I won't tell if you won't. Chance : Of course, this isn't your ordinary housecat. This is like Arnold Schwarzen-kitty! Chance : Remember hot dogs, Shadow? Shadow : Yeah, I wasn't much for the name, though. Chance : I don't think they're really made of dog. Shadow : I don't think they're made of meat! Shadow : I thought you were gonna stay, pup. Chance : Yeah, but I thought I should come along, in case you two needed protection. Sassy : My hero! Guess I'm gonna have to stare at YOUR butt the whole way. Movie Title: The Story of Alexander Graham Bell (1939) as Alexander Graham Bell: Alexander Graham Bell : Mr. Watson, come here, I want you! Movie Title: You Can't Have Everything (1937) as George Macrae: Judith Wells : A little exercise won't hurt you. George Macrae : I get all the exercise I need from going to the funerals of my athletic friends. Movie Title: Moon Over Miami (1941) as Phil O'Neil: Phil O'Neil : Nobody knows anything about anybody. Phil O'Neil : Let's see what do we want? We want you, the juice of the grape and a good hot dance band. Jeffrey Bolton : But right now we'll settle for those potato chips and cheese. Movie Title: Folks! (1992) as Harry Aldrich: Harry Aldrich : McDonnells! [Sounds like McDonald's] Jon Aldrich : Hungry, Pop? Harry Aldrich : Um, yeah. Harry Aldrich : The mafia! Jon Aldrich : [Harry fires a gun, scaring off two mobsters] The mafia. Harry Aldrich : Nuh-uh. Jon Aldrich : I wanna tell you something, Pop, I missed you. Harry Aldrich : You know I have to tell you something too. I don't know who the hell you are. Jon Aldrich : Sure you do. Harry Aldrich : No, I don't. Jon Aldrich : Still a kidder, aren't you Dad? It's me, Jon! Harry Aldrich : Jon? Jon! My boy! Jon Aldrich : I remember this picture. Harry Aldrich : Oh yeah. Guy on the left had is Tom Hankerman, he flew 37 missions before going down over Okinawa. Jon Aldrich : Pop, you're putting your shorts on backwards. Harry Aldrich : Huh? Oh yeah. That guy there is Lenny Coleman. Lenny ran that little airfield I flew out of after the war. Jon Aldrich : Is that the place you took me to for my first ride? Harry Aldrich : Your mother too. And last ride for her! Jon Aldrich : Pop, you see much of Arlene? Harry Aldrich : Arlene? Jon Aldrich : Your loving daughter. Harry Aldrich : No. [repeated line] Harry Aldrich : I'm happy. Harry Aldrich : You sold the shoe store? You sold the shoe store? Jon Aldrich : I'm sorry, Pop, I just couldn't find the right way to tell you. Harry Aldrich : Tell me what? Jon Aldrich : That I sold the shoe store. Harry Aldrich : You sold the shoe store? Jon Aldrich : The neighborhood was changing and it wasn't worth anything! Harry Aldrich : [Showing him a deed] It's worth half a million dollars. See? McDonnell's! Jon Aldrich : [Thinking he said 'McDonalds'] You hungry again, Pop? Harry Aldrich : Yeah. Harry Aldrich : Don't worry, Lenny, the hook will catch the wire. [After an accident, John hads one of his testicles removed] Jon Aldrich : Thanks, Pop, I got one nut. Thank you very much! Harry Aldrich : You're welcome. Harry Aldrich : [About his Cadillac] This baby can go! I told your mother how much it cost and she shit a cat! If only she knew how much it really set me back. Jon Aldrich : What happened to your clothes? Harry Aldrich : The mob stole'em. Movie Title: Cocoon: The Return (1988) as Art Selwyn: Art Selwyn : Joe loved the beach. Ben Lucket : He didn't give a shit about the beach. It was them smooth legged girls in them dental floss bikinis, that's what he liked. Art Selwyn : How'd you guys sleep? Joe Finley : Alma didn't sleep a wink. Art Selwyn : You're kidding. Joe Finley : No. Neither did I. Art Selwyn : You dog! Art Selwyn : There's no justice. If there were, it'd be me in there instead of her. I'd trade places with her in a heartbeat. Art Selwyn : Beautiful beach, a sunny day and good friends. What more can a man ask for? Joe Finley : [Pointing to young girls in bikinis] Can I have some of that please? Movie Title: Trading Places (1983) as Mortimer Duke: Randolph Duke : Mother always said you were greedy. Mortimer Duke : She meant it as a compliment. Movie Title: Cocoon (1985) as Art Selwyn: Art Selwyn : [singing] Oh I'm in the mood for love. Ben Luckett : Will you listen to this guy, he'll be chasing them dogs 'til his dick runs off. Art Selwyn : Oh I'm too old for that sort of thing. Joseph Finley : Age isn't everything. Art Selwyn : Nope. Joseph Finley : Anyway it's all up here. Ben Luckett : Not all up there, Pal. Some of it's down here, which I might add is stiff as a board. Art Selwyn : You too? You got a boner too? Ben Luckett : Blue steel. Cat couldn't scratch it. Joseph Finley : I thought I was the only one. Art Selwyn : [singing] We're in the mood for love, simply because we've got one. Bernard Lefkowitz : I'm a citizen. I believe in this country. In 1945, Dutch Scholtz walked into my store and he said... Joseph Finley : Bernie, if you don't wanna do this for Rose and you don't wanna do this for yourself that's fine, that's your business, but if you screw this up for the rest of us... Bernard Lefkowitz : Don't threaten me, Joe, I don't need any of your threats. We're not doing it and that's final! [Walks away] Ben Luckett : Anyone having second thoughts? Art Selwyn : I'm a citizen too. I was in the navy. I don't see anything wrong with it. Ben Luckett : Then you drive. I got no license. Art Selwyn : Men should be explorers, no matter how old they are. I don't know about anybody else, but I'm going. Joseph Finley : I feel great. Ben Luckett : You wouldn't bullshit me? Joseph Finley : My God, I'm telling the truth! Art Selwyn : Why shouldn't he feel good? I feel tremendous! I'm ready to take on the world! Joseph Finley : You think there's cocaine in that pool? Ben : Might be. Joseph Finley : What if we O.D.? Ben : We'll keep an eye on each other. I'll watch him [pointing to Joe] Ben : , you watch him [pointing to Art] Ben : , you watch me. Art Selwyn : Perfect. Ben Luckett : [about Bess] Gonna do anything about that one? Art Selwyn : 'Already have. Ben Luckett : Put it to her? Art Selwyn : You're disgusting. Ben Luckett : So then you haven't, huh? Art Selwyn : What? Ben Luckett : I said, "so then you haven't." Art Selwyn : [after witnessing the indoor swimming pool being purchased] Club house is closed, Gentlemen. Joseph Finley : Maybe they could give us permission to use the pool. We could pay them something. Art Selwyn : It wouldn't be fun if we had permission. Movie Title: Heaven Can Wait (1943) as Henry Van Cleve: His Excellency : If you meet our requirements, we'll be only too glad to accomodate you. Would you be kind enough to mention, for instance, some outstanding crime you've committed? Henry Van Cleve : Crime? Well, I'm afraid I can't think of any. But I can safely say that my whole life was one continuous misdemeanor. Mademoiselle : In your papa's time, papa kiss mama and then marry. But this is 1887! Time of bicycle, the typewriter has arrive, soon everybody speak over telephone, and people have new idea of value of kiss. What was bad yesterday is lot of fun today. There is a wonderful saying in France: "Les baisers sont comme des bonbons qu'on mange parce qu'ils sont bons." This mean: "Kiss is like candy. You eat candy only for the beautiful taste, and this is enough reason to eat candy." Henry Van Cleve : You mean I can kiss a girl once... Mademoiselle : Ten times! Twenty times! And no obligation. Movie Title: Alexander's Ragtime Band (1938) as Charlie Dwyer: Stella Kirby : You haven't left me with a word to say. Charlie Dwyer : That's good. People talk too much anyway. Movie Title: The Three Musketeers (1939) as D'Artagnan: D'Artagnan : She's walking a post office. Movie Title: The Magnificent Dope (1942) as Dwight Dawson: Dwight Dawson : That kiss took five years off my life... ...hey, careful, I'll be too young to vote! |
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