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 Darius McCrary QuotationMovie Title: Kingdom Come (2001) as Royce: [Reading what his aunt wants on her husband's headstone] Royce : "Mean and surly." Damn. Royce : Look, Mama, you right, okay? Them unemployment checks ain't gonna keep comin' in. I know you don't think I think about that, but I do. And when they do stop comin' in, I'ma go ahead on an' find me a nice gal... a good Christian gal... gon' 'head on an' settle down. Quit all this foolishness. Mama, I know you always wanted grandbabies. You always said that. Figure I'd gon' and have me a couple a' kids. One or two of 'em... [Royce's mother smiles] Royce : ...so I can get on welfare. Movie Title: Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) as Ray Collins: Ray Collins : You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire. Movie Title: Family Matters (1989) as Eddie: Eddie : What's that? Steve Urkel : 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. It helps to determine how much help you need. Okay, first question. What do you get when you multiply a negative by a negative? Eddie : A really... big negative? Steve Urkel : Uh-oh. Second question. Three times X equals six. What is the value of X? Eddie : [chuckling] I know this one! It's either a number or a letter! Ha ha! Steve Urkel : Whoa. This has never happened before. Eddie : I did good, huh? Steve Urkel : You didn't even make it onto the chart! Eddie : Did Halle Berry return my phone call? Harriette : Something on this planet! Steve Urkel : Hey, Eddo... you busy? Eddie : Steve, I just got dumped. Steve Urkel : Oh, good! Then you're free! Steve Urkel : Why don't you just study? Eddie : Man, I don't have time to study. I'm in college. Waldo : Dude, it's Rick James! Eddie : Waldo, that's my dad. Waldo : Your dad is Rick James? Eddie : I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. Carl : Who are you and what have you done with our son? Harriette : Who cares? Let's keep this one! Eddie : Waldo? Waldo : What's up? Eddie : I thought I was smart. Rodney Beckett : YOU thought you were smart? What are you? Stupid? Carl : Edward, your mother was fired. Eddie : From her job? Carl : No, from a cannon. Steve Urkel : [entering] Hi Eddie. Eddie : Urkel, why don't you ever knock? Steve Urkel : Well, if I did, nobody would ever let me in. Laura : We're not going anywhere. Uh, we're, uh, playin' hide and seek! Eddie : Hide and seek! That's it! Steve Urkel : Oh great! My parents play this with me all the time! Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Eddie : If I don't pull at least a C on my midterm exam, I'm gonna flunk Algebra. Laura : I thought dad was a math wiz. Eddie : He is. Laura : Then what's the problem? Eddie : I'm the one who's taking the test. Eddie : I don't see what getting beat up is gonna prove. Steve Urkel : That's because you don't know what it's like being small. No one's ever called you 'shrimp'. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. I mean, I'm a fast runner, Eddie, but sooner or later, you just gotta stop running. Steve Urkel : I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. I was on the bus on the way to day camp when all of a sudden my eyes started to water and I started coughing up all this green stuff. Or was it yellow? Mucus comes in so many colors. Eddie : Steve, I'm tryin' to eat. Steve Urkel : What'd I say? |
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