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 Richard Roundtree Quotation"Number one, it put me on the map...To this day that film still works...I was blessed." - referring to "Shaft". Movie Title: Bad Jim (1990) as July: July : Yeah, I believe a fella would believe most anything if all he ever saw was the ass end of a cow. Tom Jefferd : Those savages are crazy! They come running in here, jabbin' at us with those sticks, and then runnin' off hollerin'. One of 'em got me right here in the shoulder... just light as a feather. July : Countin' coup. Tom Jefferd : What? July : I'm saying that's just like the Indian... for the glory of it, that's all. They ain't much for killin'. Movie Title: Shaft (1971) as Shaft / John Shaft: Sergeant Tom Hannon : Hey, where the hell are you going, Shaft? John Shaft : To get laid, where the hell are you going? Vic Androzzi : Have a chair, John. Shaft : I don't like your chair. Shaft : I got to feeling like a machine, and that's no way to feel. Shaft : Quit playin' with yourself, Willy. John Shaft : Watch your mouth, man. Ben Buford : I'll say any damn thing I want. John Shaft : When you lead your revolution, whitey better be standing still because you don't run worth a damn no more. Vic Androzzi : What'cha got? John Shaft : I got laid. John Shaft : You are one wise Caucasian, Vic. John Shaft : Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble. John Shaft : Warms my black heart to see you so concerned about us minority folks. Vic Androzzi : Oh come on Shaft, what is it with this black shit, huh? [Vic holds a black pen up to Shaft's face] Vic Androzzi : You ain't so black. John Shaft : [Holds a white coffee cup next to Vic's face] And you ain't so white either baby. Shaft : Up yours, baby. John Shaft : Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft. John Shaft : I get 50 bucks an hour... plus expenses. Movie Title: Indecent Advances (1993) as Harry Reams: Harry Reams : [on Laura] She ain't the only one who's sexually repressed. Movie Title: George of the Jungle (1997) as Kwame, Traveling Sidekick: Max, Van de Groot's Sidekick Thug : 50 zamoles a man, what do you say? Kwame, Traveling Sidekick : They only speak Swahili. Swahili Guide: [in English] 100 zamoles a man and you've got a deal. Movie Title: Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight (1992) as Samuel Stark: Samuel Stark : I never met a nigger, Clint - I don't know what a nigger looks like Samuel Stark : Let the Brother Supreme show us all how it's done. Samuel Stark : You're so involved with your own hate, you'd rather die than see it go. Movie Title: Steel (1997) as Uncle Joe: Uncle Joe : Well dip me in shit and roll me in breadcrumbs. Movie Title: MacGyver (1985) as R. T. Hines: R. T. Hines : Hey, that's an UZI. MacGyver : No, now it's a spanner. Movie Title: Outlaws (1986) as Ice: [While gearing up for battle, every episode.] John Grail : Let's do it. Wolf : Amen! Ice : Slow and easy... Harland : ...but all the way. Billy : To the hilt. Movie Title: Shaft in Africa (1973) as Shaft: Jazar : How long is your phallus, Mr. Shaft? Shaft : My what? Jazar : Your cock? Shaft : Baby, by now it's shrunk down to 20 inches. Shaft : Now wait a minute. Now I'm not James Bond. Simply Sam Spade. Col. Gonder : Well, Mr. Shaft, it seems we've brought you a long distance for nothing. Obviously the opposition knows about you. If you choose to call it off, we'll understand. Shaft : What? And blow 25 grand? Col. Gonder : Only money brings you here? Shaft : Hell no! I just love to have my picture taken with lions. Zubair : You know how to ride camel? Shaft : No ride camel. Ride ass! Wassa : Where did you study stick fighting, Mr. Shaft? Shaft : Conducting the New York Philharmonica. Wassa : The Emir will be pleased. Also by the fact that you're already circumsiced. Emir Ramila : How good are you with a stick? Shaft : Cat named Shaft ain't gonna be bad with a stick. Shaft : Look, why don't you get rid of that jolly giant over there, so you and I can get down to the finer strokes. Aleme : Oziot has guarded me since I was a child. Sometimes I think of him as my living chastity belt. Shaft : Damn! Man that size, baby, that's a whole lot of chastity! Aleme : I'm still on my first age grade. We call that fareita. No one is permitted to marry while they are in fareita. Shaft : What do you do for relaxation? Aleme : I enter chala, my second age grade, this February. And even the emir's daughter may have sex and marry, after my clitoradectomy. Shaft : Your what? Aleme : My clitoradectomy. Female circumcision. Shaft : You mean when they cut off your...? Aleme : Are you afraid to say the word? My clitoris! Yes! That's what they do in the time of chala. Shaft : Hell, no wonder the natives get restless! Aleme : Mr. Shaft, the emphasis in our marriage is not about sexual pleasure, but on the rearing of children. Shaft : Listen, baby. February is just around the corner. Now how the hell are you gonna know what you are missing unless you give it a little wear and tear before they take it away? Aleme : Are you volunteering? Shaft : You damn right! Shaft : [looking at a naked prostitute] No wonder they call Africa the mother country! Mama, I ain't gonna fight it. Movie Title: Shaft (2000) as Uncle John Shaft: Uncle John Shaft : You're too hot, man. You gotta step off a bit. Movie Title: Shaft's Big Score! (1972) as Shaft: Shaft : [Carrying a semi-automatic shotgun] Once this baby starts kicking, it ain't gonna stop, so nobody get cute! |
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