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 Ian Hart QuotationMovie Title: The Hours and Times (1991) as John Lennon: John Lennon : I find you an engaging and remarkable man, Brian. I've never met a man like you. I don't really want to have it off with you. Brian Epstein : [hopefully] But you've never ruled it out? John Lennon : Well, that would be putting you in an awful place, wouldn't it? Brian Epstein : It has to be better than what I've been feeling lately. John Lennon : If you don't fuck me, who will you fuck? It's a cold, cruel world out there, Brian. Everyone thinks we're off humpin' the weekend away. That really fuckin' pisses me off. John Lennon : The lads are probably having a big party without us. Brian Epstein : You're not allowed to think about them. Doctor's orders. John Lennon : Dr. B. Epstein, Certified Faith Healer and Proctologist. What a shitty job that must be. No pun intended. Brian Epstein : I was surprised you brought up what you brought up just now. Why is it so awkward when we talk about it? John Lennon : Don't know. Brian Epstein : It puts me in a very awkward position. You see, I get the feeling I'm supposed to bring it up and then I'm damned for doing so. John Lennon : I enjoy hearing about your conquests - this lorry driver, that docker. Brian Epstein : Yes, well, that's all very well, but it's when it comes closer to home - I just don't know what to say when that happens. Movie Title: Enemy of the State (1998) as John Bingham: Robert Clayton Dean : Hey, I'll be back to get my blender. John Bingham : Yeah, I'll have it gift-wrapped. Movie Title: Backbeat (1994) as John Lennon: Stuart Sutcliffe : How do I look? John Lennon : You'll get better, I'll always be ugly Astrid : How can you be such an asshole? John Lennon : Practice. John Lennon : We're gonna be big Stu, we're gonna be too big for Liverpool, we're gonna be too big for Hamburg, we're gonna be too big for our own bloody good. John Lennon : I had a word with Van Gogh last night. He said if he could do it all again he'd be down here shaking his bottom to "Blue Suede Shoes." I gave him your regards. John Lennon : Ahhh, Liverpool. Home of... Liverpudlians. You know what it is I like about Liverpool, Mr. Sutcliffe? Stuart Sutcliffe : No, what is it you like about Liverpool, Mr. Lennon? John Lennon : I was hoping you'd tell me. Stuart Sutcliffe : I like the blonde but I prefer the brunette. John Lennon : Blondes have more fun. Stuart Sutcliffe : Says who? John Lennon : Swedes. John Lennon : Hello Ladies and Genitals, my name is Lennon, John Winston Lennon. My parents named me after Churchill. They were gonna name me after my father, but Dad's a stupid fuckin' name when ya think about it! John Lennon : Green tea, anyone? John Lennon : Fun?! I call it a fucking hard day's night! John Lennon : There goes Stuart Sutcliffe. He coulda been in The Beatles. John Lennon : Did ya shag her? Stuart Sutcliffe : She's a photographer. John Lennon : You'll never shag her. John Lennon : Stu, you can't do your solo spot any more. Stuart Sutcliffe : Why not? John Lennon : It's shite. Stuart Sutcliffe : Well don't beat around the bush, tell me what you really think. Movie Title: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) as Professor Quirrel: [Quirrel runs into the Great Hall in hysterics] Professor Quirrel : Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! [stops, is suddenly calm] Professor Quirrel : Thought you ought to know. [passes out on floor] [Harry's suspicious that Snape was stealing the Philosopher's Stone] Professor Quirrel : Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he? Why, next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor, st-st-stuttering Professor Quirrell? Movie Title: The Closer You Get (2000) as Kieran O'Donnell: Kieran O'Donnell : I'm not an alcoholic! I can drink at home! Movie Title: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995) as Johnny Shellshocked: Johnny Shellshocked : In France, we dug trenches ten miles long. We took earth from here and made hills there. We moved entire fields. You wouldn't believe what we did. It's possible. It's just hard work. Johnny Shellshocked : Stop actin' so English! Movie Title: Land and Freedom (1995) as David: David : We elect the officers and everything. It's socialism in action - not like the army back home. David : Revolutions are contagious. Movie Title: Dad's Dead (2002) as Narrator: Narrator : Mo, she was thick as pig shit. When she was pissed she took a roast chicken to bed with her, then complained about grease on the sheets. |
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