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 Wayne Brady QuotationMovie Title: Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1998) as Wayne Brady: [The Village People Hoedown] Wayne Brady : I love the Village People, now please don't get me wrong / I love YMCA, hey girl, that's my song / But you see in San Francisco is where they belong / And all them Village People inspired me to wear my thong. [singing as a strip-o-gram to a retired lunch lady] Wayne Brady : And today's Friday/the best day of all/you can get spaghetti/and two big balls. [Scenes from a Hat: What "Whose Line" Cast Members Wish for, when blowing out their "B"-Day Candles] Wayne Brady : [Blows] No more Hoedowns. Colin Mochrie : [Blows] Let me play a*Man in a scene. Ryan Stiles : [Blows] Please, don't have Drew make me go under that desk again. [Hoedown - Scary Wives] Wayne Brady : Oh I got married about a year ago. I'm as happy as can be, I think you all should know. But my wife, I'm glad I did marry. Except in the morning, she looks like Drew Carey. Drew Carey : Well, Wayne gets worried about his little wife, cause she is the love of his life. But every night, just about three, Oh, Wayne, She's out with me. [Wayne's mouth drops, and then they dance] [Scenes from a Hat game] Drew Carey : Things in Drew Carey's planner. Wayne Brady : 7:00: count my money. 8:00: count my money. Wayne Brady : Thank you for saving my husband. Ryan Stiles : Oh... you two are married? Colin Mochrie : It's nothing permanent. [playing Scenes from a Hat] Drew Carey : "Things you shouldn't do to a bald person". Wayne Brady : No... Colin Mochrie : Oh, go ahead. It's for comedy. Drew Carey : What penguins are really thinking? Wayne Brady : Does this tux make me look fat? Ryan Stiles : Geez... it's cold! Colin Mochrie : One day I'll get that Batman! Drew Carey : The next game is called African Chant. Wayne will do the chant. Wayne Brady : Hey, how come I gotta do the African Chant? Movie Title: Chappelle's Show (2003) as Wayne Brady: Wayne Brady : Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? Wayne Brady : I'm Wayne Brady, bitch! [holding a machine gun out his car window] Wayne Brady : Break yourself, nigga! Man on Street : Oh shit, it's Wayne Brady! [Wayne Brady proceeds to blast man] [referring to a joke made by Paul Mooney in an earlier episode] Wayne Brady : I make Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh motherfucker? Dave Chappelle : That was MOONEY! Wayne Brady : [after shooting a guy outside a club] RIVERSIDE, MOTHA FUCKA! [after Dave convinces him not to kill one of his prostitutes] Wayne Brady : You'd better thank Dave Chappelle. Go ahead, thank him. Hooker: Thank you, Dave. I like your show. Dave Chappelle : RUN BITCH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP! |
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