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 Jack Klugman QuotationMovie Title: The Odd Couple (1970) as Oscar Madison: Felix Unger : The man puts his ketchup on his salad. Oscar Madison : So? I like ketchup. It's like tomato wine. Felix Unger : What are you doing? Oscar Madison : Sterilizing the wound. Felix Unger : With beer? Oscar Madison : It's got alcohol in it. Oscar Madison : You want brown juice or green juice? Felix Unger : What's the difference? Oscar Madison : Three weeks. Oscar Madison : You ruined my wine. Felix Unger : Here's a dollar. Buy another three bottles. Felix Unger : What do you dream about? Oscar Madison : Living alone. Oscar Madison : Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy. [when Oscar opens a suitcase from his closet, clothes fall out] Felix Unger : What's that? Oscar Madison : Guess I forgot to unpack from the last trip. [Oscar's girlfriend is trying to get him to lose weight] Oscar Madison : Honey, that's fun fat. Everybody has that. Felix Unger : I don't. Oscar Madison : You don't have any fun either. Movie Title: The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993) as Oscar: [Felix is upset that his daughter's fiance has been twice divorced.] Felix : The man's been divorced twice, Oscar. Oscar : Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced. Felix : That's different. Oscar : I'm divorced. Felix : Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either. [After Oscar has throat surgery.] Felix : You sound terrible. Oscar : No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised! |
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