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 Robert Guillaume QuotationMovie Title: The Lion King II: Simba's Pride (1998) as Rafiki: [The spirit of Mufasa shows his plan to bring peace to the Pridelander/Outlander feud.] Rafiki : What? Kovu, Kiara together? This is the plan? Are you crazy? This will never work! Oh Mufasa, you've been up there too long, your head is in the clouds! Rafiki : You follow old Rafiki! He knows the way! Kiara : Where are you taking us? Rafiki : To a special place in your heart called... Upendi! Movie Title: The Lion King (1994) as Rafiki: Nala : Have you guys seen Simba? Timon : I thought he was with you. Nala : He was but now I can't find him. Where is he? Rafiki : You won't find him here. The King has returned. Nala : I don't believe it. He's gone back. Timon : What? [Looks up to see Rafiki has disappeared] Timon : Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey? Nala : Simba's gone back to challenge Scar. Timon : Who? Nala : Scar. Pumbaa : Who's got a scar? Nala : No no no. It's his uncle. Timon : The monkey's his uncle? Nala : No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king. Timon , Pumbaa : Ohhh. [Simba looks into a pool of water] Adult Simba : That's not my father, that's just my reflection. Rafiki : No, look harder. [Simba's reflection changes to that of his father] Rafiki : You see? He lives in you. Mufasa's ghost : Simba. Adult Simba : Father? Mufasa's ghost : Simba, you have forgotten me. Adult Simba : No. How could I? Mufasa's ghost : You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life. Adult Simba : How can I go back? I'm not who I used to be. Mufasa's ghost : Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king. Remember... Adult Simba : I know what I have to do. But going back will mean facing my past. I've been running from it for so long. [Rafiki hits Simba on the head with his stick] Adult Simba : Oww. Jeez... What was that for? Rafiki : It doesn't matter, it's in the past. Adult Simba : Yeah, but it still hurts. Rafiki : Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. [swings his stick at Simba again who ducks out of the way] Rafiki : Ha. You See? So what are you going to do? Adult Simba : First, I'm gonna take your stick. [Simba snatches Rafiki's stick and throws it and Rafiki runs to grab it] Rafiki : No, not the stick. Hey, where you going? Adult Simba : I'm going back. Rafiki : Good. Go on. Get out of here. [Rafiki begins laughing and screeching loudly] [Rafiki is singing in Swahili] Rafiki : Hey, I know who you are and come here, it's a secret. [singing in Simba's ear] Rafiki : Asante sahna squash banana webe wu a webe wu! Adult Simba : Stop that! What does that mean anyway? Rafiki : It means YOU'RE a baboon... and I'm not. Adult Simba : I think you're a little confused... Rafiki : WRONG! I'm not the one who's confused. YOU don't even know who you are. Adult Simba : [sarcastically] And I suppose you know Rafiki : You're Mufasa's boy. [shocked silence] Rafiki : Bye. Adult Simba : [while Rafiki sings] Will you cut that out? Rafiki : Can't cut it out, it'll just grow right back! Movie Title: Soap (1977) as Benson: [Doorbell rings] Benson : You want me to get that? Jessica Gatling Tate : If you don't mind. [Approaching Eunice to be a character witness at Jessica's murder trial] Mallu : Do you have any secrets. Eunice Tate : No. Benson : Wanna bet? Eunice Tate : No one knows. Benson : I know. Eunice Tate : You're the only one who knows. Benson : Well if I know you never know who else knows. Eunice Tate : You're right. I can't testify. Mallu : I know! Movie Title: Pacific Station (1991) as Ballard / Det. Bob Ballard: Officer Jimmy: Nobody drinks coffee anymore. Nobody smokes cigarettes. What happened to all the real men? Ballard : They all died! Det. Richard Capparelli : Hey, roomie! Det. Bob Ballard : Capparelli, if you call me roomie one more time, I swear to God, I will bring paper products into this house that *you* will not be able to recycle! [Bob and Richard open the coffee from Santini's gallery which Officer Jimmy has just drunk from] Det. Bob Ballard : It's the coffee you impounded. Det. Richard Capparelli : And there are the drugs right there. Det. Bob Ballard : Makes sense. [to beat cops] Det. Bob Ballard : Book him. [to Capparelli] Det. Bob Ballard : He must have packed the cocaine in coffee to throw of the dogs at customs! Det. Richard Capparelli : Now, Bob, those women may be a bit homely, but I think dogs is a little extreme! Det. Bob Ballard : What made you go after Santini? Det. Richard Capparelli : [holding up Santini's file] Well, the next time you have a rift with your wife, I didn't want you to use this as an excuse not to work it out. Det. Bob Ballard : [after Capparelli smashes 4 vases without finding any drugs] When you're wrong, you're really wrong, aren't you! Movie Title: Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993) as Professor Hemmings: Professor Hemmings : This is pathetic! I want every other row to stand up. [every other row stands] Professor Hemmings : This is how many of my students are going to fail my class - - fifty percent. Alex : Excuse me, Professor Hemmings, but... would that be the half that are sitting OR the half that are standing? Professor Hemmings : [smiles] We'll soon find out, won't we. Movie Title: Big Fish (2003) as Senior Dr. Bennett: Senior Dr. Bennett : Do you want to know what really happened on the day you were born? Will Bloom : Sure. Senior Dr. Bennett : You were born early, without any problems, and your dad was away on a salesman trip and was upset that he couldn't be there. But, men weren't allowed in during the delivery, so I don't see how it could be much different. I guess its not as exciting as your fathers version... Will Bloom : I kind of liked your version. Movie Title: Benson (1979) as Benson DuBois: Katherine Olivia Gatling : Benson, what's a broken heart? Benson DuBois : Oh, there's no such thing, Katie. It's just a term we use to describe one of life's little disappointment that comes close to killing you. [Marcie is checking on the results of an election Taylor was running in] Governor Eugene Gatling: So how did Taylor do? Marcie Hill: He lost. He came in sixth. Benson DuBois : How did he come in sixth? There were only five candidates. Marcie Hill: There was a large write-in for "None of the above". Gretchen Kraus : So, all we have to do is knock a hole in the wall and let the sunshine in. Benson DuBois : Why don't you knock a hole in your head and let some brains in. Benson DuBois : [After Denise tells him she's pregnant] You're gonna make a terrific mother. And Pete will make a fine... playmate for the child. Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : You heard it from the horse's mouth. Benson DuBois : And now we're hearing it from the other end. [Benson meets Kraus for the first time] Gretchen Kraus : You are getting muddy footprints all over my clean floor and it is disgusting! Benson DuBois : Fine, I'll walk on my hands. [Benson is at home when the phone rings] Benson DuBois : [answering the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, governor. Sure, you can come over. All right, see you then. Bye. [Benson hangs up. A few seconds later, the doorbell rings. Benson answers it to find the governor at the door] Benson DuBois : What'd you do? Beam over? [Benson walks into the governor's office] Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Benson, I must be psychic. I was just thinking of you and here you are. Benson DuBois : Governor, you sent for me. Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Oh. That's probably why I was thinking of you. Movie Title: Sports Night (1998) as Isaac: Isaac : If you're stupid, surround yourself with smart people. If you're smart, surround yourself with smart people who disagree with you. Isaac : [to J.J] I find out that quote in the Journal came from you, I'm gonna own your ass. I mean I'll absolutely own it. Isaac : Let me add, Dana, that things I say in my office stay in my office. Dana Whitaker : Natalie's my, my second in command. She's the only one I told. Natalie : Jeremy's my boyfriend. He's the only one I told. Jeremy Goodwin : I told many, many people. Jeremy Goodwin : Fire me. Isaac : What? Jeremy Goodwin : You heard me, I want you to fire me. Isaac : I'm not going to fire you. Jeremy Goodwin : I'm a terrible worker, I'm the last to arrive and the first to leave. Isaac : You're the first to arrive and the last to leave. Jeremy Goodwin : And don't you think that's a little strange? Isaac : Yes. Jeremy Goodwin : I'm a racist. Isaac : Jeremy... Jeremy Goodwin : I am, I'm a terrible racist. I think all those people with the funny accents and weird skin color should go back to wherever they came from and leave this country to the people who rightfully stole it from the Indians... which they deserved. Isaac : Jeremy... Jeremy Goodwin : I'm serious, this country is being ruined by the blacks and the Jews. Isaac : You're Jewish. Jeremy Goodwin : And I have to be stopped. Isaac : You didn't expect me to substitute your judgment for mine, did you? Isaac : I have to admire the way you manhandled my staff this morning, J.J. J.J. : Isaac... Isaac : Don't take me on. Isaac : When I say something, I put my name next to it. Isaac : I have a comprehensive command of American musicals. Dan Rydell : That's great, listen... Isaac : Name a song. Dan Rydell : I don't really... Isaac : Name a damn song. Dan Rydell : How are Things in Glocca Morra? [Long silence] Isaac : Damn, that's gonna bug the hell out of me. Isaac : Oh, I know all about his problems. You know, the network knows all about his problems. As a result of which they've become my problems and I'm saying that at the very most, I want them to be YOUR problems. Jeremy Goodwin : Not fitting in is how qualified people lose jobs. Isaac : Yes, but a lot of the time, it's how they end up working here. Isaac : Someone holds the copyright to Happy Birthday? Dan Rydell : The representatives of Mildred and Patty Hill. Isaac : It took two people to write that song? [During a poker game] Dana Whitaker : Shoe money tonight. Isaac : Stop saying that. Isaac : Danny, I've got to talk to you. Dan Rydell : Good, because I've got to talk to you. Who should go first? Isaac : Well, since I don't really care what you have to say, I think it should be me. Sally Sasser : I think I'm the right person for Dana's job. Isaac : Dana's doing Dana's job. Sally Sasser : Dana's taking your job. Isaac : No, sadly, I'm doing my job. Isaac : I want to start grooming you. Dana : I don't understand. Isaac : You heard me. Dana : You want to start grooming me. Isaac : Yes. Dana : You better be talking about my hairstyle, Isaac. Isaac : Don't go nuts. Dana : I'm not going nuts, I'm just saying that's the only kind of grooming that I'm prepared to talk about at this particular moment. Dana : How do you know I even want your job? Isaac : Everybody wants my job. Dana : Not me. I think your job stinks. You get to create your own show and make all the decisions and have a big staff and make a lot of money. That's not for me, Isaac. I like to answer to people, I don't want to create. When I get a thought in my head I like it to die right there. Jeremy Goodwin : How could it be raining at Indian Wells? Isaac : Maybe it's the rainy season. Jeremy Goodwin : [patiently] Indian Wells is a desert, Isaac. If deserts had a rainy season they'd be called something else. Isaac : Fair point. Movie Title: The Lion King 1½ (2004) as Rafiki: Rafiki : Look beyond what you see. [Rafiki appears before Timon from a tree] Timon : You! No, no, don't say a word. I know what you're going to say. [Imitates Rafiki] Timon : Did you find Hakuna Matata? [Normal] Timon : Well, yes, I did! Thank you very much. [Laughs] Timon : And I am happy. Happy, happy, deliriously happy. [Imitates] Timon : Ho ha ha! I see. Happy, is it? So, if you're so happy, why do you look so miserable? [Normal] Timon : Miserable, you say? Why should I be miserable? Oh, I don't know. Maybe my two best pals in the world deserted me. Heh. They - they've headed off on some heroic mission... My friends... are gone. [Realizes] Timon : And... my Hakuna Matata went with them! Rafiki : [smiles and nods] Timon : [points to his head] Would you mind? [bows his head down] Rafiki : [lightly hits him on the head with his stick] Timon : Ay. Thanks. I'm glad we had this talk. [clicks his tongue at Rafiki and runs off screen] Rafiki : [to the audience] My work here is done. Rafiki : Any story worth telling is worth telling twice. Movie Title: Lean on Me (1989) as Dr. Frank Napier: Dr. Frank Napier : If you're so hot on discipline then, goddammit, start by accepting mine. Because contrary to popular opinion, I'm the head nigger in charge! Dr. Frank Napier : Don, the man has a legitimate problem. How's he supposed to keep drug dealers out of his school if their buddies can just push open the exit doors and let 'em walk on in? Mr. Rosenberg : He's got a point, sir. Mayor Don Bottman : Rosenberg, this doesn't concern you. Dr. Frank Napier : I'm the head nigger in charge! [walks to the door] Dr. Frank Napier : Lets go get some food Joe Clark : You think your really bad, don't you? Joe Clark : Don't talk to me about saving those kids. The mayor wants to save his budget. And you wanna save your ass! Dr. Frank Napier : Well, so what? You want the truth? Joe Clark : Yeah, Frank. Let's have some truth. Dr. Frank Napier : The truth is that for all your talking, all your 'Crazy Joe' routine, what have you ever done? Nothing. You're nothing but an insignificant man. It's like you were never born. Your life hasn't made one bit of difference, and neither has mine. Wanna take that to the grave? Dr. Frank Napier : [to Joe] It's like you're a Big Bird with radar. And I'm tired of getting hit! Movie Title: First Kid (1996) as Wilkes: Wilkes : This is the black tie affair! Sam Simms : I know, sir and I got it covered. I'm black and I'm wearing a tie. |
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