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 Colm Meaney QuotationMovie Title: Bad Apple (2004) as Cuthbert Gibbons / Gibbons: Cuthbert Gibbons : From now on, Tozzi here is gonna be your new best friend. Freshy: But none of my friends look like him. Freshy: I'll do anything. Gibbons : Okay, let me tell you... Freshy: I don't care, I'll do it. Mike Tozzi : Shut up so he can tell you. Freshy: He doesn't have to tell me. Whatever it is, I'll do it. Gibbons and Tozzi: Shut up! Gibbons : He's banging her. He's undercover and he's banging her! Butters: You know, your partner has some trouble with intimacy. I didn't even hear him say goodbye when he left. Gina regretted giving into him so quickly. Gibbons : Thank you, Dr. Ruth. Gibbons : (to Mike) You don't get enough chances in real life to be an asshole, you have to be one on the job, too? Gibbons : Where'd you buy this shit, Radio Shack? Butters: Yeah, some of it. Gibbons : Call for back up! Butters: Oh, yeah. Wait until there's screaming before you call for back up. Stanley: Can't you figure out how to use this stuff? Gibbons : Yeah, if you hadn't of thrown the guy who knows how to work it off at fifth avenue. Mike : Gibbs, you're alive. Gibbons : That explains the overwhelming joy I feel right now. Movie Title: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Emissary (1993) as Chief Miles O'Brien: Chief Miles O'Brien : Have you ever served with any Bajoran women? Commander Benjamin Sisko : No. Why? Chief Miles O'Brien : Just wondering. Movie Title: Con Air (1997) as Malloy / Duncan Malloy: [They can't reach Vince Larkin] Duncan Malloy : Well of course you can't reach him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit. Duncan Malloy : Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular! Duncan Malloy : What's with dictionary-boy over here? Vince Larkin : I believe thesaurus-boy would be more appropriate. Duncan Malloy : This is a situation that needs to get un-fucked right now! Duncan Malloy : This is a situation that needs to get unfucked, right now! [referring to Malloy's Corvette falling from the plane] Vince Larkin : I know a good body shop in Fresno if it's insured. Malloy : Nah, I was bored with it anyway. Vince Larkin : Oh, well it worked out better this way, then. Movie Title: The Snapper (1993) as Dessie Curley: Dessie Curley : I haven't cried since I was a kid. Sharon Curley : You cried during the World Cup. Dessie Curley : Sober, Sharon! Sober! Sharon Curley : Why won't you talk to me anymore? Dessie Curley : I do talk to you! Sharon Curley : You don't. Dessie Curley : Yes, I do! I said hello to you yesterday! Kay Curley : It's a terrible shock... Dessie Curley : What is? Kay Curley : Being married for 25 years, and finding out your husband's a prick. Movie Title: The Commitments (1991) as Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.: Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin' themselves. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : That's fuckin' blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun. Jimmy Rabbitte : Elvis isn't soul. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : Elvis is GOD. Jimmy Rabbitte : Well, I never pictured God with a fat gut and a corset singing "My Way" at Caesars Palace. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : What did Evel Knievel want? Jimmy Rabbitte : God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : What? Jimmy Rabbitte : God sent him. Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr. : On a fucking Suzuki? Movie Title: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993) as O'Brien: Omet'iklan : I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life. O'Brien : I am Miles O'Brien and I am very much alive. And I wish to stay that way. [Preparing for a secret mission] Rom : I won't even tell them my name. O'Brien : Rom, everyone on the station knows your name. Rom : Well... I won't confirm it. [The crew has traveled back in time and are now wearing TOS-style uniforms. O'Brien is wearing red, Sisko gold, and Bashir blue] Dr. Julian Bashir : Wait a minute. Aren't you two wearing the wrong colors? O'Brien : Don't you know anything about this period in time? Dr. Julian Bashir : I'm a doctor, not an historian. Sisko : In the old days, operations officers wore red, command officers wore gold... [Dax appears behind them, dressed in a revealing TOS miniskirt-style uniform] Lieutenant Commander Jadzia Dax : And women wore LESS. [O'Brien, Bashir and Dax are all 1 centimeter tall] O'Brien : Are you telling I'm going to be this bloody tall for the rest of my life? Dr. Julian Bashir : [indicating smaller] This bloody tall. Dr. Julian Bashir : What are you eating? O'Brien : I'm not eating; I'm chewing. Dr. Julian Bashir : Chewing what? O'Brien : Gum. It's traditional. I had the replicator create me some. Dr. Julian Bashir : They just chewed it? O'Brien : No, they infused it with flavor. Dr. Julian Bashir : What did you infuse it with? O'Brien : Scotch. Odo : Are you sure that you two returned to your original height? O'Brien : Why you asking? Odo : It's just that you both seem to be a couple of centimeters shorter. A changeling notices these sort of things. Quark : Actually now that I think about it, you both do seem a little on the petite side. Dr. Julian Bashir : Infirmary [Both run to the infirmary] Quark : [To Odo] And they say you don't have a sense of humor. [Quark and Odo chuckle] O'Brien : So, let me get this straight: all we have to do is get past an enemy fleet, avoid a tachyon detection grid, beam into the middle of Klingon headquarters and avoid the Brotherhood of the Sword long enough to set these things up and activate them in front of Gowron? Worf : If we succeed, there will be many songs sung in our honor. O'Brien : Let's hope we're there to hear them. O'Brien : How could he do this to me? How could he leave me adrift, mid-river, without a paddle? Rom : What river would that be? O'Brien : You know, the Great Material Continuum. Rom : That river. It can be very treacherous. O'Brien : Tell me about it. Well, I suppose the good news is with Nog gone, nothing else can go missing. Ensign Nog : Can you believe it? They made me an ensign. O'Brien : I didn't realize things were going so bad. Ensign Nog : Scary, isn't it? O'Brien : I hate prototypes. Liam Bilby : Let me ask you something. Back home, where ever that is... you got a family? O'Brien : Yeah. Liam Bilby : Good. After all, that's the most important thing. Dr. Julian Bashir : So what did you learn? O'Brien : That you should never match drinks with a Klingon. Dr. Julian Bashir : But what did you and Worf talk about? O'Brien : A lot of things. His son, Alexander; growing up in Russia; the proper way to eat gagh... Quark : But what does that have to do with Jadzia? O'Brien : Nothing! It wasn't until oh-three hundred, when we were polishing off the fourth bottle of blood wine that he even mentioned Jadzia! [during a baseball game, the umpire didn't make a call after a player scored] Nog : What? What happened? O'Brien : He didn't touch home, Nog! Nog : Well, what do I do? Worf : Find him and kill him! Movie Title: Under Siege (1992) as Doumer: Doumer : You're incredible, Ryback. It's a shame you're not cooking for *us*. Movie Title: The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain (1995) as Morgan the Goat: [The pub betting pool on the height] Davies the School : 980 feet. [General groans and moans from everyone] Morgan the Goat : Objection substained [sic] Morgan the Goat : ! I'm not taking any bets under a thousand feet... traitor! Rev. Robert Jones : Have you no shame? Morgan the Goat : No... I can't think where I've left it! Morgan the Goat : I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map because we begged for it, because we, we-we pleaded. No. If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet, then I say let it be a thousand feet! Put 20 feet, that's all we need, a 20-foot tump and we have our mountain! Jones the JP : I'm not sure how legal that is... Rev. Robert Jones : Yes, or ethical... Morgan the Goat : Legal? Ethical? Wh-- how legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain and 984 isn't, uh? Uh? Do we call a short man a boy, or a small dog a cat? No! This is a mountain, our mountain, and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God let's make it a thousand feet! Betty : All this for just a map?! Morgan the Goat : Just a map! Maps, my dear, are the undergarments of a country! Reginald Anson : Look, sorry, could I PLEASE get a pint of bitter? Morgan the Goat : No need to get all English about it. Movie Title: The Van (1996) as Larry: Bimbo : Got a bit of bad news today. Knocked me back a bit. I was let go. Larry : What? Bimbo : Made redundant. [Regarding the Christmas menu] Larry : It's a fuckin' turkey or nothin'! |
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