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    David Patrick Kelly Quotation






    Movie Title: Twin Peaks (1990) as Jerry Horne:



    Jerry Horne : We had those Vikings by the horns! What happened?
    Ben Horne : We're not 100% sure. They took their translator with them.


    Ben Horne : We've lain a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight; all of Twin Peaks' best and brightest.
    Jerry Horne : We're holding it in a phone booth?


    Jerry Horne : Did you say Leland Palmer's daughter is dead? Man... now I'm depressed...


    Jerry Horne : Sweetheart, I'd like to order two drinks. One double scotch on the rocks, and my brother would like a double scotch on the rocks. Female bartender at One Eyed Jack's: That's two double scotch on the rocks.
    Jerry Horne : Next step: rocket science!

    [Ben is held in custody]
    Jerry Horne : I demand you either release my client or arrest him!
    Sheriff Truman : Okay. Ben Horne, I arrest you for the murder of Laura Palmer.
    Benjamin Horne : Great going, Jer.

    Movie Title: The Crow (1994) as T-Bird:



    T-Bird : This is the really real world, and there ain't no comin' back.


    T-Bird : Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.


    T-Bird : I got trouble. One of my men got himself perished.
    Top Dollar : Yeah and who might that be?
    T-Bird : Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
    Top Dollar : Gentlemen, by all means, I think we ought to have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin. [sniffs]

    [Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head]
    Skank : Fuck you, Tin Tin! [Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat]
    Tin Tin : Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man. [Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin]
    Funboy : But this one is. [T-Bird points a gun at all three of them]
    T-Bird : Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me THIS ONE ISN'T?


    T-Bird : FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!


    T-Bird : You know, Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it. I wish I could've seen that.





    Movie Title: The Warriors (1979) as Luther / Riffs leader:



    Luther : Warriors, come out to play-i-ay.


    Swan : Why did you waste Cyrus?
    Luther : No reason... I just like doing things like that!


    Riffs leader : You Warriors are good. Real good.
    Swan : The best.





    Movie Title: Commando (1985) as Sully:



    Sully : Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
    Henriques : Heh.
    Matrix : You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.


    Matrix : Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
    Sully : That's right, Matrix. You did.
    Matrix : I lied.

       
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