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 Udo Kier QuotationMovie Title: One Point O (2004) as Derrick: Derrick : Smartcouch. It's nanotech. It's a fantastic piece of furniture, Simon. And it cleans itself. Movie Title: Andy Warhol's Dracula (1974) as Count Dracula: Count Dracula : The blood of these whores is killing me. Movie Title: Blade (1998) as Dragonetti: Dragonetti : I was born a vampire. But you... you were merely turned. Movie Title: Shadow of the Vampire (2000) as Albin: [Asked what he thought of the book, Dracula] Max Schreck : It made me sad. Albin : Why sad? Max Schreck : Because Dracula had no servants. Albin : I think you missed the point of the book, Count Orlock. Max Schreck : Dracula hasn't had servants in 400 years and then a man comes to his ancestral home, and he must convince him that he... that he is like the man. He has to feed him, when he himself hasn't eaten food in centuries. Can he even remember how to buy bread? How to select cheese and wine? And then he remembers the rest of it. How to prepare a meal, how to make a bed. He remembers his first glory, his armies, his retainers, and what he is reduced to. The loneliest part of the book comes... when the man accidentally sees Dracula setting his table. Albin : What is the most wondrous thing you ever saw? Henrik Galeen : I once saw Greta Schroeder naked. Albin : That beats ectoplasm! Movie Title: Suspiria (1977) as Dr. Frank Mandel: Dr. Frank Mandel : Bad luck isn't brought by broken mirrors, but by broken minds. Movie Title: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) as Ronald Camp: Ace Ventura : Yo, Ron. Where's the bathroom? Ronald Camp : Right over there. Ace Ventura : [groaning] I think it's the pate. Stuff probably looks better on the way out. Ronald Camp : I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace. Ace Ventura : See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. Movie Title: Red Alert 2 Expansion Pack: Yuri's Revenge (2001) as Yuri: Yuri : The future is mine, to command and conquer. Movie Title: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (1973) as Baron Frankenstein: Baron Frankenstein : To know death Otto, you have to fuck life in the gallbladder. Baron Frankenstein : The medical profession would love to claim my achievement as part of their own and call it a giant stride forward of medicine. But they can't. It is a giant stride forward for me! Baron Frankenstein : We failed! That beautiful Serbian female! Everybody would have jumped--everyone! But maybe that head of that...creature wasn't any good! His perfect nose! His perfect nose! He has the perfect brain, he was the king I wanted, and we failed! We have to try it again! Otto, we have to try it again! I am going to prove that we can do it! We waited for so long! Baron Frankenstein : Make him unconscious, but don't kill him, or damage his head in any way. I need his brain for my zombie! I am sure it has the right instincts we want! Movie Title: Red Alert 2 Expansion Pack: Yuri's Revenge (2001) as Yuri: Yuri : It's too late, comrade. The entire world, and al it's history, is mine, to Command... and Conquer! |
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