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 Ricardo Montalban QuotationUpon winning his Emmy for "How the West Was Won," 1979: "I don't know about Mr. Rourke, but this certainly fulfills my fantasy. Thank you very much." Movie Title: Fantasy Island (1978) as Mr. Roarke: Mr. Roarke : Smiles, everyone... smiles! Movie Title: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) as Ludwig / Vincent Ludwig: [offering a cigar] Vincent Ludwig : Cuban? Frank : No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales. Ludwig : So they were able to get him to the hospital in time? Jane Spencer : How could you do something so vicious Vincent Ludwig : It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor. Movie Title: Columbo: A Matter of Honor (1976) as Luis Montoya: Commandant Sanchez : I hope you understand, Luis, that the lieutenant is here merely as my guest. He has no official status. Luis Montoya : So inquisitive. I find him amusing. Lt. Columbo : [referring to bullfighting] I don't know how you fight a thing like that and make a living. Luis Montoya : It's more than a living, Lieutenant. It's a way of life. Lt. Columbo : I have to tell you the truth. I don't think I would enjoy watching a man kill an animal, even as big and mean as he is. Luis Montoya : Perhaps you would prefer the spectacle of two men in a prize ring beating each other senseless. Or murdering an innocent deer with a rifle. Or catching a fish with another one which is still alive. Our culture is different from yours, Lieutenant. No better or worse, perhaps, but different. Lt. Columbo : May I ask you a personal question, sir? Luis Montoya : Oh, by all means. Lt. Columbo : Did you injure your leg in the bull ring? Luis Montoya : [nodding] On the Plaza Del Toros, Mexico. It was the wound that ended my career. And, ironically, it wasn't even the bull I was supposed to fight. You see, I was appearing mano a mano with a young matador who froze, and the bull gored him. I jumped to his rescue, and I too, was gored. Badly. Here. They tried to take me to the infirmary along with the young matador , but I refused to go. Despite the blood flowing from my wound, I stayed in the ring and I did one of the best fights of my career. I killed the bull with one thrust. The people loved it! They stood up and gave me an electrifying ovation. Two ears and a tail! That was my last fight. Lt. Columbo : Well, that must have taken a lot of courage, sir. Movie Title: Battleground (1949) as PFC. Johnny Rodriguez: Holley : Yeah, they really shoulda sent out a bigger patrol. PFC. Johnny Rodriguez : Do you want to goof off? Holley : Who said anything about goofing off? PFC. Johnny Rodriguez : Nobody. I'm just saying, the best way is to tell them you heard voices talking in German. PFC. Donald Jarvess : Let's say we heard voices talking in Japanese and let G-2 figure that out. Movie Title: Freakazoid! (1995) as Guitierrez / Gutierrez: [Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, he pulls a green rock out of his cloak] Guitierrez : What do you think, Freakazoid, one pound of the purest Kryptonite. Are you feeling weak, Freakazoid? Oh so weak? Freakazoid : That's Superman. Guitierrez : [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, Freakazoid? Are you in great pain? Freakazoid : That's Green Lantern. Guitierrez : Oh, that stupid man at the store! [throws it down, picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] Guitierrez : Are you melting Freakazoid? Melting away? Freakazoid : Thats the Wicked Witch! Guitierrez : Look, lets try to speed things along, why don't you just tell me your weakness? [quick cut to Freakazoid in a cage] Guitierrez : So, Iron bars electrified with a negative current are your weakness. Freakazoid : [to self] Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage. Guitierrez : You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either. Freakazoid : I know. Dumb. Freakazoid : Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage. Guitierrez : You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either. Freakazoid : I know. Dumb. Gutierrez : Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins. [Guitierrez is issuing a challenge to Freakazoid through the TV] Guitierrez : Why don't you come and see me Freakazoid? It has been too long since we have exchanges... cordialities face to face. Professor Jones : (off camera) That's not a word! Guitierrez : I am stronger than you, faster than you, and better than you. Freakazoid : Yes, but can you dance? Guitierrez : [does a short step dance] Yes. Freakazoid : [hushed whisper] Wow. Movie Title: Cheyenne Autumn (1964) as Little Wolf: Little Wolf : I pray the young one will give me sons. But I want them to be born where I, and all my people before me, were born. Little Wolf : Even a dog can go where he likes... but not a Cheyenne. Little Wolf : You spoke the truth for us. This we will not forget - but there will be no more school. Deborah Wright : Oh, no! Oh, no, please don't do that to the children! Little Wolf : The white man's words are lies. It is better that our children not learn them. Deborah Wright : It is not the words... but who speaks them. Has speaking white men's words made you a liar? Dull Knife : Our words were learned long ago, when some white men still spoke the truth. Movie Title: Kim Possible (2002) as Senor Senior Sr. / Senor Senior, Sr.: Ron : Oh this place just screams lair. Look at all the chrome. And you've got doors that go "whoosh" Senor Senior Junior : I have been curious about the "whoosh" Senor Senior, Sr. : I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed." [After Ron Stoppable has complimented Senor Senior, Sr. on his new bad-guy lagoon] Senor Senior, Sr. : The piranha won't be here 'til Monday, but I assure you the Koi have not been fed in days. Senor Senior Sr. : Junior, this is not a party. This is not a disco. This is not fooling around. Junior : I'm sorry, but this is a rather exclusive club, and you're not on the guest list. Senor Senior, Sr. : Ah, the clever threat. Now, follow it up with a violent show of anger. Junior : But I'm mildly put off at best. Movie Title: Wonder Woman (1974) as Abner: [Abner is led away by cops] Abner : Wonder Woman, I love you. Movie Title: Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan (1982) as Khan: [Kirk remotely commands Reliant's shields to drop] Joachim : Our shields are lowering. Khan : Raise them. Joachim : [pounds fists on console] I can't. Khan : The override. Where's the override? [Terrell disobeys Khan's order to kill Kirk, who taunts Khan over the communicator] Kirk : Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you? Khan : Kirk. You're still alive, old friend. Kirk : Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target. Khan : Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral. [beams the Genesis device away] Kirk : Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here. Khan : I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive. Kirk : KHAAANNNN. [echo] Kirk : KHAAANNNN. Khan : These people have sworn to live and die at my command 200 years before you were born. Khan : These people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he never told you the tale? To amuse your Captain, no? Never told you how the Enterprise picked up the Botany Bay lost in space from the year 1996 with myself and ship's company in cryogenic freeze? Capt. Terrell : I never even met Admiral Kirk. Khan : Admiral? Admiral? Admiral... Never told you how 'Admiral' Kirk sent seventy of us into exile in this barren sandheap with only the contents of this cargo bay to sustain us? Chekov : You lie. On Ceti Alpha V there was life. A fair chance... Khan : This is Ceti Alpha V. [Khan, about to put Ceti Eels in Terrell and Chekov's ears] Khan : You see, their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later as they grow follows madness and death. Chekov : Khan, listen to me... Khan : These are pets, of course. Not quite domesticated. Khan : Ah Kirk, my old friend. Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold in space. [When Khan realizes the Enterprise isn't as badly damaged as he thought] Khan : Ah. Not so wounded as we were led to believe. So much the better. Khan : To the last, I will grapple with thee. Khan : From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. Khan : I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up. Captain Terrell : Sir, I demand... Khan : You are in a position to demand *nothing*. I, on the other hand, am in a position to *grant* nothing. Khan : THIS IS CETI ALPHA V... Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. Khan : Let them eat static. Joachim : [Enterprise is running with shields down] They still haven't raised their shields. Khan : Raise ours. [Joachim raises shields] Spock : Their shields have gone up. Khan : Lock phasers on target. Joachim : [looks at targeting computer] Phasers locked on target, sir. Spock : They're locking phasers. Kirk : Raise shields! Khan : Fire! [Joachim fires phasers] Movie Title: Sweet Charity (1969) as Vittorio: Vittorio : Without love, life would have no purpose. Movie Title: Cannonball Run II (1984) as King: King : How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave? Shiek : He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years. The Slapper : Nine. King : I order you back to America to win the Cannonball Run. I give you one last chance because you are my only son with a driver's license. Shiek : But, Pop, there is no Cannonball Run this year. King : So, buy one. |
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