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 Shawn Hatosy QuotationMovie Title: Down to You (2000) as Eddie Hicks: Eddie Hicks : Don't mess with these guns!...Don't mess with 'em!!! Al : You slept with a sixty year old?? Eddie Hicks : Hey, when you work in the physical therapy industry-- you make friends fast. Eddie Hicks : I'd sure like to fold her napkin. Movie Title: Tangled (2001) as David: David : Oh my gosh, I have to tell you this story. Freshman year, Alan hooked up with two girls at a bar - Renee and Jackie. So he's going back and forth between the two of them all semester... until they found out about each other. Jenny : So, what? He got dumped? David : No! They had a threesome! I come home that night to find this huge mass of flesh and- Jenny : DAVID! Why would you tell me that? Movie Title: John Q (2002) as Mitch: Mitch : This country man, can't go anywhere without gettin mugged, or murdered or stabber, kids killin their classmates, driveby's, ya know I won't even go into a postoffice anymore. Steve: Shut up, Mitch Dr. Turner : No you shut up. I hate the little bastard but he's right. You know how easy it is to get a gun in the country? In 5 minutes, Boom, gunshow. Movie Title: The Thin Red Line (1998) as Colonel Gordon Tall: Colonel Gordon Tall : How many men is it worth? How many lives? One? Two? Twenty? Lives will be lost in your company, Captain. If you don't have the stomach for it, now is the time to let me know. Colonel Gordon Tall : John, I'm convinced that the Japanese position can be broken right now. All we have to do is keep going and we'll have this hill. We'll have this hill by sundown! You see the spirit in these men? Do you see the new spirit? Well, I want to take advantage of that before something happens to sap their strength. To have this batallion relieved in a defeat, or even to have it reinforced by troops from a reserve regiment, if we were stalled before reaching the top, well, Jesus Christ, that's just a hell of a lot more than I could stand! I've waited all my life for this. I've worked, slaved, eaten untold buckets of shit to have this opportunity and I don't intend to give it up now. Colonel Gordon Tall : Look at this jungle. Look at those vines, the way they twine around, swallowing everything. Nature's cruel, Staros. Movie Title: The Faculty (1998) as Stan: Stan : Aliens have taken over the fucking school! Zeke : What are we going to do? Stan : I could call my dad, he'd know what to do. Casey : If he's really your dad. Delilah : Then leave Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go and pulitzer. Stan : Oh blow me Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your shit. Delilah : Go and get the fuck out of here and take your little freak-dyke with you. Stokely : Fuck you titbags. Stokely : Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here? Stan : Let's get the fuck outta here. Casey : It must really blow being you. Stan : You have no idea. [about Delilah] Zeke : Is she always this much fun? Stan : Sometimes she can be a real bitch. Zeke : Stan, take it. Stan : No way, you're takin' it! Casey : [Laughing and obviously high] You're takin' it! [Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey] Stan : What the hell is wrong with him? Zeke : He's tweaking you asshole! Let him fucking tweak! Casey : Tweak! Tweak! [Stan wants to quit football to study] Delilah : You're not good at studying Stan, you're good at football. You should stick with what you're good at. Stan : Yeah, I've always been good at football, and basketball, and every other sport I've tried. Maybe I should try something I'm not so good at, something different. Delilah : And what am I supposed to do while you're on a yellow book quest for a brain? Stan : What? Delilah : The accepted social order is that head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wannabees. Stan : Don't be so superficial... Delilah : Superficial... four syllables, that's really good Stan, you're on your way. Let me know how the cure for cancer goes. Stan : I was hoping you'd be with me on this... [Stokley bumps into Stan] Stokely : Get a fucking eye dog! Stan : Well maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut! Stokely : Walk much? Stan : You ran into me, beast. Stan : Open... the door. It is so much better. There's no fear. No pain. It's beautiful. And you will be beautiful. You'll be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you. I want you. I... want... you... Now open the fucking door! Stan : I'm not an alien, I'm discontent. Stan : Coach, I've been thinking ahead, and I've decided to quit the team and concentrate on the academics. Coach Willis : Okay. Stan we'll miss you. Stan : That's it? Coach Willis : What do you want me to say? My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play against the only team in the district that can kick our ass telling me he doesn't want to play. You must be going some life-defying turning point and I'm not gonna stand in your way. You do what you have to do. Stan : Thanks for not reading me out. Coach Willis : What kind of human being would I be if I did that? Movie Title: Outside Providence (1999) as Timothy Dunphy: Timothy Dunphy : What's a prep school? Old Man Dunphy : It's to prepare you for not getting your neck broke by me. Mr. Funderberk : These are the rules, listen carefully: No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No sex. No cheating. No lying, no gambling, no matches. Timothy Dunphy : No shit! Mr. Funderberk : No swearing. |
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