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 Lisa Rinna QuotationMovie Title: Melrose Place (1992) as Taylor / Taylor Davis McBride: Taylor : Good morning Amanda. Amanda Woodward : Goodbye Taylor. [At Peter and Taylor's "Wedding"] Priest : If there is anyone who has good reason why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace. [Pause] Dr. Peter Burns : Actually, I think I do. Taylor Davis McBride : Peter, that's not funny. Dr. Peter Burns : No, it's hilarious actually, if you think about it. Really, just think about it. Just probe that scheming little brain of yours and try to understand how you could think for a second that I could possibly stomach being in your presence for one more minute, much less marry you. Taylor Davis McBride : Peter. My God, stop it. Dr. Peter Burns : Did you think I was insane *and* stupid? I know what you and Michael did. I know about the lies. I know about the drugs. I know about the fake beatings and how you had wanted to ruin me so you could come full circle with your bizarre fantasy of marrying your dead sister's husband. Taylor Davis McBride : I won't listen to this. Dr. Peter Burns : How could you believe that I would ever love you or want to touch you... You know what Taylor, your a joke, and it's hard to believe that you were ever related to your sister, because to me, your lower than a slug. You ruined my marriage to Amanda and then you tried to destroy me, and now you want me to believe you're carrying my child? That's beyond pathetic. The thought of you being pregnant with my child is enough to make me vomit. Goodbye Taylor. I hope you get a ride back to wherever you came from. [giving Peter shopping advice] Taylor Davis McBride : You never buy your second wife a nicer ring than your first. [Discussing their mutual divorces over dinner, where Peter has dressed Taylor in Beth's conservative clothing] Dr. Peter Burns : I mean, first Craig and now Kyle. You're losing ground Amanda. It's almost slutty. Kyle McBride : Hey. That's a lady your talking to. Taylor Davis McBride : Oh that's funny. The male slut defending the female slut. Kyle McBride : Better a slut than a conniving bitch. Amanda Woodward : Or worse, a conniving bitch in some *ugly* ass clothes. [Amanda's trying to evict Taylor] Taylor Davis McBride : There are laws against This. Tenants rights, squaters rights, human rights. Amanda Woodward : Well, look who's talking about being human... the most in-human person on Earth. Taylor Davis McBride : Oh really, giving up your title so soon? Taylor Davis McBride : Michael, listen... I don't want a relationship, I don't want a commitment... I need your sperm. Taylor Davis McBride : So where are you off to? To spend the day with your friend Eric plotting the death of my restaurant? Megan Lewis Mancini : You know, I don't work for Eric anymore, so if you'll exscuse me... Taylor Davis McBride : How come? He get tired of you and throw you out of bed? Megan Lewis Mancini : For your information, I never slept with Eric. The only woman he wants in bed is Amanda. He would give up the world for one night with her, and guess what? She would never do it. You can kiss your restaurant goodbye. Personally, I hope you end up in the gutter. [At Kyle and Amanda's engagement party] Taylor Davis McBride : I think before the main course comes out, that one of you should give a toast to the happy couple. Now, anyone will do, except for the wannabe war-bride Christine. I don't think you'd have anything nice to say, now would you? Kyle McBride : Damnit Taylor, I said back off. Taylor Davis McBride : Hey! Excuse me if I think it's inappropriate that you bring the girl you've been dreaming about for years here. Amanda Woodward : This is none of your business, *waitress*. Now go get us more food. [Before Amanda's wedding to Kyle] Taylor Davis McBride : Amanda! I couldn't find anything blue, but I did find something old... a picture of Kyle and me on *our* wedding day. Oh hell, you already got the something borrowed bit with my husband. Too bad he hasn't shown! All the guests out there are wondering if maybe he stood you up. Amanda Woodward : You know, I don't remember you being added to the guest list, so why don't you get out of here? Taylor Davis McBride : Gladly. Oh, by the way... that dress is hideous. Dr. Michael Mancini : What was I thinking? That you'd actually listen to me? That you'd actually stay out of my life? Course you won't. You can't. You haven't got the capabilities! It's like asking an ape to do algebra. Taylor Davis McBride : Now now Michael. Apes are very intelligent. [Taylor wants to go with Michael to his college reunion] Dr. Michael Mancini : The answer is no! You're probably too pregnant to travel anyway. Taylor Davis McBride : I'm not that delicate! Dr. Michael Mancini : No, but you'll probably throw the plane out of balance. |
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