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 Matt Damon QuotationMovie Title: The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) as Tom Ripley: Tom Ripley : I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. Tom Ripley : If I could just go back... if I could rub everything out... starting with myself. Dickie Greenleaf : Everybody has got to have a talent, what's yours? Tom Ripley : Telling lies, forging signatures and impersonating almost anybody. Tom Ripley : I really feel happy. As if I had been granted a new lease in life. Tom Ripley : [imitating Dickie's father] "To me, jazz is noise. Insolent noise." Dickie Greenleaf : Wow! Cut it out! It's so spooky, my hair's on end! Tom Ripley : You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had. I would do anything for you, Dickie. Tom Ripley : First of all I know there's something. That evening when we played chess for instance it was obvious. Dickie Greenleaf : What evening? Tom Ripley : Oh sure, no, no, it's too dangerous for you to take on. Oh, no, no, we're brothers. Hey. And then you do this sordid thing with Marge. Fucking her on the boat so we all have to listen. Which was inscrutinating! And you follow your cock around and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me. You're lying to Marge and then you're getting married to her. You're knocking up Silvana. You're ruining everybody. You wanna play the sax, you wanna play the drums. What is it, Dickie? What do you actually want? Dickie Greenleaf : Who are you? Huh? Some third class mooch? Who are you? Who are you to say anything to me? Who are you to tell me anything? Actually I really, really don't want to be on this boat with you. I can't move without you moving. Gives me the creeps. You give me the creeps! Tom Ripley : I could live Dickie's life for him. Tom Ripley : Well, whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it, in your head. You never meet anybody that thinks they're a bad person. Marge Sherwood : The thing with Dickie... it's like the sun shines on you, and it's glorious. And then he forgets you and it's very, very cold. Tom Ripley : So I'm learning. Marge Sherwood : When you have his attention, you feel like you're the only person in the world, that's why everybody loves him so much. [the inspector has asked a question] Peter : [translating] He wants to know if you're a homosexual. Tom Ripley : No! Peter : [translating] No. Meredith : Dickie? Tom Ripley : Hello Meredith! Meredith : Oh my God! I hardly even recognized you. Tom Ripley : Well, you spotted me so you get the reward. Tom Ripley : What are you trying to say? Freddie Miles : I think I'm saying it. Tom Ripley : Don't you just take the past, and put it in a room in the basement, and lock the door and never go in there? That's what I do. Peter : God, yes. Though in my case, it's probably a whole building. Dickie Greenleaf : You're so white! Have you ever seen a guy so white, Marge? Grey, actually. Tom Ripley : It's just an undercoat. Dickie Greenleaf : Say again? Tom Ripley : You know a primer. Dickie Greenleaf : That's funny. Margie likes that 'cause she's so white too. Marge Sherwood : Yes, I do and you're not funny. Tom Ripley : That ring is superb. Marge Sherwood : Oh, Tom, I love you! See? Dickie Greenleaf : I had to promise, capital p, to never take it off. Otherwise I'd give it to you. Marge Sherwood : Isn't it great? I found it in Naples. I had to bargain for it for about two weeks! Dickie Greenleaf : Uh, I hope it wasn't cheap, Marge? Marge Sherwood : Oh, it was! Tom Ripley : Nothing is more naked than your handwriting. See how nothing's quite touching the line? That's vanity. Dickie Greenleaf : Well, we certainly know that that's true. Dickie Greenleaf : We're all only children. What does that mean? Tom Ripley : It means we've never shared a bath. I'm cold, can I get in? Dickie Greenleaf : No. Tom Ripley : I didn't mean with you in it. Dickie Greenleaf : Okay, get in. I'm like a prune anyway. Movie Title: Rounders (1998) as Mike McDermott: Mike McDermott : I feel like Buckner walking back into Shea. Mike McDermott : We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us. Mike McDermott : Would you stop fucking around, for five goddamn minutes for once in your fucking life? Worm : Whoa, Jesus, what happenend? My old man just walked in. Mike McDermott : You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20. [His girlfriend says they don't have time for sex now] Mike McDermott : I'll be really quick. You won't feel a thing. Mike McDermott : Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker. Mike McDermott : If you had it to do all over again, knowing what would happen, would you make the same choice? Professor Petrovsky : What choice? [Mike's girlfriend has just left him over his broken promise not to play poker] Worm : You know what always cheers me up? Mike McDermott : No, what's that? Worm : Rolled up aces over kings. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them. Playing all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold." Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Mike McDermott : Fuck it, let's go. Worm : Don't tease me. Mike McDermott : Let's play some cards. Worm : Yes! Mike McDermott : Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas? Teddy KGB : That ace could not have helped you. Mike McDermott : [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help. [pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards] Mike McDermott : I flopped a nut straight. Worm : I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake. Mike McDermott : What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying? Worm : I-I don't know. There ought to be one though. Mike McDermott : You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. [Pause] Mike McDermott : But you can't win much either." Mike McDermott : I am making it look like i am pondering a call, but all I am really thinking about is Vegas and the fucking Mirage Mike McDermott : I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage. Movie Title: All the Pretty Horses (2000) as John Grady Cole: John Grady Cole : What the hell are you doing? Jimmy : Just sittin' here. John Grady Cole : If this rain hits hard, there's gonna be a river come down through here like a train. You thought about that? Jimmy : You ain't never been struck by lightning. You don't know what it's like. John Grady Cole : You're gonna get drowned sittin' there. Jimmy : Why that's all right, I ain't never been drowned before. John Grady Cole : Well...I say no more. Movie Title: Gerry (2002) as Gerry: Gerry : Fuck the thing! Gerry : Power run to the thing! Gerry : No, fuck the thing. It's probably just some thing at the end of the trail. [Gerry and Gerry are lying on the ground.] Gerry : How do you think the hike's going so far? Gerry : Pretty good. Gerry : But we didn't see anything that looked the same and we could have just Gerried off in all these different directions. Gerry : Yeah but we could have bailed early, you know, we could have just bai... we ma... we... I mean, there were so many just different Gerries along the way Gerry : And then we Gerried off to the animal tracks. We went up the wrong fuckin' mountain. Okay? Gerry : And our mountain scout-about was east, so we totally Gerried the scout-about Movie Title: Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) as Spirit: Spirit : The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say that the history of the west was written from the saddle of a horse, but it's never been told from the heart of one. Not till now. I was born here, in this place that would come to be called the Old West. But, to my kind, the land was ageless. It had no beginning and no end, no boundary between earth and sky. Like the wind and the buffalo, we belonged here, we would always belong here. They say the mustang is the spirit of the West. Whether that west was won or lost in the end, you'll have to decide for yourself, but the story I want to tell you is true. I was there and I remember. I remember the sun, the sky, and the wind calling my name in a time when we ran free. I'll never forget the sound and the feeling of running together. The hoof beats were many, but our hearts were one." Spirit : I had been waiting so long to run free, that goodbye was harder than I ever imagined. I'll never forget that boy and how we won back our freedom together. Spirit : I remember the first time I saw a rattler curled up in my path. This one didn't look like a rattler, but I was still thinkin' 'snake'. Spirit : I couldn't understand it. She treated this scrawny two-legged like one of our kind, prancing around him like a love-struck yearling. It was down right unnatural. Spirit : Sometimes a horse has got to do what a horse has got to do. Spirit : And so I grew from colt to stallion, as wild and as reckless as thunder over the land. Racing with the eagle, soaring with the wind. Flying? There were times I believed I could. Spirit : There was no end to the strange ways on the two-leggeds. Spirit : My heart galloped through the skies that night- back to my herd, where I belonged. I wondered if they missed me as much as I missed them. Spirit : I didn't understand it. One minute I'm free and the next: More ropes. Movie Title: The Majestic (2001) as Luke Trimble: Luke Trimble : When bullies rise up, the rest of us have to beat them back down, whatever the cost. That's a simple idea I suppose, but one worth giving everything for. Movie Title: The Rainmaker (1997) as Rudy Baylor: Rudy Baylor : Objection. Your honor, he's leading the witness. Judge Kipler : This is cross examination, leading is allowed. Overruled, as to leading. Rudy Baylor : Sworn in by a fool and vouched for by a scoundrel. I'm a lawyer at last. Rudy Baylor : I knew exactly what was going on here. Just like when Daddy was in the bedroom crying and Mommy was sitting in the kitchen, face all bloody, saying that Daddy was sorry. Rudy Baylor : My dad hated lawyers. You might think I became one just to piss him off, but you'd be wrong. Did piss him off so much though that when he heard he fell off a ladder and didn't know who to sue first. Rudy Baylor : What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? A hooker'll stop screwing you when you're dead. Rudy Baylor : How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving. Judge Kipler : Are you in over your head, son? Rudy Baylor : Absolutely! Rudy Baylor : There's gotta be a hundred years of law experience sitting at this very table. My guy flunked the bar exam six times. Movie Title: School Ties (1992) as Charlie Dillon: McGivern : If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living. Charlie Dillon : Then be careful you don't cut your hand. Charlie Dillon : You know, I'm still gonna get in to Harvard. And in 20 years no one will remeber that any of this happened. But you'll still be a goddamn Jew. David Green : And you'll still be a prick. Charlie Dillon : True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!!! Movie Title: Stuck On You (2003) as Bob: Morty O'Reilly: I'm gonna have to level with you. Siamese twins ain't the easiest sell I've ever had. Bob : We're not Siamese. We're American. Walt : What's a four-letter word for snatch? Bob : Grab. Walt : Oh... right. Whoopsie. [from trailer] Bob : We share a liver. April : Are you sure you even need a liver? [Walt and Bob are considering separation] Walt : Think about it. You'll be able to read a book alone, play golf by yourself, [whispering] Walt : masturbate in private like the good lord intended. Bob : What are you talking about? Walt : Oh, please, last night it was like trying to sleep next to a paint-shaker. Rocket: Get the lead out of your pants. Bob : Up yours. Rocket: Oh ho ho, I'm REAL offended. Bob : [to Walt] Don't you walk away from me! Walt : All right. Burgers on the house! [everyone shouts "Yeah!"] Bob : He's just kiddin', you cheap bastards. Walt : Hey, Dave. How about another tall one? Dave: Got it. How about you there, Bob? Bob : No, no. No, I'm cool. I'm the designated walker tonight. Movie Title: Dogma (1999) as Loki: Bartleby : I was close. You know, I was so close to slittin' that bitch's throat. You know how that felt? Righteous. Justified. Eager, even. Loki : You alright man? Your eyes are kinda... Bartleby : My eyes are open. For the first time, I get it. When that little innocent girl let her mission slip, I had an epiphany. See, in the beginning, it was just us and Him. Angels and God. Loki : Uh huh Bartleby : Then he created humans. Ours was designed to be a life of servitude and worship... and bowing and scraping and adoration. He gave them more than He ever gave us. He gave them a choice. They choose to acknowledge God, or choose to ignore him. All this time we've been down here, I've felt the absence of the Divine presence. And it's pained me... As I'm sure it must have pained you. And why? Because of the way he made us. Had we been given free will, we could choose to ignore the pain. Like they do. But no! We're servants! Loki : Okay... You know, all I'm sayin' here, is one of us might need a little nap. Bartleby : [claps hands] Wake up! These humans have besmirched everything He's bestowed upon them. They were given Paradise - they threw it away. They were given this planet - they destroyed it. They were favored best among all His endeavors, and some of them don't even believe he exists. And in spite of it all... He hath shown them infinite fucking patience at every turn. What about us? I asked you... Once, to lay down the sword, because I felt sorry for them. What was the result? Our expulsion from Paradise! Where was his infinite fucking patience then? It's not right! It's not fair! We've paid our debt. Don't you think it's time... Don't you think it's time we went home? And to do that... I... I think we may have to dispatch our-our would be dispatchers. Loki : Wait. Wait. Wait. Kill them? You're talking about the Last Scion for Chrissakes! And what about Jay and Bob? I mean... Those guys were alright. Bartleby : Don't. Don't my friend. See, don't let your sympathies get the best of you. They did me once. Scion or not, she's just a human. And by passing through that arch, our sins are forgiven. No harm, no foul Loki : My God. I've heard a rant like this before Bartleby : What did you say? Loki : I've heard a rant like this before Bartleby : Don't you fuckin' do that to me Loki : You sound like the Morning Star Bartleby : You shut your fuckin' mouth! Loki : You do! You sound like Lucifer man! You fuckin' lost it! You're not talkin' about goin' home Bartleby, you're talkin' about fuckin' war on God. Well fuck that. I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin. Bartleby : [Bartleby violently throws Loki against a pillar in the parking garage] We're going home, Loki! And no one, not you, not even the Almighty himself, is gonna make that otherwise. Loki : My God... I've heard a rant like this before. Bartleby : What did you say to me? Loki : I've heard a rant like this before. You sound like the morning star... Bartleby : Don't you fucking do that to me! Loki : You do man, you sound like lucifer you've fucking lost it! You arn't talking about going home, Bartleby. You're talking fucking war against God. Well fuck that. I have seen what happens to the proud when they take on the throne. I'm going back to Wisconsin. Nun : You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland? Loki : No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you." Loki : The last four days on Earth. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. But we can do that next best thing. Bartleby : What's that? Loki : Let's kill people. [Lady next to Loki spits out her coffee] Loki : [to lady] Oh, not you. Loki : Church laws are fallible because they're created by man. Bartleby : You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist. Loki : I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes. Bartleby : This from the guy who still owes me ten bucks over that bet over which was going to be the bigger movie, E.T. or Krush Groove. Loki : Hey, fuck you man, because time's going to tell on that one. Loki : Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results. Bartleby : You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus. Loki : Outstanding work. Loki : I can spot a commandment-breaker a mile away. Loki : Do you know what makes a human being decent? Fear. And therein lies the problem. None of you has anything left to fear anymore. You rest comfortably in seats of inscrutable power, hiding behind your false idol, far from judgment, lives shrouded in secrecy even from one another. But not from God. [Bartleby and Loki slaughter parishioners outside a church] Loki : You're looking at eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off. Gun Salesman : We call this piece the Fecalator. One look at it and the target shits him or herself. Try it on. Loki : Well, it's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but it's not nearly as impressive. Just doesn't have that Wrath-of-the-Almighty edge to it. I mean, come on, how am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing? Look at this... Bartleby : Well, then, you know, don't use a gun. Just lay the place to waste, like. Loki : Easy for you to say. You get off light in razing. You got to stand there and read at Sodom and Gomorrah, I had to do all the work. Bartleby : What work did you do? You lit a few fires. Loki : I rained down sulphur, man, there's a subtle difference. Bartleby : Oh, yeah, I'm sure. Loki : Hey, you know, fuck you, man. Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer. Azrael : Quit killing people, that's high profile. Loki : Oh, lighten up. Loki : All lines are currently down. [to Mrs. Reynolds] Loki : You're a pure soul... but you didn't say "God bless you" when I sneezed. [raises his gun to Mrs. Reynold's head] Bartleby : Loki. Nun : I never thought of it that way... what am I doing with my life... what am I...? Loki : I know, I know. You should take all this money that you've been collecting for your parish and go out and buy yourself a nice dress. Loki : Whose house?... RUN'S HOUSE. Bartleby : You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality. Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year cheated on your wife of 17 years 8 times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids. Loki : In the bed that you and your wife share, no less. Bartleby : Mr. Newman - you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her while she was passed out, just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. She killed herself two months later. Mr. Brace disowned his gay son. Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. Heavens. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven year old boy. Mr. Holtzman okayed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was - survey says? - less costly. [sees the female board member] Bartleby : You, on the other hand, are an innocent. You lead a good life. Good for you. But you, Mr. Whitland, you have more skeletons in your closet than the rest of this assembled party. I cannot even mention them aloud. [whispers something in Whitland's ear] Loki : You're his father, you sick fuck. [Whitland starts crying] Loki : Okay... You know, all I'm sayin' here, is one of us might need a little nap. Loki : Consequences schmonsequences. Loki : So, Jay tells us you're gonna sleep with him. Loki : Do you know about voodoo? No constitution of faith, more an arrangement of superstitions. Movie Title: Eurotrip (2004) as Donny: Donny : Scotty doesn't know. [sings] Donny : [singing] Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know! Movie Title: Titan A.E. (2000) as Cale: Akima : You can't call a planet "Bob." Cale : So now you're the boss. You're the King of Bob. Akima : Can't we just call it "Earth"? Cale : No one said you have to live on Bob. Akima : I'm never calling it that. Cale : The least they could do is kill my food before I eat it. Cale : I happen to be humanity's last great hope. Preed : I weep for the species. [Walking around inside the Titan] Akima : What exactly are we looking for? Cale : This ship's gonna help us save mankind. Akima : What *exactly* are we looking for? Cale : Not a clue. Cale : Give me the ring! Korso : Your not gonna shoot me kid. Cale : Everyday I wake up and it's still the same boring present. I don't think this future thing exists. Movie Title: Saving Private Ryan (1998) as Private Ryan: Captain John Miller : James... I'm here to tell you your brothers were killed in combat. They're dead. Private Ryan : Which one, sir? Captain John Miller : All of them. Captain Miller : Well when I think of home, I... I think of something specific. I think of my, my hammock in the backyard or my wife pruning the rosebushes in a pair of my old work gloves. Private Ryan : This, this one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, Danny you're a young man, don't do it! And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, what are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor! And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern. The thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing. That was it. That was the last, that was, Dan went off to basic the next day. That was the last night the four of us were together. That was two years ago. Tell me about your wife and those rosebushes? Captain Miller : No, no that one I save just for me. Private Ryan : Picture a girl who took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. [Being told he can go home] Private Ryan : Hell, these guys deserve to go home as much as I do. They've fought just as hard. Captain John Miller : Is that what I'm supposed to tell your mother when she gets another folded American flag? Private Ryan : You can tell her that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that there was no way I was deserting them. I think she'd understand that. Captain John Miller : [weakly mutters something] Private Ryan : [leans in closer] What, sir? Captain John Miller : James, earn this... earn it. Private Ryan : Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this? Captain John Miller : No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable. Captain John Miller : James Francis Ryan from Iowa? Private Ryan : Yes sir. How'd you guess that? Movie Title: Will & Grace (1998) as Owen: Owen : Actually it was more the gay-guy-feel-the-delts-bend-at-the-waist-check-out-the-shoes hug. Owen : Whoops, my hand seems to be traveling up your thigh towards your ROCKIN' ASS. But who cares right? Cause I'm gay. So it's all right if I tell you you're beautiful, throw you down on this couch and make out with you fiercely, right? Grace : Yup, because you're gay, I should be on top. [Start making out] Grace : Ya know, you're a good kisser for a gay guy, and I've kissed a lot gay guys. [enter Jack with camera] Jack : Got you, you sick straight bastard. Grace : Jack get lost, I'm not done. Owen : You don't have any proof. Jack : I have photos. Owen : There's no film in that camera. Jack : Of course there is. [He rips the film out of the camera] Jack : See? Like I'd be stupid enough not to put film in my own camera. [singing 'Wishin' & Hopin'] Jack : Wishin' and a-Hopin'... Owen : Dreamin' and a-Prayin'... Jack : Lyin' and a-Cheatin'. Owen : Fatty and a-Tone Deaf. Jack : - STOP IT. Movie Title: The Bourne Identity (2002) as Jason Bourne: Jason Bourne : How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know. [during a car chase] Jason Bourne : So... Marie : What? Jason Bourne : ...we got a bump coming up. [drives the car down a flight of stairs] [last lines] Marie : Do you have ID? Jason Bourne : Not really. Jason Bourne : Who has a safety deposit box full of... money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. Marie : I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared. Jason Bourne : I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am? Marie : ...it was amazing. It was just amazing for about three months, until it turned out that this uh, jerk, who had fronted us the lease was actually shining everyone on and... [Stops. Pause] Jason Bourne : And what? Marie : What do you mean, what. Listen to me; I, I've been speed talking for about sixty kilometers now. I, I talk when I'm nervous, I mean, I, I talk like this when I'm nervous. I'm gonna shut up now. Giancarlo : [Picking up an intricately done knot of rope] What's this? You tie these knots? So it starts to come back, huh? Jason Bourne : No, it doesn't start to come back. The knot's like everything else, I just found the rope and I did it. The same way I can, I can read, I can write. I can add, subtract. I can make coffee. I can shuffle cards. I can set up a chessboard. Jason Bourne : Everything I found out, I want to forget. Jason Bourne : Is this your store? Marie : Yeah. Jason Bourne : It's nice. A little hard to find. Conklin : Let's ask Marie what she wants to do. Jason Bourne : Actually, I don't think she gives a shit. She's dead. Conklin : I'm sorry to hear that. How did that happen? Jason Bourne : She was slowing me down. Jason Bourne : Who am I? Conklin : You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened. Jason Bourne : You sent me to kill Wombosi. Conklin : Kill Wombosi? We can do that any time we want. I can send Nikki to do that, for Chrissakes. Mr. Wombosi was supposed to be dead three weeks ago. He was supposed to have died in a way where the only possible explanation was that he'd been murdered by a member of his own entourage. I don't send you to kill. I send you to be invisible. I send you because you don't exist. Jason Bourne : I don't want to do this anymore. Conklin : I don't think that's a decision you can make. Jason Bourne : Jason Bourne is dead, you hear me? He drowned two weeks ago. You're gonna go tell 'em that Jason Bourne is dead, you understand? Conklin : Where are you gonna go? Jason Bourne : I swear to God, if I even feel somebody behind me, there is no measure to how fast and how hard I will bring this fight to your doorstep. I'm on my own side now. Movie Title: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) as Matt Damon: Matt Damon : Just take it from "It's a good course." Ben Affleck : Oh, now you're the director. Matt Damon : Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this... Ben Affleck : Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Matt Damon : I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? Ben Affleck : You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. [They both take a beat and look at the camera] Ben Affleck : And sometimes, you have to go back to the well. Matt Damon : And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games. Ben Affleck : See, that's just mean. Miramax Security Guard Gordon : Sorry to interrupt fellas, but we have a 10-07 on our hands. Matt Damon : [exasperated] Oh Jesus. Again Ben? Ben Affleck : Nah! That's bullshit because I wasn't with a hooker today! Ah ha! Miramax Security Guard Gordon : There they are! Jay : Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Movie Title: Ocean's Eleven (2001) as Linus: Rusty : You scared? Linus : You suicidal? Rusty : Only in the morning. Danny : There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door. Linus : Let's get him out. Linus : Smash and grab job, huh? Rusty : Slightly more complicated than that. Linus : Well, yeah. Linus : Apparently, he's got a record longer than my... well, it's long. Reuben : You're Bobby Caldwell's kid. From Chicago. It's nice there, do you like it? Linus : Yeah. Reuben : That's wonderful. Get in the goddamn house. [as Tess walks down the stairs] Linus : This is the best part of my day. Movie Title: The Bourne Supremacy (2004) as Jason Bourne: [last line] Jason Bourne : Get some rest, Pam. You look tired. Marie : Maybe then you can remember something good. Jason Bourne : I remember good things all the time. Jason Bourne : I don't have a choice! Marie : Yes, you do. [Marie is shot and killed by Kirill] Jarda : Word in the ether was that you lost your memory. Jason Bourne : Yeah, you still should have moved. Movie Title: Courage Under Fire (1996) as Specialist Ilario: Specialist Ilario : It's not the doing shit that gets to you. It's the consequences. Imagine a life without consequences. Movie Title: Good Will Hunting (1997) as Will: Sean : Do you have a soul mate? Will : Define that. Sean : Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you. Will : Sure, I got plenty. Sean : Well, name them. Will : Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner... Sean : Well that's great. They're all dead. Will : Not to me, they're not. Sean : You can't have a lot of dialogue with them. Will : Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts. Will : I read your book last night. Sean : So you're the one. Skylar : What if I said I wouldn't have sex with you again till I got to meet your friends, what would you say? Will : It's four-thirty, they're probably still awake. Chuckie : I didn't get on Cathy last night. Will : No? Chuckie : Nah. Will : Why not? Chuckie : I don't know. [yells across room] Chuckie : Cathy! Cathy : What? Chuckie : Why didn't you give me none of that nasty little hoochie-woochie you usually throw at me? Cathy : Oh, fuck you and your Irish curse, Chuckie. Like I'd waste my energy spreading my legs for that Tootsie Roll dick? So go home and give it a tug yourself. Will : Do you like apples? Clark : Yeah. Will : Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples? Sean : So what do you really want to do? Will : I wanna be a shepherd. Sean : Really. Will : I wanna move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them. Sean : Maybe you should go do that. Sean : If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief? Will : Time's up. Skylar : You were hoping for a goodnight kiss. Will : No, you know. I'll tell ya, I was hoping for a goodnight lay, but I'll settle for like a kiss. Skylar : How very noble of you. Will : Thank you. Morgan : Man, I can't believe you brought Skylar here when we're all drunk. What is she gonna think about us? Will : Yeah, Morgan, it's a real rarity that we'd be out drinking. Sean : My dad used to make us walk down to the park and collect the sticks he was going to beat us with. Actually the worst of the beatings were between me and my brother. We would practice on each other, trying to find sticks that would break. Will : He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose." Sean : Gotta go with the belt, there. Will : I used to go with the wrench. Sean : The wrench, why? Will : 'Cause fuck him, that's why. Skylar : Maybe we could go out for coffee sometime? Will : Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels. Skylar : What? Will : When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee. Skylar : [laughs] Okay, sounds good. Will : Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included? Will : Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin' owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don't want to? Chuckie : No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me, 'cause tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be 50, and I'll still be doin' this shit. And that's all right. That's fine. I mean, you're sittin' on a winnin' lottery ticket. You're too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that's bullshit. 'Cause I'd do fuckin' anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin' guys. It'd be an insult to watch if you're still here in 20 years. Hangin' around here is a fuckin' waste of your time. Will : Do you play the piano? Skylar : A bit. Will : Okay, when you look at a piano you see Mozart, right? Skylar : I see "Chopsticks." Will : Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship? Sean : Not unless you grab my ass. Will : You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library. Will : Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. Sean : Thought about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me... fell into a deep peaceful sleep, and haven't thought about you since. Do you know what occurred to me? Will : No. Sean : You're just a kid, you don't have the faintest idea what you're talkin' about. Will : Why thank you. Sean : It's all right. You've never been out of Boston. Will : Nope. Sean : So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo, you know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientations, the whole works, right? But I'll bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling; seen that. If I ask you about women, you'd probably give me a syllabus about your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. And I'd ask you about war, you'd probably throw Shakespeare at me, right, "once more unto the breach dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap, watch him gasp his last breath looking to you for help. I'd ask you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes, feeling like God put an angel on earth just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her, be there forever, through anything, through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in the hospital room for two months, holding her hand, because the doctors could see in your eyes, that the terms "visiting hours" don't apply to you. You don't know about real loss, 'cause it only occurs when you've loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you've ever dared to love anybody that much. And look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident man... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're an orphan right? [Will nods] Sean : You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief. Will : Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay? Henry Lipkin, Psychologist : [Stammers] What are... talking... about... What? Will : Look buddy, a few seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump! Henry Lipkin, Psychologist : A jump? I... I'm terribly sorry... I... Will : Hey, I don't have a problem with it. I don't care if you putt from the rough! Will : I'm pumped! Let the healing begin! Sean : Do you have a soul mate? Will : Define that? Sean : Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you. Will : Yeah, Chuckie Sean : Chuckie's family would lie down in fucking traffic for you. Will : What is this, a Taster's Choice moment between guys? Will : I didn't ask for this. Sean : No, you were born with it. So don't cop out behind 'I didn't ask for this.' Sean : There's honor, ya know, in taking that 40-minute so those college kids could come in the morning and their floors are clean and their wastebaskets are empty. That's real work. Will : That's right. Sean : Right, and that's honorable. Sure that's why you took that job. I mean for the 'honor' of it. Will : What the fuck do you want? Lambeau : My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go fuck himself. Will : Well, what the fuck do you want? Will : You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. Then he says, "Man, all I want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes, "Don't forget the coffee!" Movie Title: The Legend of Bagger Vance (2000) as Rannulph Junnah / Rannulph Junuh: Rannulph Junuh : I can't do it, Bagger. It was too long ago! Bagger Vance : No it wasn't. It was just a moment ago. Rannulph Junuh : What were you doing out there? I could have killed you. Bagger Vance : Nah, actually, I positioned myself right in front of you, 'cause from the way your swings were goin', I figured that was the safest place. Rannulph Junuh : Anything else? Bagger Vance : Just bash the living shit out of it. Rannulph Junuh : I'm not asking for your crown, Walter. If I wanted it badly enough, I'd just take it. Rannulph Junuh : You gonna hit the ball or you gonna dance with it? Rannulph Junuh : Alright I'll play in your stupid golf tournament (to Adel) I shoulda' let you finish what you started, now I got nothin' at all to show for it. Rannulph Junuh : This is getting embarassing. Bagger Vance : Oh no sir, this has been embarassing for quite some time. Rannulph Junuh : You a caddy? Bagger Vance : Uh, that depends. You a golfer? Rannulph Junnah : Now, the question on the table is how drunk is drunk enough? And the answer is that it's all a matter of brain cells Hardy Greaves : Brain cells? Rannulph Junnah : That's right Hardy. You see every drink of liquor you take kills a thousand brain cells. Now that doesn't much matter 'cos we got billions more. And first the sadness cells die so you smile real big. And then the quiet cells go so you just say everything real loud for no reason at all. That'ok, that's ok because the stupid cells go next, so everything you say is real smart. And finally, come the memory cells. These are tough sons of bitches to kill. Rannulph Junnah : I could have killed you out there. Bagger Vance : Oh no sir, see I set myself directly in front of ya. Judgin' how you were hittin' them balls that's where I figure I'd be out of harms way. |
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