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 Marisa Coughlan QuotationMovie Title: Freddy Got Fingered (2001) as Betty: Betty : But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock. Gord Brody : Are you okay? Betty : I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds. Jim : Wait a minute... You're crippled. Gord Brody : Dad... Betty : What? Gord Brody : Dad... Betty : You got a problem with my legs? Jim : No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy. Movie Title: Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) as Jo Lynn Jordan: Mrs. Tingle : You present yourself with such self-assured tenacity, but your fear shows around the edges. You can do better. Jo Lynn Jordan : We're trying, Mrs. Tingle. Work with us. Movie Title: Broken Lizard's Super Troopers (2001) as Ursula: Officer Smy : [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [to Foster] Officer Smy : Hey douche bag. Foster : [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep. Ursula : Nice try. Foster : We could be like Cagney and Lacy. Ursula : Right. Except Cagney and Lacy were both women. [Beat] Foster : I could be Lacy. Ursula : [talking into voice filter] Freeze motherfucker. Foster : Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked. Ursula : Drop your coat and grab your toes. Foster : What? Ursula : I'm gonna show you where the wild goos goes. Foster : Uh, this isn't happening. I'm a police officer. Ursula, help. Ursula : Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread. [Foster turns, sees Ursula is "holding him up"] Ursula : [still talking into the voice filter] You don't have these at your station? Foster : I don't suppose you have a fresh pair of underwear I can borrow? Ursula : I'm not sure you could fit into my panties. Foster : So, Ursula, what'cha doing? Ursula : Don't use that boyfriend voice with me. |
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