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 Josh Brolin QuotationMovie Title: Hollow Man (2000) as Matt: Matt : My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C. Matt : How did we let him talk us into this? Linda : Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you. Matt : Any last words? Sebastian : Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever. Matt : Sarah is not on a good mood today, so I suggest you play nice. Sarah : This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit. Sebastian : And good morning to you too! Dr. Kramer : I'm going to call out the scientific council. Matt : Is there anything we can do in the meantime? Dr. Kramer : How about clearing out your offices? Linda : For what is worth, we're both very sorry. Dr. Kramer : It's a little a late for apologies. Mrs. Kramer : What's the problem? Dr. Kramer : Just a screw-up at work! Mrs. Kramer : How bad? Dr. Kramer : Bad enough to wake up a few Generals. Movie Title: Flirting with Disaster (1996) as Agent Tony / Tony: Agent Tony : Do you mind if I look at your armpit? Nancy Coplin : My armpit? Agent Tony : It's my favorite part of a woman's body. Tony : Where did you two come down on the whole circumcision controversy? Tony : Personally, I think a boys penis should look just like his fathers. Tony : Nancy was saying you were having some tension about oral sex. Movie Title: The Goonies (1985) as Brandon Walsh: Elgin Perkins : Is your mommy here? Brandon Walsh : No, sir. Actually, she's out at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. Chunk : Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw! Mikey : More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom. Brandon Walsh : More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right? Mouth : Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right? Chunk : Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did. Mikey : I swear on my life! They've got an... an 'IT!' A giant 'IT!' When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and... Brandon Walsh : Yeah, kinda like your brain, right lame-o? Say goodbye to your little pals. Irene Walsh : Brandon Walsh! If you don't bring those kids back I'm going to commit Harri Krishna! Brandon Walsh : That's Hari Kari, Ma! [Chunk glued the statue's penis on upside-down] Chunk : How's this? Mikey : Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down! Brandon Walsh : If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces! Chunk : Looks fine to me. Brandon Walsh : I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style! Irene Walsh : Brandon I want you to keep your brother inside I don't want him to catch a cold. Brandon Walsh : He should be put in a plastic bubble. Irene Walsh : I'm serious Brandon! That's not funny. If he takes one step outside and you'll be in the deepest, absolutely the deepest, shi, shi, shi... Brandon Walsh : Shit ma! Irene Walsh : I don't like that language but that's exactly what you're going to be in, and you Data. Data : Data Irene Walsh : Data use the front door from now on okay? What is that? Brandon Walsh : My new tires! They popped my new tires those son of a... I'm going to kill... [Brandon takes a little girl's bike] Brandon Walsh : Thanks kid! I appreciate it. Girl: My bike! I want my bike, I want my bike, I want my bike. Movie Title: Mimic (1997) as Josh: Josh : This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but, hey, what the fuck? Movie Title: Private Eye (1987) as Johnny Betts: Jack Cleary : Do you love her? Johnny Betts : To the extent it hurts. Movie Title: Nightwatch (1997) as James / James Gallman / James Christian Coleman: Martin Bells : You're a fucking nutcase! James Christian Coleman : That's Mr. Fucking Nutcase to you! Martin : You're insane! James : No, I'm not. Martine Bells : [Of James' thumb] : Does it hurt? [James smiles] Martin Bells : Let's grow old together. James : Let's get older. Martin Bells : Now, there's a challenge. Martin Bells : The police have a suspect. James Gallman : Who is it? Martin Bells : It's me. |
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