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 Catherine O'Hara QuotationMovie Title: Beetle Juice (1988) as Delia: [Evaluating her new home.] Delia : A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem. Delia : Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive, will walk all over you. [About the house] Otho : There's absolutely no organic flowthrough. Delia : I noticed that too; it's like a giant... ant farm. Delia : I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and I will take you with me. Lydia : They don't want to come down. Otho : Why not? Lydia : I think the reason is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn't get scared. Delia : Please, they're dead. It's a little late to be neurotic. Otho : What happened to the people who lived here? Delia : Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse. Delia : [talking to a workman] If you tell me what you do I'll tell you why my husband will fire you. Movie Title: Home Alone (1990) as Kate McCallister: Kate McCallister : [to the Scranton Ticket Agent] This is CHRISTMAS. The season of perpetual hope. And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike. If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son. Kate McCallister : How could we do this? We forgot him. Peter McCallister : We didn't forget him. We just miscounted. Kate McCallister : What kind of a mother am I? Frank McCallister : If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. Kev : The 3rd floor? Kate McCallister : Go. Kev : It's scary up there. Kate McCallister : Don't be silly, Fuller will be up in a little while. Kev : I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it. Kate McCallister : [looking disgusted] Fine, we'll put him somewhere else. Kate McCallister : I have been awake for almost 60 hours. I'm tired and I'm dirty. I have been from Chicago to Paris to Dallas to... where the hell am I? Ticket Agent: Scranton. Kate McCallister : [finally letting her aggravation out] I am trying to get home to my eight-year-old son. And now that I'm this close, you're telling me it's hopeless? Kate McCallister : no, he's just home alone. Kate McCallister : Where are the passports and tickets? Peter McCallister : I put them in the microwave to dry em' off. Kate McCallister : Heather, did you count heads? Heather : Eleven, including me. Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, and a partridge in a pear tree. Kate McCallister : Kevin, get upstairs right now. Kev : Why? Jeff : Kevin, you're such a disease. Kev : Shut up. Peter McCallister : Kevin, upstairs. Kate McCallister : Say good night, Kevin. Kev : "Good night Kevin." Kate McCallister : There are 15 people in this house, you're the only one who has to make trouble. Kev : I'm the only one getting dumped on. Kate McCallister : You're the only one acting up. Now get upstairs. Kev : I am upstairs, dummy. Movie Title: Waiting for Guffman (1996) as Sheila: Sheila : He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them. Ron Albertson : I had to have penis reduction surgery. Dr. Allan Pearl : Penis *reduction*? Sheila : I said to him, "Ron, you've gotta do something!" And he says to me, "Well, why don't you get one of those vagina enlargements?" [Ron and Sheila are extras in some kind of Hollywood western] Ron Albertson : I'd wish they'd at least give us a line. I made some suggestions... Sheila : We should be line-DANCING. Movie Title: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) as Kate McCallister: Kate McCallister : What kind of idiots do you have working here? Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk : The finest in New York. [Kevin's parents are in the hotel security office] Uncle Frank McCallister : Have you ever lost the boy before? Kate McCallister : No [Kevin's dad makes a gesture] Kate McCallister : As a matter of fact this has happened before. We left him at home on accident. It's becoming sort of a McCalister family travel tradition Peter McCallister : Funnily enough, we never loose our luggage Peter McCallister : I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself. Kate McCallister : I think that if our son can do it, I can do it. Peter McCallister : Kate, it... Kate McCallister : Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... [Mrs. McCallister slaps him] Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. Movie Title: A Mighty Wind (2003) as Mickey Crabbe / Mickey: Mickey : Is there a cockfight arena near here? Mickey Crabbe : Then there's the kids - we're hearing: "You rock... you rock me... you rock my world!" What? Mitch : It's like it's 1968... or 67... or 66... umm... Mickey : The good years. Movie Title: Orange County (2002) as Cindy: Shaun : I have to go to college. Cindy : Why? Shaun : Because it's what you do after high school. Shaun : Mom, you know that money can't buy happiness. Cindy : Oh grow up! Yes it can. Shaun : Mom, you know money can't buy happiness... Cindy : Oh grow up, yes it can! Shaun : But you and Dad have money and you're both miserable. Cindy : ...He's miserable? Cindy : Is Bob Dead? Did something break? Bud Brumder : What is that smell? What am I sitting in? Cindy : Relax. It's just urine. Bud Brumder : Oh. Bud Brumder : You know your son was being a real brat today, a real pain in the ass. Cindy : My son. Bud Brumder : He said I was selfish. He said that everything's always about me. Cindy : He called me a drama queen, said I was trying to sabotage him. Cindy : So I married Bob, for you! I slept with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother? Movie Title: Best in Show (2000) as Cookie Fleck: [After Scott introduces himself as Mary and shows them the pants he hand-stitched] Gerry Fleck : Well you must be very "proud Mary". Scott Donlan : Oh my goodness. Who are you all of a sudden? Stefan Vanderhoof : Good baby boomer gag. Cookie Fleck : Who's that in the burgundy jacket? Mr Hip. [On why he can't dance] Gerry Fleck : I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet! Cookie Fleck : I thought he was kidding. Gerry Fleck : But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet. Gerry Fleck : She had dozens of boyfriends Cookie Fleck : Hundreds Gerry Fleck : Hundreds? Cookie Fleck : Yeah, hundreds. Gerry Fleck : Well, I did not know that. Movie Title: The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) as Sally / Shock: [pushing Sandy down the pipe] Shock : I think he might be too big. Lock : No he's not, if he can go down a chimney he can fit down here. Dr. Finkelstein : Sally, that's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off. Sally : Three times! Jack Skellington : Sally! I need your help most of all. Sally : You certainly do, Jack. I've had the most horrible vision! Jack Skellington : That's wonderful! Sally : Lunchtime! Dr. Finkelstein : Ah, wormswort... [sniffs suspiciously] Dr. Finkelstein : ...and frogs breath? Sally : I thought you liked frog's breath. Dr. Finkelstein : Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath. Movie Title: Home Fries (1998) as Mrs. Lever: Angus : Mom, what'd you mean when you said Dorian was your favorite? Mrs. Lever : Oh, Angus, I love you both. [Holds thumb and forefinger an inch apart] Mrs. Lever : It's a difference of *this* much. |
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