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![]() Howard Stern Quotation"Standards have gone to an all-time low and I'm here to represent them." - April 1, 1998 upon announcing his new Saturday night late show on CBS. "I always resented the label of 'shock jock' that the press came up with for me. Because I never intentionally set out to shock anybody." "Writing a book just might be the hardest thing I've ever done, besides trying to get laid in college." "This country has too many freedoms." (January 2002) "I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole." On the movie "Forrest Gump" (1994): "I just wish for once Hollywood would make a realistic movie about retarded people, where a retarded guy leaves his house, people stare at him for a while and then lock him up." Movie Title: Private Parts (1997) as Howard Stern / Howard: Howard Stern : Lesbians equals ratings. Howard Stern : For this movie you've gotta suspend disbelief. [after winning a student film competition] Howard Stern : I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker. Howard Stern : We never went to ballgames. The only sport my dad liked was yelling. Howard Stern : After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses is it not? Jackie : My answer is "cock", but I wrote in big letters, so I have "big cock!" Howard : I'm sorry, we can't accept that. Jackie : You can't accept that, why not? Howard : I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the radio. Jackie : I can't say "big cock"? Howard : No, we can't have "big cock" coming out of your mouth. Jackie : I can't have "big cock" coming out of my mouth, that sucks! Fred: Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth sucks"? Howard : But why can't I play with my puppets? Ben: Shut up, ya know why! Howard Stern : I am the hero of the lesbian community. |
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