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 Salma Hayek Quotation"I keep waiting to meet a man who has more balls than I do." "I act tall!" "But look how short I am...I can't even act to be tall. I'm five-two. I can't even create the illusion that I am tall!" "I don't believe in the so-called Latino explosion when it comes to movies. Jennifer Lopez doesn't have an accent. She grew up in New York speaking English not Spanish. Her success is very important because she represents a different culture, but it doesn't help me. I grew up in Mexico, not the US, and the fact is that there just aren't any parts for Latin actresses. I have to persuade people that my accent won't be a problem, but an asset. Everyone's afraid of doing something a bit risky. Everyone wants a $200 million hit and anything they think might get in the way of that kind of success is considered a liability." What worries me the most is that most men are so weak. Because of that they act like they don't care and like machos - because they are too fragile inside. They're scared of confrontation and afraid of so many things. And because of this they build up their life so they have to deal with their feelings as little as possible. I find feminine men unbelievably sexy. But most men are completely incapable of getting in touch with their feminine side. What am I supposed to talk about with a man who doesn't know what it's like to be a woman? "At the beginning [my career] was hard. People were like, 'Who is this Mexican jumping bean?'" Movie Title: Frida (2002) as Frida Kahlo: Frida Kahlo : What do you think matters most for a good marriage? Guillermo Kahlo : A short memory. Frida Kahlo : Why did you get married? Guillermo Kahlo : I can't remember. Frida Kahlo : I had two big accidents in my life Diego, the trolley and You... You are by far the worst Frida Kahlo : I'm just keeping you honest, panzon. Frida Kahlo : Did I tell you that I'm going to walk again. Alex : Yes... Frida Kahlo : Did you believe it? Alex : Of course I do. Frida Kahlo : You'd better, because you are going to miss it. Frida Kahlo : If I'm not good enough, I have to do something else to help my parents. Diego Rivera : Thank you. Frida Kahlo : For what? Diego Rivera : For making a fat, old, crazy Communist a happy man. Frida Kahlo : They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman. Frida Kahlo : You've been my comrade, my fellow artist, and my best friend, but you've never been my husband. Frida Kahlo : I hope the exit is joyful and I hope never to return. Frida Kahlo : At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can. Frida Kahlo : I love a man with melones that are bigger than mine. Diego Rivera : And I love a woman with cajones. Movie Title: From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) as Santanico Pandemonium: Santanico Pandemonium : I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me, you'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery. Movie Title: Timecode (2000) as Rose: Rose : I've been looking for somebody all my life who would discover me. Movie Title: The Faculty (1998) as Nurse Harper: Nurse Harper : I'm saving my sick-days till when I'm feeling better. Nurse Harper : There's not enough drugs in this world. Movie Title: Wild Wild West (1999) as Rita Escobar: Dr. Arliss Loveless : Rita, my dear. Not that I'm ungrateful to providence for bringing you back, but I have to confess - I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them. Rita Escobar : Well, they seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends. [In a low voice] Rita Escobar : Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you. Dr. Arliss Loveless : Well, isn't that a coincidence? Cos, I kinda miss me too! Rita Escobar : He's so impetuous. Artemus Gordon : Yes, he's an idiot. Movie Title: Desperado (1995) as Carolina: El Mariachi : Did I ever thank you for saving my life? Carolina : No. El Mariachi : I will. El Mariachi : I have to go to church. Carolina : What for? El Mariachi : Confess my sins. I'm a sinner. Movie Title: Dogma (1999) as Serendipity: Azrael : Get me a Holy Bartender. Bartender : Never heard of it. Azrael : He doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you Muse? Serendipity : Don't... Azrael : Ahh, ANYBODY? No? Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... [Azrael pulls out a machine pistol, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs] Azrael : Get it? Serendipity : Can you believe it? Me - a muse, for God's sake. I sit down in front of the typewriter, and what do I get? Nothing. Blank page. I can't even write a grocery list. Bethany : What about what you did with Jay and Silent Bob? You inspired them. Serendipity : That's the cosmic joke. I can give out a zillion and nine ideas a second, but I can't keep any for myself. Her quirky sense of humor. Serendipity : I have issues with anyone who treats faith as a burden instead of a blessing. You people don't celebrate your faith; you mourn it. Serendipity : When are you people going to learn? It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet, and they never will because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains need to wake up. Serendipity : Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence. [about Azrael's neutrality in the Holy Conflict] Jay : What are you, some kind of fucking chicken? Azrael : No, I was an ARTIST, STUPID! I WAS INSPIRATION! A muse has no place in battle! Serendipity : So after the fallen were banished to hell, God turned on those who wouldn't fight, and Azreal was sent down with the demons. [mockingly] Serendipity : Something he considers a GRAVE injustice! Azrael : Ah, come on! Don't tell me you NEVER questioned the judgement, Serendipity. Serendipity : No. It never bothered me. So you were an artist! Big deal! Elvis was an artist. But that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. And that's why he's The King, and you're a schmuck. Serendipity : I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time. Bethany : Nineteen? Serendipity : Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit. Serendipity : Read the Bible again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks. Serendipity : How? That's the only thing I couldn't figure out. Azrael : Oh no, I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning. [Bethany meets Serendipity] Bethany : Let me guess. The 14th Apostle, left out of the Bible because she's a woman? Rufus : This girl's no woman. [to Serendipity] Rufus : No offense. Bethany : Oh, so those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to? Serendipity : [hugs her breasts] What, these? You should know better than anybody at this table that tits don't make the woman. Rufus : Hell, the tubby coat-wearin' motherfucker's got tits, that damn sure doesn't make him a woman. Rufus : Are we too late? Serendipity : To save these poor schmucks?... Yeah. Movie Title: Fair Game (1995) as Rita: [after dumping a ton of mail on Max's desk] Rita : THIS is your mail because it has your name on it! My mail is sometimes addressed to OCCUPANT. Because, Max, I AM the fucking occupant of my place! Whereas YOU are no longer an occupant. Is this sinking in? GET YOUR SHIT OUT OF MY APARTMENT! Max Kirkpatrick : Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK. Rita : No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you! Movie Title: Fools Rush In (1997) as Isabel Fuentes: Isabel Fuentes : Love is a gift, Alex, not an obligation. Alex Whitman : There was nothing I could do the deal starts July 1st Isabel Fuentes : Tell them to wait Alex Whitman : I can't do that Isabel Fuentes : Can't or won't? Alex Whitman : I've worked to long, too hard... Isabel Fuentes : To what? To spend your life with someone who loves you? Who cares for you? Alex you have to be there everyday! Alex Whitman : What do you think I've been killing myself for? Isabel Fuentes : Oh come on you knew about this for a month, but you don't include me... Why are you afraid of me? Why do you alienate me from your life? Alex Whitman : I don't... I don't know... Isabel Fuentes : [sighs] ... Look I told you in the beginning... I have no problem raising this child on my own... [walks away] Alex Whitman : I thought we were a family... Isabel Fuentes : [turns around] ... You don't understand the concept of a family! To you it's something you put up with on national holidays! Love is a gift, Alex... not an obligation... [turns and walks away] Alex Whitman : Look this is the brass ring... I've worked my entire life for this kind of opportunity and I am not gonna throw it all away just because one night I put a five dollar ring on your finger in front of Elvis as a witness! Alex Whitman : How've you been? Isabel Fuentes : Pregnant. Isabel Fuentes : Whatever you do, don't tell them I picked you up outside a restroom. Isabel Fuentes : I pee really fast. I live with five brothers, three cousins and only one bathroom. Believe me - I can pee faster than anyone in the world. Isabel Fuentes : No. No quiero oir nada. No quiero que me digas una palabra. Estoy harto de todos tus mentiras. Esos son todos lo que me has dicho. Cobarde. Alex Whitman : What does that mean? Isabel Fuentes : It means that you are a liar and a coward. That's what it means. Alex Whitman : It sounded so much prettier in Spanish. Alex Whitman : Isabel, don't jump. Isabel Fuentes : I'm not going to kill myself, stupid. But if you come any closer, I'll throw your ass over. Isabel Fuentes : It was a sign, Alex. Alex Whitman : A sign of what? Isabel Fuentes : That the baby would be Catholic. Alex Whitman : Oh, well, thank God it wasn't an IHOP. Mrs. Fuentes: You left Alex with your brothers? Isabel Fuentes : And Chuey. Mrs. Fuentes: Oh, I better light another candle. Isabel Fuentes : Alex, this is Chuy. Alex Whitman : Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker. Movie Title: Roadracers (1994) as Donna: Dude : Was she begging for it? Nixer : Nearly had her going. Donna : Are you sure she didn't have you going? Nixer : Only below the belly button. Donna : What? Nixer : Don't worry, I let it drain into my boot. Dude : Get the big part? Nixer : Nearly had her going. Donna): Are you sure she didn't have you going?, Nixer : Only below the belly button. Donna : What? Nixer : Don't worry, I let it drain into my boot. Movie Title: Breaking Up (1997) as Monica: Monica : Something happened to the world and nobody understood it. It was confusing and people started jumping to conclusions. There are no more absolutes. Time space good evil the things we know the things we believe in the things we see we thought we understood these things but maybe we don't maybe they're all relative. Movie Title: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) as Carolina: Carolina : What do you want in life? El Mariachi : To be free. Carolina : Simple. El Mariachi : No. Carolina : What's wrong? El Mariachi : [sees soldiers approaching] Everything. |
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