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 Sylvester Stallone Quotation"Once in one's life, for one mortal moment, one must make a grab for immortality; if not, one has not lived." "That's what Movie Title: Rocky's all about: pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood." "I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works." "I'm astounded by people who take eighteen years to write something. That's how long it took that guy to write Madame Bovary, and was that ever on the best-seller list?" Movie Title: Victory (1981) as Hatch: Hatch : This frigging game is ruining my life. [Just before the football match] Hatch : Where do I stand for a corner kick? Movie Title: Driven (2001) as Joe Tanto: Carl Henry : What about the fear? Joe Tanto : It's gone. Carl Henry : The fear is never gone. Movie Title: Paradise Alley (1978) as Cosmo Carboni: Victor : We're brothers doesn't that mean anything to you? Cosmo Carboni : [Serious] Yes that means a lot to me. It means there's a lot of bananas [Humorously] Cosmo Carboni : hanging off the family tree. Annie : You gotta lot of style for somebody with pigeon crap on their shoulder, Cosmo. Cosmo Carboni : That ain't real pigeon crap. That's just something I had sewn on to make me stand out in a crowd. You know? Cosmo Carboni : Hey, Vic. Frankie here wants to have a friendly arm-wrestling contest with you. Cosmo Carboni : Do you know how many men could've been sitting on top of the world, but they let a dame tell them what to do and the only thing they ended up sitting on top of was a toilet. Cosmo Carboni : Frankie! My brother who aint as handsome as you is as strong as Charles Atlas. Stitch : Your brother is a moron. Cosmo Carboni : Nah. He ain't no moron. Stitch : I said he's a moron. Cosmo Carboni : Okay he ain't no flaming wit guaranteed. But he can haul over four-hundred and fifty pounds of ice up five flights of stairs without blowing his breakfast. Can he do that? Cosmo Carboni : You gotta start off every morning by cronin' to that low-life, bag bird? Victor : Bella likes music in the morning. Cosmo Carboni : Yeah? Then BUY THE BUM A RADIO! Cosmo Carboni : Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free? Movie Title: Assassins (1995) as Robert Rath: [remarking at 2 police cruisers speeding by] Miguel Bain : Hoo hoo, those guys look pissed! Robert Rath : They get like when you kill four of them. Movie Title: Oscar (1991) as Angelo "Snaps" Provolone / Angelo Provolone / Snaps: Eduardo: You want me to die happy, don't you? Snaps : Of course, papa. Eduardo: Oh, so now you wanna me die? [slaps him] Snaps : Poole was right! You are an ox *and* a moron! Dr. Thornton Poole : [About Snaps' daughter, Lisa] She seems to have such nicely rounded diphthongs! Snaps : That's what got her into this jam! Aldo : Breakfast is soived. Snaps : Served, you paluka! Snaps : Pop this guy! Aldo : Boss! We can't have a stiff in the house with company coming! Snaps : You're right. It ain't proper. Snaps : It's like disarming Germany. Snaps : Connie! Am-scray! Connie : Do I have to, Boss? Every time I leave I fall behind. Connie : Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook. Dr. Thornton Poole : That's an oxymoron. Connie : Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc. Snaps : Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can. Snaps : You've got until twelve noon to make me look like a banker. Finucci: Oh, we make-a you look like a banker! Take off-a you pants. Snaps : Lets get started, I have until noon to look like a banker. Finucci: Oh we make ya look like'a banker... take off your pants. Snaps : You're a butler now! Butle! Snaps : If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get. But you've *got* to cross the finish line on this one! This is your third fiance today and it ain't even lunch yet! Connie : I warned him boss. Aldo : Anthony said it was a matta of life an death boss Angelo Provolone : And will you two mugs stop callin me boss. It ain't respectable. Aldo & Connie: Sorry Boss. Sophia : Now you fired the maid? Snaps : No! She quit to marry Bruce Underwood! Sophia : When did that happen? Snaps : I don't know... somewhere between my vest and my pants. [Poole is Mr. Provolone's grammar instructor] Angelo "Snaps" Provolone : Mornin', Doc! Dr. Thornton Poole : Mr. Provolon-e. Where are those G's? Angelo "Snaps" Provolone : [slaps money bag] In here. Anthony Rossano : When I took over, your books were a mess. Angelo Provolone : They don't sound like they're in no great shape now! (To Himself) Damn, a double-negative. Lisa Provolone : I'm not a little girl anymore! Look! Angelo Provolone : Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER! Lisa Provolone : ...I wanna lay on the beach in Honolulu! Angelo Provolone : Do whatever you want, just don't leave this room! Snaps : Just how do YOU know my daughter? [begins choking Anthony] Anthony : [choking] We met a Club-36 Snaps : IN A SPEAKEASY? Anthony : [choking] It's a very respectable speakeasy. Snaps : You couldn't even pick one that bought MY beer Snaps : Of course I knew. I just had no idea! Snaps : [to Theresa] You owe me sister. Connie : But I thought she was your daughter. Snaps : Shut up. Movie Title: Your Studio and You (1995) as Sylvester Stallone: Sylvester Stallone : [with subtitles] Okay, look, you're gonna tell 'em I don't talk that way, right? I mean, this whole thing has been a gag, it's a put-on, I put the Rocky thing behind me, it's a character. You're gonna work on that, right? You're gonna tell 'em, I mean... Narrator : Sure, brainiac. Narrator : [as camera pans to office block] Now what else will make our studio Artist Friendly? Well, how about that old black tower? In the past, many meetings have taken place there, but some people find it rather unappealing. Fake Mexican: [in fake Spanish, with subtitles] The black tower is very scary. It gives me the creeps. Fake Arab: [in fake Arabic, with subtitles] When I see the black tower, I want to cry. Sylvester Stallone : [in Rocky Balboa character, with subtitles] Oh absolutely; y'know forebodin' is the word that best describes it; y'know it's like real severe, y'know, I mean... Just the name, like..."Black tower," hah, I never wanna go there. Movie Title: Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) as Toymaker: Toymaker : [to his three other personalities] I don't mind talking to myself, but when you guys start to cut me outta the conversation. Then things start to get a little... strange. Toymaker : Am I insane? Toymaker : [his Dictator personality] Completely! Movie Title: First Blood (1982) as Rambo: Trautman : It's good to hear your voice Johnny, it's been a long time. Look John, you've done some damage here, they don't want anymore trouble. That's why I've come. I want to come in there and fly you the hell out. Just you and me. We'll work this thing out together. Is that fair enough? Rambo : Where did you come from Sir? Trautman : Bragg. Rambo : I tried to get in touch with you, but the guy's in Bragg never knew where to find you. Trautman : You know I haven't been spending much time there lately, they've got me down in D.C. I'm shining a seat with my ass. Rambo : I wish I was back in Bragg now. Trautman : We'll talk about that when you come in. Rambo : I can't do that Sir. Trautman : Look John, we can't have you running around out there killing friendly civilians. Rambo : There are no friendly civilians! Trautman : But I'm your friend Johnny! I was there with you knee-deep in all that blood and guts. I covered your ass more than once. Seems like baling you out of trouble's got to be a life-time achievement for me. Rambo : There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir. Trautman : Well you did some pushing on your own John. Rambo : They drew first blood, not me. Trautman : Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there! Rambo : They drew first blood... Trautman : Rambo, are you still reading me? Company leader to Raven! Rambo! Acknowledge! Rambo : I could have killed 'em all, I could kill you. In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go. Let it go. Trautman : Company leader to identify Baker Team - Rambo, Messner, Ortega, Coletta, Jurgensen, Barry, Krakauer confirm! This is Colonel Trautman. Rambo : They're all gone Sir. Trautman : Not Barry, he made it. Rambo : Barry's gone too Sir. Got himself killed in Nam, didn't even know it. Cancer ate him down to the bone. Trautman : I'm sorry, I didn't know. Rambo : I'm the last one Sir. Rambo : There's one man dead! It was not my fault! I don't want anymore hurt! Teasle : Freeze! Give yourself up! Rambo : But I didn't do anything! Teasle : I'm warning you boy, don't make a move or I'll blow your head off! Rambo : "I didn't do anything! Trautman : You did everything to make this private war happen. You've done enough damage. This mission is over, Rambo. Do you understand me? This mission is over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won't end this now, they will kill you. Is that what you want? It's over Johnny. It's over! Rambo : Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about! Trautman : It was a bad time for everyone, Rambo. It's all in the past now. Rambo : FOR YOU! For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing! Trautman : You're the last of an elite group, don't end it like this. Rambo : Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS! Rambo : We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says "Shine, please, shine!" I said no. He kept askin', yeah, and Joey said "Yeah." And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and he opened up the box, fucking blew his body all over the place. And he's laying there, he's fucking screaming. There's pieces of him all over me, just... (Takes off his bandolier) like this, and I'm tryin' to pull him off, you know, my friend that's all over me! I've got blood and everything and I'm tryin' to hold him together! I'm puttin'... the guy's fuckin' insides keep coming out! And nobody would help! Nobody would help! He's saying, sayin' "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" He keeps calling my name! "I wanna go home, Johnny! I wanna drive my Chevy!" I said "Why? I can't find your fuckin' legs! I can't find your legs!" Rambo : Sometimes I wake up and I don't know where I am. And I don't talk to anybody. Sometimes a day. Sometimes a week. Can't put it out of my mind. [Rambo takes over an Army truck] Rambo : Drive! [Army driver glances at him] Rambo : Don't look at me, look at the road! That's how accidents happen. Movie Title: A Man Called... Rainbo (1990) as Jim Rainbo: Jim Rainbo : I may not be crazy, but I'm stupid. Movie Title: Avenging Angelo (2002) as Frankie Delano: Frankie Delano : I believe there's a possible exception to every rule in a book. Movie Title: Antz (1998) as Weaver: Weaver : You da ant. Azteca : What happened to Z? Weaver : He's... taking a personal day, so I'm filling in. Azteca : [admiring] You fill in any more and you'll explode. Weaver : Don't you want your aphid beer? Z : Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature. Z : Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them. Weaver : Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls. Z : Weaver, they're CAREER girls. They're obsessed with digging. [Z is trying to convince Weaver to switch jobs with him] Weaver : Would I meet some worker girls? Z : Are you kidding? They always go after the new guy. It's like a SPORT for them. Weaver : What are you bitching about? in case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show. We're the Lords of the Earth. Z : Hey, don't talk to me about earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it around. Movie Title: Lock Up (1989) as Frank Leone: Frank Leone : Your body has to be here, but your mind can be anywhere. Movie Title: Tango & Cash (1989) as Ray Tango: Ray Tango : Rambo? Rambo's a pussy. [Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy's pants] Ray Tango : My contribution to birth control. Gabriel Cash : You don't know anything about electricity, do you? Ray Tango : No. Gabriel Cash : As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted. [Thinks about it for a moment] Gabriel Cash : Um, right? Ray Tango : I don't know. Gabriel Cash : I don't either. Gabriel Cash : When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out. Ray Tango : With a tow truck. Ray Tango : When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit. Gabriel Cash : I'll bring the chainsaw. Ray Tango : I'll bring the beer. Gabriel Cash : This has got to be a mistake. What do you think? Ray Tango : I think my underwear is riding into my throat. Ray Tango : I think that with your IQ, you're unarmed and still VERY dangerous. Gabriel Cash : Don't you think you're getting a little radical here? Ray Tango : What's radical? Gabriel Cash : Blowing a man's head off with a hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think? Ray Tango : You got your way - I got mine. Gabriel Cash : Come on, maybe he doesn't know anything. Ray Tango : I don't really care. Ray Tango : I've got good news and bad news. Gabriel Cash : What's the bad news? Ray Tango : We're almost out of gas. Gabriel Cash : What's the good news? Ray Tango : We're ALMOST out of gas. Gabriel Cash : I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R... Ray Tango : What's F.U.B.A.R.? Gabriel Cash : Fucked-Up Beyond All Recognition. Yves Perret : Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored. Imprisoned. Such a shameful fall from glory. Ray Tango : And who are you? Yves Perret : Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much. Captain Holmes: If you really wanted to stare death in the eye you shoulda gotten married. Ray Tango : [laughs] Is that a proposal? [Tango just bursts through screen door & lands on his captain] Ray Tango : Captain? Captain Holmes: Is this the way you screen all your guests? Ray Tango : Why just use your Plan A? Gabe Cash: Because it's a hell of a lot better than your Plan B, which you don't even have. Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski: What's widdya friend? Gabe Cash: He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe. [then as they leave the room] Ray Tango : I DO miss my wardrobe. Gabe Cash: You know, it's free country, Tango. Ray Tango : Yeah. Gabe Cash: And people are free to do whatever they want. Ray Tango : So? Gabe Cash: Well, your sister is very, very free. Ray Tango : Pleasure doing time with ya. Gabe Cash: Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower. [Walking to the showers in prison naked] Gabe Cash: Nice to see your underwear problem is solved. Ray Tango : I noticed. And Cash? You can stop holding your stomach. [Tango's just stopped a truck & it's occupants are now rolling sore on the road] Ray Tango : Glad you could drop in. Do you like jewellery? (presenting cuffs) Face (AKA Conan): Oh, fuck you. Ray Tango : I prefer blondes. [Conan spits on Tango's shoes] Ray Tango : (tossing cuffs onto the ground) Do the honours. Gabe Cash: This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got? Ray Tango : I got a quarter of four. [Conan arrives to the laundry full of vengeful prisoners] Ray Tango : Oh shit, it's Conan. Gabriel Cash : What? Ray Tango : It's Conan. Gabriel Cash : Are we gonna get F.U.B.A.R now? Ray Tango : What the hell is F.U.B.A.R? Gabriel Cash : You'll see. Conan: Real bad ass cops. You don't look so tough now do you. DO YOU FUCK. On this pigs with his cop friend, broke my ribs and broken my jaw Gabriel Cash : You broke that jaw Ray Tango : He deserved it. [Tango grabs a hefty submachine gun and hands Cash a pistol] Ray Tango : Here. Gabriel Cash : Aw, how come yours is bigger than mine? Ray Tango : Genetics. Movie Title: Cobra (1986) as Cobretti / Marion Cobretti: Night Slasher : The court is civilized, isn't it pig? Cobretti : But I'm not. This is where the law stops and I start - sucker! Marion Cobretti : You're the disease, and I'm the cure. Chief Halliwell : Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem? Marion Cobretti : Yeah, but it's just a LITTLE one! Supermarket Killer : Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up! Marion Cobretti : Go ahead. I don't shop here. Gonzales : You know, when this is over with, I'd like to celebrate, by punching a hole in Monte's chest! Marion Cobretti : You know what the trouble with you is? You're too violent! Cobretti : Hey dirtbag, you wasted that kid for nothing. Now I think it's time to waste you! Cobretti : As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn't, we're gonna lose! Gonzales : You're such a liar. Cobretti : Watch your mouth. You're in public! Movie Title: Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) as John Rambo / John J. Rambo / Rambo: John Rambo : Sir, do we get to win this time? Trautman : John where are you going? Rambo : I don't know. Trautman : You get a second medal of honor for this. [Rambo looks over at the rescued POWs] Rambo : You should give it to them. They deserve it more. Trautman : You don't belong here why don't you come back with me? Rambo : Back to what? My friends died here, let me die here. Trautman : The war, the whole conflict may have been wrong but damn it don't hate your country for it. Rambo : Hate? I'd die for it. Trautman : Then what is it you want? Rambo : I want, what they want, and every other guy who came over here and spilled his guts and gave everything he had, wants! For our country to love us as much as we love it! That's what I want! Trautman : How will you live, John? Rambo : Day by day. Rambo : Murdock... Trautman : He's here. Murdock : Rambo, this is Murdock, we're glad you're alive. Where the hell are you? Give us your position and we'll come to pick you up! Rambo : Murdock... I'm coming to get YOU! Co Bao : Why did they pick you? Because you like to fight? Rambo : I'm expendable. Co Bao : What mean expendable? Rambo : It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter. Murdock : Rambo, I swear to God, I didn't know it was supposed to happen like this. It was just supposed to be another assignment! Rambo : Mission... accomplished. You know there's more men out there and you know where they are. Find'em. Or I'll find you. Murdock : Now if there's any of our men in this POW target camp you confirm their presence by taking photographs. Rambo : Photographs? Murdock : Just photographs. Under no circumstances are you to engage the enemy! Rambo : I'm supposed to leave'em there? Murdock : I repeat: don't engage the enemy! Trautman : John I want you to try and forget the war. Remember the mission. The old Vietnam's dead. Rambo : Sir I'm alive, it's still alive, ain't it? Trautman : Good luck son. Rambo : Thanks. You remember, Murdock said he's been in the second bataillon, third marine in Comtun in 66? Trautman : Yeah. Rambo : The second bataillon was in Cuzank. You're the only one I trust. Rambo : Wolf den this is lone wolf do you read? Prepare for emergency landing, arriving with American POWs. [Rambo is talking to Trautman & Murdock over radio] Rambo : Get Murdock on. Murdock : Uh, I'm here, John. Rambo : Murdock... Murdock : Yeah? Rambo : I'm coming for you! Lt. Col. Podovsky : I see you are no stranger to pain. Perhaps you have been among my Vietnamese comrades before, hmm? No answer. Do you wish to give your name? Now, what possible harm can that cause? Pride is a poor substitute for intelligence. What you must understand is that we have to interrogate you. To Sergeant Yushin here, you are a piece of meat. A laboratory experiment. But to me, you are a comrade, similar to myself, just opposed by an act of fate. I know you are trying to facilitate the release of war criminals held by this republic. I can appreciate this. But this incident, your capture is... embarrassing. We must have explanation. First of all, I wish you to radio your headquarters and say that you have been captured and condemned for espionage activities, and that no such criminal aggression should be attempted in the future or they will meet with the same fate as yours. [Podovsky arrogantly turns on radio transmitter] John J. Rambo : Fuck you. Movie Title: Cop Land (1997) as Sheriff Freddy Heflin / Freddy Heflin: Moe Tilden : See sheriff, I got a sticky problem. My jurisdiction ends, in a sense, at the George Washington Bridge. But half the men I watch live beyond that bridge, where no one's watching. Sheriff Freddy Heflin : I'm watching. Figgs : Look Freddy, I say it's okay to be jealous. You save this girl's life, right? From it, from risking yourself, from saving her sorry ass, you go deaf as a result. Sheriff Freddy Heflin : In one ear. Figgs : In one ear. Then you have to watch this girl you saved, this beauty queen, marries this cocksucker. Liz Randone : Why is it that you never got married Freddy? Freddy Heflin : All the best girls were taken. Sheriff Freddy Heflin : I look at this town, and I don't like what I see. Sheriff Freddy Heflin : How do you think this makes me look. Ray Donlan : Go home and don't think so much. Sheriff Freddy Heflin : I can't hear you Ray. Movie Title: Death Race 2000 (1975) as Joe / Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo: Joe : You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : I got two words to say to that... BULL- SHIT! Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : You know, it used to be in the old days we would just take someone like you in a alley and blow their brains out. Annie Paine : Come on Joe, all's fair in love and war. Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : I'm glad you said that Annie, because what we got going here ain't exactly love. [Begins to strangle her] Machine Gun Joe VeTurbo : Save it for the French. Movie Title: The Lord's of Flatbush (1974) as Stanley Rosiello: Stanley Rosiello : [shoping for an engadgement ring] You want a ring? I got a ring for ya. In my bathtub. Movie Title: Rocky II (1979) as Rocky Balboa: Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record? Rocky Balboa : Nothin' worth braggin' about. Rocky Balboa : It's Apollo. Mickey : Who were you expecting? Rocky Balboa : I was hoping he wouldn't show Gazo : How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. Rocky Balboa : Condominiums? Gazo : Yeah, condominiums. Rocky Balboa : I never use 'em. [Mickey has Rocky chase after a chicken as part of his training] Rocky Balboa : I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot. Rocky Balboa : I just got one thing to say... to my wife at home: Yo, Adrian! I DID IT! Adrian : There's one thing I want you to do for me. Rocky Balboa : What's that? Adrian : Win. Adrian : Win! [Out shopping with Adrian] Rocky Balboa : Do you like having a good time? Then you need-a-good-watch! Mickey : Who the hell is that? Rocky Balboa : Avon lady. Rocky Balboa : You know, I never knew you were so light, you know. Adrian : No? Rocky Balboa : No, if I did I would've carried you everywhere. [Rocky is punching the heavy bag] Rocky Balboa : Three, four. Mickey : Now remember I want 500 hard ones go! Rocky Balboa : Where was I, seven or eight? Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one's going to offer you an office job. There's too much competition. Why don't you fight? I read somewhere you're a very good fighter. Rocky Balboa : Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know. Rocky Balboa : [noticing Mickey's hearing aid] What's that in your ear there? Mickey : What it is, is I hear stupid things better. Rocky Balboa : I was wonderin' if, uh, you wouldn't mind marryin' me very much. Reporter: Rock, you got anything derogatory to say about the champ? Rocky Balboa : Derogatory? Yeah. He's great. Adrian : We really don't need a car. Rocky Balboa : That's alright I'm doing commercials now. No problem. Adrian : Do you know how to drive? Rocky Balboa : Do I know how to drive? Adrian : Do you know how to drive? Rocky Balboa : Do I know how to drive? Are you kidding? I'm one of the greats! Let me put you inside the car. I drive airplanes and bulldozers. I'll drive you crazy if you give me the chance. Apollo : [outside after the first fight] Come on. Right here. Let's finish this fight! Rocky Balboa : Is he serious? Movie Title: Rocky V (1990) as Rocky Balboa: Tommy Gunn : Hey, you don't know me! Nobody does! I want my respect. Rocky Balboa : Well come and get it! George W. Duke : [to Rocky] C'mon punk. Touch me, I'll sue. [Rocky uppercuts Duke] Rocky Balboa : Sue me for what? Tommy Gunn : Why don't you become my manager? Rocky Balboa : Manager? I ain't never been manager! The gentleman who owned this place was a manager! But me I was always the managed... guy. Mickey : You know, kid, I know how you feel about this fight that's comin' up, because I was young once too. And I tell you somethin': Well, if you wasn't here, I probably wouldn't be alive today. The fact that you're here and doin' as well as you're doin' gives me, what do you call it, a "motivization," huh, to stay alive? 'Cause I think that people die sometimes when they don't wanna live no more. Rocky Balboa : Nature's smarter than people think. Mickey : And nature is smarter than people think. Little by little, we lose our friends, we lose everything. We keep losing and losing till we say, you know, "What the hell am I livin' around here for? I got no reason to go on." But with you, kid, boy, I got a reason to go on. And I'm gonna stay alive, and I will watch you make good. Rocky Balboa : And I'll never leave you. Mickey : And I'll never leave you until that happens. 'Cause when I leave you, you'll not only know how to fight, you'll be able to take care of yourself outside the ring too. Is that okay? Rocky Balboa : It's okay. Movie Title: Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) as Joe Brofmowski: Tutti Bomowski : Stop! Stop that man Joe. Stop that man! [Joe tackles the man] Tutti Bomowski : I saw that man on America's Most Wanted. Joe Brofmowski : What did he do? Tutti Bomowski : He killed his mother. Movie Title: Cliffhanger (1993) as Gabe / Gabe Walker: Qualen : I must say, you're a real piece of work. Gabe : I must say, you're a real piece of shit. Gabe : [burning the stolen money] It costs a fortune to heat this place. Gabe Walker : I've been working up in Denver. BASE Jumper 1: Work? Don't say that word man! Evan : Man, I hate work. Even when somebody else is doing it. Travers : Tucker and Walker! We're missing 3 bags. Gabe Walker : What's in them? Travers : None of your fucking business! Eric Qualen : Suits, socks, 100 million dollars - the usual stuff. Jessie : This rope looks 60 years old. Will it hold? Gabe : Don't think so. Jessie : Bad answer. Gabe : Remeber shithead!! Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all time!! Movie Title: Judge Dredd (1995) as Judge Dredd: Judge Dredd : Emotions... there ought to be a law against them. Judge Dredd : I am the law! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged. Block Warlord : Judge this! [The gang shoots at Dredd] Judge Dredd : I knew they'd do that. [On the flight to Aspen] Herman Ferguson : Dredd? What are you doing here? Judge Dredd : I was convicted of a crime. Wrongly convicted. Herman Ferguson : [laughs] That's kinda weird! What are the odds? Two wrongly convicted guys sitting right next to each other. Judge Dredd : You received the sentence the law requite. Herman Ferguson : Five years just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake! Judge Dredd : The law doesn't make mistakes. Herman Ferguson : Really? Then how do you explain what happened to you? You can't, can you? Great. Mr. "I am the law" can't. So maybe this is some kind of typo. Maybe it's a glitch. Or maybe it's poetic justice. Herman Ferguson : 5 years? But I had to, they were killing each other in there! Judge Dredd : You could have gone out the window. Herman Ferguson : 40 floors? It would of been suicide! Judge Dredd : Maybe, but it's legal Judge Dredd : Hershey, what are you doing down there? Judge Hershey : Waiting for backup. Judge Dredd : It's here. Judge Dredd : How do you plead? Herman Ferguson : Not guilty? Judge Dredd : I knew you'd say that. Chief Justice Fargo : The blind lady. Judge Dredd : Who is she, sir? Chief Justice Fargo : Justice before your time. We should never have taken justice out of her hands. Judge Dredd : We put order to chaos, sir. Chief Justice Fargo : Yes, we solved many problems, but created many more. Herman Ferguson : Dredd, do something! Pa Angel: Dredd? Judge Dredd : [to Ferguson] You talk too much. Judge Dredd : The legendary Angel family. Cursed Earth pirates, murderers, scavengers, and of course scumbags! Judge Dredd : [to Mean Machine, mentioning his artificial right forearm with included blade] Does that come with a fork, handsome? Herman Ferguson : I'm free, you're toast! Judge Dredd : Actually, you're toast. I forgot to mention it: your new friends, they're cannibals. Judge Dredd : There's a maniac loose in the city! Herman Ferguson : What a coincidence - there's one out here too! Judge Dredd : [sentencing the Block Warriors while spectacularly crushing the occasional resistance] ... Disturbing the Peace; that's 5 years. Reckless Endangerment Of Innocent Bystanders; that's 10 years. Possession And Use Of Illegal Firearms; that's 20 years. And... the First Degree Murder Of a Street Judge. [Indicates the late Judge Briscoe] Block Warlord : Let me guess: Life. [he goes for his gun, but Dredd outdraws him] Judge Dredd : ...Wrong. Death. Judge Dredd : [explaining how they're going to get back into Mega-City] Two other convicts figured out that the city heating vent gushes solid flame every 30 seconds. They realized, if they timed it right, they could run down the pipeline to an opening inside the city. Herman Ferguson : So that's how they got back in, huh? Judge Dredd : Actually, they were cremated. But the theory's a sound one. Judge Dredd : [lecturing a room full of rookie Judges] The Judge's standard-issue body armor. Yours, when you graduate. The Lawgiver: a Judge's standard-issue sidearm. Yours, IF you graduate. The Lawmaster: a Judge's standard-issue personal transport. Yours... if you can ever get it to work. Movie Title: Rambo III (1988) as Rambo: [Rambo and Colonel Trautman stand alone facing an enemy army.] Colonel Trautman : What do we do? Rambo : Well, surrounding them's out. Moussa : Why must you do this? Rambo : Cause he'd do it for me. Zaysen : Who are you? Rambo : Your worst nightmare. Moussa : You do not look like men Griggs sent before. You not look like you are with military. Rambo : I'm not. Moussa : What you are? Mercenary? Rambo : No. Moussa : Your not with military, not mercenary - what you are? Lost tourist? Rambo : I'm no tourist. Masoud, Afghan Mujahedeen Leader : Now you see how it is here. Somewhere in the war there's supposed to be honor. Where's the honor here? Where? Now, we're taking the survivors to the border. Are you coming? Rambo : I'm going to the fort. Masoud, Afghan Mujahedeen Leader : "Have you not seen enough death? Go! Go while you can! This isn't your war. Rambo : It is now. Masoud, Afghan Mujahedeen Leader : So be it. You're a good friend. Zaysen : "Drop your weapons! Now! You have no chance of escape! Come forward! I wish to take you back alive! This is your last warning! The choice is yours!" Colonel Trautman : "What do you say John?" Rambo : [loading his gun] "Fuck 'em!" Mousa : This is Afghanistan ... Alexander the Great try to conquer this country ... then Genghis Khan, then the British. Now Russia. But Afghan people fight hard, they never be defeated. Ancient enemy make prayer about these people ... you wish to hear? Rambo : Um-hum. Mousa : Very good. It says, 'May God deliver us from the venom of the Cobra, teeth of the tiger, and the vengeance of the Afghan.' Understand what this means? Rambo : That you guys don't take any shit? Mousa : Yes ... something like this. Colonel Trautman : How's the wound? Rambo : You taught us to ignore pain, right? Colonel Trautman : Is it working? Rambo : Not really. Movie Title: Rocky III (1982) as Rocky Balboa: Rocky Balboa : How did you get so tough? Adrian : live with a fighter. Rocky Balboa : I said why you doin' this? Mickey : Because you can't win, Rock! This guy will kill you to death inside of three rounds! Rocky Balboa : You're crazy. Mickey : What else is new? Rocky Balboa : He's just another fighter. Mickey : No, he ain't just another fighter! This guy is a wrecking machine! And he's hungry! Hell, you haven't been hungry since you won that belt. Rocky Balboa : What are you talkin' about? I had ten title defenses. Mickey : That was easy. Rocky Balboa : What you mean, "easy"? Mickey : They was hand-picked! Rocky Balboa : Setups? Mickey : No, they weren't setups. They was good fighters but they wasn't killers like this guy. He'll knock you to tomorrow, Rock! Clubber Lang : I'm the baddest man in the world. Rocky Balboa : You don't look so bad to me. Clubber Lang : What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear? Rocky Balboa : You ain't so bad, you ain't so bad, you ain't nothin'. C'mon, champ, hit me in the face! My mom hits harder than you! Rocky Balboa : [getting his picture taken with Thunderlips] Boy, sometimes charity really hurts! Apollo Creed : You know Stallion? Rocky Balboa : What? Apollo Creed : It's too bad we've got to get old. Clubber Lang : I'm going to bust you up. Rocky Balboa : Go for it. Apollo Creed : Now, when you beat me, you beat me by one... ONE... second. Now do you know what something like that does to a man of my intelligence? Rocky Balboa : I thought you said you got over it. Apollo Creed : I lied. Rocky Balboa : Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are! Paulie : Don't listen to it, Rock. Apollo Creed : No, do listen to it. Because when it's over, everybody's gonna owe you an engraved apology. And you're gonna owe me a favor. Rocky Balboa : What favor? [Rocky is about to fight Thunderlips] Mickey : Call the fight off! Rocky Balboa : It's for the charity. Mickey : Nobody would do something like this for charity. Rocky Balboa : Bob Hope would. [Rocky and Thunderlips have completed their exhibition match, which has been more violent than Rocky expected] Thunderlips : Good match. Rocky Balboa : Hey why'd you get so crazy on me out there? Thunderlips : That's the name of the game. Mickey : [Mickey is not pleased with Rocky's exhibition match with Thunderlips] What's the matter with you? Why do you wanna fight this guy? Does anything normal go through your head? Rocky Balboa : Nothing that I remember. Mickey : I seen wrestlers as big as dinosaurs. You ever fought a dinosaur, kid? Rocky Balboa : Not lately. Mickey : They can inflict a variety of damage! Clubber Lang : [before the rematch] Hey, boy! Hey, Creed! When I get through with this chump, I'm comin' after you next! Apollo Creed : Get out of my face, chump! [Turns his back on Lang] Clubber Lang : Don't turn your back on me! [Shoves Creed and a melee breaks out] Rocky Balboa : [after the scuffle is broken up] I thought you said we had to be cool! Apollo Creed : That was cool! Movie Title: Rocky IV (1985) as Rocky: Adrian : It's suicide. You've seen him, you know how strong he is. You can't win. Rocky : Oh, Adrian. Adrian always tells the truth. No, maybe I can't win. Maybe the only thing I can do is just take everything he's got. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that. I don't know. Rocky : I see three of him out there. Paulie : Hit the one in the middle. Duke : What's happening out there? Rocky : He's winning. [Addressing the Soviet Union] Rocky : I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change. Rocky : Yo, Adrian. I DID IT. Duke : Hey, Champ. Rocky : Hey. Duke : Can I come up? Rocky : Yeah sure. Duke : Some weather we're having here huh? Rocky : Yeah it's pretty rough. Duke : But it's perfect for what you gotta do it's good. Toughen you up. Rocky : I guess. Duke : I know you think you're gonna have to do everything by yourself but you know I'll be with you. Rocky : Yeah Duke : Apollo was like my son. I raised him. And when he died a part of me died. But now you're the one. You're the one that's gonna keep his spirit alive. You're the one that's gonna make sure that he didn't die for nothing. Now you're gonna have to go through hell. Worse than any nightmare you ever dreamed. But in the end, I know you'll be the one standing. Rocky : I'll try. Duke : You know what you have to do. Do it. Do it. Rocky : Thanks, Duke. [Apollo's funeral] Rocky : There's a lot I could say about this man, but I don't know if it matters now. I guess what matters is what he stood for, what he lived for, and what he died for. You always did everything the way you wanted it. And I didn't understand that, but now I understand. I'll never forget you, Apollo. You're the best." Rocky : Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life. Movie Title: Rocky (1976) as Rocky: Rocky : Well, ya see, sir I understand you're lookin' for sparrin' partners for Apollo, and I jus' want ta let ya know that I am very available. Mickey : Your nose is broken. Rocky : How does it look? Mickey : Ah, it's an improvement. Adrian : Why do you wanna fight? Rocky : Because I can't sing or dance. [closing lines] Rocky : Adrian! Adrian : Rocky! Rocky : Adrian! Adrian : Rocky! Rocky : Adrian. Adrian : Rocky. Rocky : I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK? Yo, Adrian! It's me, Rocky. Adrian : [just before the big fight] Adrian: I'll be here waiting for you. Rocky : Rocky: How 'bout I stay here and you fight? Adrian : Is this you? Rocky : Yeah, that's me when I was eight years old, that's the Italian Stallion when he was a baby. Rocky : I can't do it. Adrian : What? Rocky : I can't beat him. Adrian : Apollo? Rocky : Yeah. I been out there walkin' around, thinkin'. I mean, who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league. Adrian : What are we gonna do? Rocky : I don't know. Adrian : You worked so hard. Rocky : Yeah, that don't matter. 'Cause I was nobody before. Adrian : Don't say that. Rocky : Ah come on, Adrian, it's true. I was nobody. But that don't matter either, you know? 'Cause I was thinkin', it really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood. Apollo Creed : Ain't gonna be no rematch. Rocky : Don't want one. Adrian : You want a roommate? Rocky : Absolutely. Reporter : Where did you get the name, "The Italian Stallion"? Rocky : Oh I made that up one night while I was eating dinner. Rocky : What's the matter with my house? My house stink? THAT'S RIGHT! IT STINKS! Bodyguard : Did ya get the license number? Rocky : Of what? Bodyguard : The truck that run over your face. Rocky : You gotta be a moron... you gotta be a *moron* to wanna be a fighter. Rocky : You stop this fight, I'll kill ya'! Rocky : I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come! Mickey : Ya don't wanna know! Rocky : I wanna know how come! Mickey : Ya wanna know? Rocky : I WANNA KNOW HOW! Mickey : OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark! Rocky : Hey... you know how I said that stuff on TV didn't bother me none? Adrian : Yeah? Rocky : It did. Mickey : You know what you are? Rocky : No, what? Mickey : A tomato. Rocky : A tomato? Mickey : Yeah, and I'm running a buisness here, not a soup kitchen. Movie Title: Demolition Man (1993) as JohnSpartan / John Spartan: John Spartan : Send a maniac to catch a maniac. John Spartan : You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it. Lenina Huxley : I was wondering if you would like to have sex? John Spartan : With you? Here? Now? [Lenina nods] John Spartan : Oh, yeah. [after futuristic, contact-free "sex."] John Spartan : I was thinkin' we could do it the old-fashioned way. Lenina Huxley : You mean... *fluid transfer*? Simon Phoenix : I've been dreaming about killing you for 30 years! John Spartan : Well, keep dreaming! Lenina Huxley : Let's go blow this guy. John Spartan : Away! Blow him *away*! John Spartan : [to machine on wall] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass. Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute. John Spartan : Hey Luke Skywalker, use the force. Lenina Huxley : Looks like there's a new shepherd in town. [Spartan gives her an exasperated look] John Spartan : That's sheriff. Lenina Huxley : Chief, you can take this job, and you can shovel it. John Spartan : "Take this job, and *shovel* it." Lenina Huxley : Yeah? John Spartan : Close enough. Lenina Huxley : Transfer of bodily fluids? Do you know what that leads to? John Spartan : Yeah, I do! Smoking, kids, a desire to raid the fridge. John Spartan : I'm going to go down there. I'm gonna find Phoenix and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker. Taco Bell Patron : What would you say if I called you a broodish fossil, symbolic of a decayed era gratefully forgotten? John Spartan : I don't know... thanks? John Spartan : You're on TV! John Spartan : So let me get this right, Spacely Sprockets here, whose now the man in charge, the Mayor Gov who want to take me to dinner at Taco Bell, and lord knows what in my burrito, is also one of the guys who built the God-damned cryo-prison? Lenina Huxley : That is correct, money is out-moded. All transactions are through code. John Spartan : Alright, so he can't buy food or a place to stay for the night. And, it would be a waste of time to mug somebody. Unless he rips off somebody's hand, and let's hope he doesn't figure that one out. John Spartan : You're Under Arrest, Phoneix. Simon Phoenix : Shit! Arrest? And You're Trespassing. Automated Announcer: The Armory exhibit is now sealed. All museum patrons still occupying the facility should remain calm. Help is imminent. [the sealed Armory door is blown apart by a canon] Simon Phoenix : The museum is no longer sealed is it! Haha! What can I say, I'm a blast from the past! John Spartan : You should've stayed there. Simon Phoenix : Whoa that voice sounds familiar. Who is that? Chief George Earle : We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce. John Spartan : Great plan. Chief George Earle : Thank you. Erwin : He likes your plan, Chief! [cops are singing along with "golden oldies": radio jingles] John Spartan : Somebody put me back in the fridge. John Spartan : Is it cold in here, or is it just me? Simon Phoenix : Good memory. LeninaHuxley : I have, in fact, perused some newsreels in the Schwartzenegger Library. JohnSpartan : Hold it. The Schwartzenegger Library? LeninaHuxley : Yes. The Schwartzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn't he an actor when you... JohnSpartan : But how? He was President? LeninaHuxley : Yes! Even though he wasn't born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment which states... JohnSpartan : I don' wanna know. President. John Spartan : But there's just one thing I wanna know... Lenina Huxley : [grunts] John Spartan : [last lines] How's that damn 3 seashell thing work? [the voice-activated car that Spartan is riding in is malfunctioning] John Spartan : Brake! Brake! Brake now, you Mickey Mouse-piece of shit! Movie Title: Get Carter (2000) as Jack Carter: Doreen Carter : Have you ever been to prison? [Jack doesn't respond] Doreen Carter : For how long? Jack Carter : How about this weather? Jack Carter : My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me. Jack Carter : You should finish what you start. Cyrus Paice : Yeah, shit fix your tie there. Jack Carter : Nobody likes the list guy. Jack Carter : You're goin' down like an one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. Jack Carter : You drink coffee? Doreen Carter : Yeah... I smoke too. Jack Carter : You sure that's something to brag about? Doreen Carter : You smoke. Jack Carter : I quit... recently. Doreen Carter : When? Jack Carter : Now. Do you mind? Doreen Carter : You are so freaky! Jack Carter : Oh, well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's the straight ones you've got to worry about. Con McCarty : [to Jack Carter on the phone] Oh, you simple bitch, I'm covering your ass. Do you hear me? I'm covering your ass. Jack Carter : You better cover your own ass. Jeremy Kinnear : Please slow down, you gonna kill us. Jack Carter : That's the point, Jeremy. Jeremy Kinnear : OK. OK, you want money? You want money, just name your price. I have more money than God. Jack Carter : You need a drink. [Jack Carter comes on the golf field, steps on the ball and rolls it into hole] Jack Carter : Nice stroke. Golfer: Who do fuck are you? Jack Carter : Tiger Woods. Eddie : Jack, don't kill me, man. Jack Carter : You killed yourself. [Jack Carter drops him off the balcony] Jack Carter : So, what's your name? Jeremy Kinnear : Jeremy Kinnear. Maybe you read about me in Forbes. Jack Carter : No, I don't do that, Jeremy. So, what do you telling me, you're bucks up? Jack Carter : Come on, let me see your eyes. Cyrus Paice : Whatever turns you on. [takes his sun glasses off] Cyrus Paice : Still pretty? Jack Carter : Yeah. Like cat-piss in the snow. Movie Title: Meet Me Half Way (1987) as Lincoln Hawk: Lincoln Hawk : Tell you the truth, the truck is, uh, you know, the most important thing for me. I... I don't really... it doesn't matter if I, uh, become the champion or anything. That's, that's not the most important... I... I need this truck. |
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